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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just thought, what would be a fun way to trigger a divorce, is to stop paying the mortgage and property taxes but don't tell anyone. Bitch can't get the house when the bank owns it lmao

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PraiseBeToScience 24 points ago +24 / -0

It seems that the idea that being a stay-at-home parent is a full-time job is becoming a thing of the past. A survey commissioned by Welch’s found that mothers work an average of 14 hours a day or a 98-hour workweek — the equivalent of 2.5 full-time jobs caring for their children. The survey looked at 2,000 US moms with children aged 5 to 12 and revealed that, on average, they started their duties at 6:23 a.m. and ended the day at 8:31 p.m., with only 1.7 hours of free time in between.

lmao fucking what

  1. Wake up.

  2. Send kids to school.

  3. Literally nothing for the next 8 hours.

Also, here's the neat thing about kids - they grow up and they eventually take care of themselves. The older a kid gets, the less work they are. The first six years of a kids' life you basically have to do everything for them because they're stupid fuckups (ever seen a five year old insist he can pour his own juice?), but by the time they're seven they can manage most tasks, they can help with the chores, etc.

Even then those 6 years aren't really all THAT much work. Year one is basically just cleaning up their shit. Year two and three is basically making sure they don't kill themselves. Four through six is just performing basic tasks and slinging food at them.

SAHMs want to pretend that they slave away all day. LMAO bitch what, your youngest kid is like 12 years old.

Also, kids nowadays are retarded zombies being raised by tablets. They probably don't do shit like color on walls anymore because they've never seen a marker in real life.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like the same algorithm.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally all of this art is probably generated by AI.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

What? Brave uses the Chrome web store for extensions too.

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PraiseBeToScience 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a gay fucking pedant you are. 93% is functionally close enough to 'all' for casual purposes.

Also the other 7% are probably troons.

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PraiseBeToScience 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's because every fucking neuron in a woman's head is engineered to react to and exploit emotional states.

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PraiseBeToScience 18 points ago +18 / -0

I feel like nobody gets the joke.

The joke is that they're putting in palm trees and pine trees to "diversify" the forest of ancient boreal European deciduous trees.

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PraiseBeToScience 7 points ago +7 / -0

The picture in the Tweet is literally the 'There it is!' joke mid-scene lol

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PraiseBeToScience 15 points ago +15 / -0

The fact that nobody ever did call Toph's character "woke propaganda" is itself a testament to this entire fucking post being a total strawman.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

Am I supposed to look at those ugly beanlets and feel bad?

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm holding onto my Florida residency like it's what a US passport used to be in like the 70s and 80s.

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PraiseBeToScience 23 points ago +23 / -0

Anybody that ever saw the military healthcare system knows what's up with that. You go to the ER because you ruptured your meniscus and you're sitting there surrounded by 5 dependas with their shitty fat kids because "he coughed once 5 hours ago" because they're too fucking cheap and entitled to go buy Nyquil themselves and want to scam free meds.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only remember one high profile shooting like in the entire last year, that was actually done by a White person. And since I'm proudly racist I blame the victims anyway.

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PraiseBeToScience 28 points ago +28 / -0

When they push their noses down the piercing crushes their septum and causes some pain, so they stop.

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PraiseBeToScience 9 points ago +9 / -0

The internet would legit be a better place if you couldn't ban or block anyone, ever.

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PraiseBeToScience 18 points ago +18 / -0

While conservatives were wanting to be "left alone", trannies, traps, and troons we're putting in the work to take everything over.

Being mean to these sick fucks literally gets you banned faster from everywhere than even dropping n-bombs.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also go figure a Redditor is another massively pulled up pharmaceutical zombie.

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