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TheKidsAreAltRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have you tried not being shit?

Just kidding, that doesn't matter because you'll just fall upwards or sideways into another gig as long as it supports the correct narrative.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Quoting myself from 7 months ago:

Hallmark is to women like porn is to men.

It fills their heads with unrealistic expectations of life and relationships.

https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/16ZqrcdAvo/x/c/4TpzCCIhmB0

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TheKidsAreAltRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's still going to backfire since an angry race mob picking targets based on skin colour isn't going to stop and wait for "actually I'm not white" or even likely believe anyone who tries that.

by Lethn
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TheKidsAreAltRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

Stop me if you've heard this one before, "Two yutes of peace walk into a supermarket..."

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TheKidsAreAltRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

legs aren't atrophied

A reminder that when spiders lose, or damage, a leg, they simply regrow it during moults. But that would both remove the victim status and "representation" from the parasite of a new character so Marvel would never go for it.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 12 points ago +12 / -0

The fuck is this timeline?

by folx
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TheKidsAreAltRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

So about those diversity castings in Celtic, Slavic, Nordic, and other regions in Europe... 🤔

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not sure what is worse.

That someone, somewhere thought this was a good idea to try, or that they got paid for it.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

she’s probably super hot.

she’s probably more sexually open than most women.

she’s probably making bank.

As we are playing the probability game, let's add some more points to this.

  • She's probably not fucking you anyway so no chance of you catching something from her

  • She's probably only with you until someone better comes along, so at the very least she's doing everyone else a solid and keeping you off the market where you hold little value in the first place

  • She's probably committing tax fraud so keeps lots of others employed as they perform yet another thotaudit

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zuckerberg may be an actual lizard but I don't see it going the way of Kirk vs the Gorn, unfortunately. 🦎

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