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simian 8 points ago +8 / -0

If it’s the middle east, then we’re talking about that weird ass yogurt soda, aren’t we?

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Holy shit. That’s my monthly mortgage and HOA fee combined.

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simian 51 points ago +51 / -0

Weird for an exclusive to make me happy I don’t own the system.

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simian 27 points ago +27 / -0

Trannies have it real easy, don’t they? Gay men were called faggots. But the tranny’s biggest fear is being addressed by an outdated name.

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m really interested in what the response will be to this movie if it comes out. Whatever merit it had has been overshadowed by this controversy. And if Baldwin gets charged? I could see this thing getting held up through the trial.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well you see Trump became President and Rachel Maddow said we were living her nightmare.

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simian 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nobody’s replaced their Ukraine flags with Israel or Palestine ones?

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is this why women push the “trans women are women” narrative? Because otherwise they’d have to accept the crushing reality of their mediocrity?

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simian 29 points ago +30 / -1

That's the part that really gets me about all this. Rowling is a total woketoid ("I never said Hermione WASN'T black") but since she doesn't agree with them on absolutely everything, she's vilified. Tell me you're a cult without saying you're a cult.

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nobody would’ve died if a woman was in there. Demons are feminists, don’t you know.

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simian 35 points ago +35 / -0

So you can learn that it’s totes normal for parents and children to engage in sexual activity. Don’t you want to be progressive like the Hollywood elites?

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simian 46 points ago +46 / -0

It can’t get THAT rough if burying your head in hobbies and interests is a valid option. Real bad would be telling us to invest in canned goods and ammo.

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simian 2 points ago +3 / -1

There’s a great sci fi story there. I remember thinking, during the nonsense involving the maid cafe, that this would be a better series if it wasn’t so … anime.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s actually a PS5 exclusive! i was expecting another crossgen release.

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

How is the grass?

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simian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started writing a story like this a couple of years ago. It took place in the future, when the mRNA vaccine caused children conceived in 2021 to start turning into giant bugs (it tied back to the Brood X cicadas in the Washington DC area). It was meant to be all about how the media controls the public’s view and reaction to these insect people (thinly veiled commentary on contempt for the unvaccinated). I never got past the first chapter, though.

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ah, kids who took one psych class in college and think they’re such experts that they’ll apply “projection” to literally every statement.

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think they should be congratulated for managing to out-pointlessly-remake Disney.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Never let facts get in the way of a good joke. Or in this case, political commentary pretending to be a joke.

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shit, Frasier couldn’t even get away with the Frasier episode about the misunderstanding about someone being gay. Twitter would be outraged over “my sexuality is not your joke” even though the jokes in that episode were hilarious.

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simian 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is one those things where you know that if Trump had a misbehaving dog, the media would’ve been all over it. CNN would’ve had a pet therapist on the air to analyze Trump’s dog’s behavior and how it reflected on Trump. But this? Crickets.

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simian 24 points ago +24 / -0

When you have to put "patriarchal society" in your description like that, you have to assume the writing will just be completely childish and on-the-nose. "I have a degree in chemistry! How about you hire me?" "NO! Here are Penis Chemistry, Inc. we COULD hire you at 30% less than an equally qualified man doing the same work because the patriarchy lets us, but our dislike of women is more intense than our desire to make money! Now go make me a sandwich, doll!" (At this point the straight white executive slaps Brie’s ass, but the actual ass slap won’t be shown because that could possibly trigger women.) "I WILL make you a sandwich! The bread will be knowledge and inside will be revolution! AND I'LL FEED IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD!"

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