The reason Wakana works
The reasons Wakanda works is because it derives all its power from a magic space rock that bends the laws of physics and permits it to do shit that simply will not and can not ever happen.
starting a slave rebellion against an African ruler
Make a historically accurate portrayal of that recent 180'd slave queen Netflix or some other group made a show about where they made her against slaves rather than the one in charge. The collective meltdowns would burn harder than Chernobyl.
Go the Last of Us 2 route, start off playing as Jakub in a walking simulator that shambles slowly towards the inevitable breakout. Then from that point play as the now freed whites and go to town on everything.
If you make the change far enough into the story any tourists with early access will only see the first half and probably give it positive reviews setting up the bait and switch even better!
Could be intentional from the other side to completely dunk on a known wet fart that's easy competition.
If true that's a hilarious waste of money trying to fight against autistic hobbyists.
Which ironically is the exact source of pressure they are feeling now from DOGE and Big Balls.
Both KOTOR games are absurdly simple when you look under the hood.
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They literally use D&D's d20 system so the combat and other mechanics are that simple to codify working with decades old designs.
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Graphics aren't much different between the two despite the 5 years "development time" even though 2 wasn't ever actually finished.
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Even just the basic premises are fairly standard RPGs of "do tutorial", "visit x locations", DRAMA, and then fight the big boss.
Strange how using all those established concepts worked so well and all the retarded ideas the Woke Left and MBa's keep trying flop over and over. Maybe it will work next time! Real communism video games haven't been done yet!
radical vegan cult
lol, I know it's a serious story about murders but still anything vegan is retarded to begin with so having a 'radical vegan cult' is just more so.
Ban assault swedes!
KCD2 is not an "anti-woke" game
That's a double negative, therefore KCD2 is a woke game.
"But muh white flight!
Now stay still whitey while we murder you and your family and take your farms we don't know how to run!"
import individuals and groups with no interests or ties to the existing locations
surprisedpikachu.gif when they trash it
Like lobotomies being "humane" when it won a Nobel Prize.
Apt example given RFK Jr's aunt was lobotomised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy
She was a sister of President John F. Kennedy and Senators Robert F. and Ted Kennedy.
"Robert F." being RFK Sr, who was assassinated in 1968 when RFK Jr was 14, 5 years after JFK who was assassinated in 1963.
Kennedy family doesn't have a pleasant history.
In her early adult years, Kennedy was "becoming increasingly irritable and difficult." In response to these issues, her father arranged a lobotomy on her in 1941, when she was 23 years of age. The procedure left her permanently incapacitated and rendered her unable to speak intelligibly.
She died in 2005 at the age of 86, having spent 63 years 'incapacitated'.
wouldn’t get any post-launch DLC
Just like happened with Mass Effect 4, Bioware ain't what it used to be, and that's before the shitshow of post-launch DLC happening in the first place!
Step 3: Commit all hard copies of the game to land fill.
I don't want Star Wars to be handcuffed by retards with no integrity yet here we are, Jimmy.
And leave an angry note for the buddy.
How coulD climatE change Drumpfchuds do thIs?!
Sounds like they banned trans-species conversion therapy between the 23rd and 24th/25th centuries 👀
Isn’t lowerdecks like…the gayest of the bunch?
It's Star Trek for the modern brainless and "so random" audience/tourists that Rick and Morty catapulted into everyones' faces and through every other franchise trying to capitalise on the low denomination hook.
There's literally a scene involving someone commenting "X is either the nicest person ever or an evil shapeshifter that will try to eat you". Immediately followed up by X turning into an evil shapeshifter and trying to eat the person, because "lol so random" as per modern day Deadpool, Harley Quinn, and other retarded writers trying to be quirky.
"the nicest, smartest, handsomest guy on this ship [..] or you're a Harvongian shape-changer." As soon as she mentioned the name, it appeared to trigger a reaction from the creature, as Niko became entranced, and his eyes popped out as the skin of his body split bilaterally as the snarling Harvongian within exposed its true identity and immediately grabbed Angie in its mouth and began to consume her.
This scene should have had one of the klingon subordinates start singing some pop ship and the captain looks at him with disgust, backhands him and calls him a petaq, and then launches into some grand Wagnerian operatic thing about blowing up the Enterprise.
If they wanted to play it for laughs they could have just gone balls to the walls actual Klingon opera/sea shanty and simply not translate any of it so the Enterprise crew have zero fucking clue what was just said. It would have meant a dramatic [possibly over dramatic since that's part of the point with Klingons and singing at times] yet humourous moment without ridiculing the entire race yet again.
And before any of the new fans/tourists whine about how Mary Suhura would know what was said just have them sing an older Klingon song that's in a dialect even Uhura didn't know rather than yet again have her be the Deus ex Machina that "fixes everything" as I believe was the line in her own song in that episode.
Not that taking away possibly grrlboss moments is ever likely to happen, but at the very least it gives more ammo to point out just how fucking retarded modern day writers are and how little they know of the franchises they continue to piss all over.
Didn't even need to be their actual operas, could have just been the same pirate/sea shanties they frequently go for at the drop of a hat because that's how they are often described; as space pirates/vikings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gifhqi3B3RU&t=121s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NklJ6HbvSIY&t=85s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740Eo5J7S7g&t=9s
Riden? 🤔
Rinton? 🤔
Is Scooby Doo in charge suddenly? 🐕
Yes, welcome to almost 18 months ago.
https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/16c1uh1wUa/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-sea/c/
Barrowman?