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TheStupidPrizeWinner 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nothing like desperately trying to find that "untapped market" after you have burned down your old one.

Wait, are we talking about the NFL or inner city neighborhoods? Eh, either works.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seven times? That feels like a lot, so less home invasion and more jilted lover.

by Lethn
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TheStupidPrizeWinner 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Vanilla, when you got your first mount at 40, it fucking meant something, and certain classes getting free mounts as spells was a huge deal. Now, they are just another cosmetic.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

A puff piece from the poof publication Them (because othering is okay when they do it) about a literal rainbow coalition called the "Ghost Hunties" floofing about the US in search of spirits.

Will it be good? Probably not. Will it be gay? Like it was exclusively sponsored by ANAL BLAST!, the homo energy drink.

I apologize for the Vimeo link. YouTube seems to have scourged that video which is almost as old as some of our users.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

The US took all the best ones, so their hat had to make due.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does this article need 8 steps? Considering the first step is ask questions, and steps 2 through 8 are lie about everything, probably not.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

...if an applicant self-identifies as a woman, person with disabilities, Indigenous, racialized Canadian or from the 2SLGBTQI+ community, the incentive doubles...

The best part is that anyone who dares try to audit for fraud can immediately be labeled a bigot/misogynist/ableist/colonizer/racist/homophobe!

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ia! Ia! Fish wxmen are (fire) (fire) (100%) (clap) (squirt) (peach) fr fr!

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 14 points ago +14 / -0

Despite being firm friends with Markle going back to her time as an actor in Canada, and long before she met the Duke of Sussex, Mulroney and Markle have not been seen together since the former’s BLM controversy.

One does not befriend a shark, a scorpion or a social climber. You are a food source, a target or a stepping stone at best.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 31 points ago +31 / -0

They have a deep one fetish?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

So Jack jacked being Jill, and probably jacks to being Jill, but will never be able to jill as a jacked Jill becase Jack "becoming" Jill jacks everything up.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

To compensate, you could always try killing for that McDonalds cheeseburger, though I suspect just buying it would be easier.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/american-staffordshire-terrier/

Dog breed in question.

"A 52-year-old woman told police that Bender pointed a gun at her, and a CPD surveillance camera operator saw him in possession of a firearm with an extended magazine, according to the August 17 arrest report,” the outlet said, adding he was charged in the case, but the charges were later dropped.

Previous actions of man and Chicago court system.

Do not worry though! Bender is a good boy who did not do anything and just wants to live his best life then go college.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 14 points ago +14 / -0

Excellent! You have virtue signaled correctly and killed 2,700 people... now what? Are you ready to kill the next batch of billionaires? What about the ones after them?

If there are no more billionaires (as you have massacred them all and no one else is interested in claiming the title) and everything is likely still shit, do you go after millionaires next? How far down the wealth pyramid will you go if the world does not improve?

By the bye, how would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast? Probably should have led with that one and saved myself some time.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not having him in blackface was a missed opportunity.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, I did not. Thanks!

And no assassinations! Just wanted to see if ghostfox1_ was on to something.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think I have saved up enough internet points to redeem for some time machine use. Do we remember who had the keys last?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

they're unfit to govern anything beyond their own nose.

And sometimes not even that. Having written instructions for simple, but important/time sensitive tech related tasks, I quickly learned to include pictures and step by step by step instructions with clarification of the smallest details, only to watch people either still fuck it up or throw a fit and refuse to work.

There is nothing like a "weapons-grade idiot" to help refine process to a near perfect form, but goddamn is it frustrating.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did the Babylon Bee write this? Are we sure? It sounds like the plot to a stoner comedy from 15 to 20 years ago, just missing the Weinstien starlets and their male feminist sex pest co stars.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

His firing boosted their diversity level, thus bringing up their ESG score and correlated funding, so they will be solvent for a while longer unfortunately.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Anime cow girl with thighs as thick as her waist and breasts twice the size of your head

VS

Animated black Americans with exaggerated features and over the top mannerisms

So goddamn the same! Why did I never see it before? Truly, the broken English and woke scolding have opened my eyes! I need more of both now!

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