Okay, okay, let's dial it back for a moment because I fucking went wtf over this as well, this is the BBC doing click-bait. They're just shitposting at each other at least for now and the BBC have blown it out of proportion. As funny as it would be to watch.
I feel like even by the BBC's standards they're reducing themselves to Buzzfeed style click-bait out of desperation, I wonder if their overall viewership is slipping. They had that recent stupid BBC verify project spring up as well and that was all a bunch of lies even by the standards of modern journalism.
SuckerBucks is trying to ingratiate himself to the beer-guzzling crowd by performing speedboad-surfing routines with American flags and 'training' as a MMA fighter. He's doing this on the behest of his PR consultancy firm, that is trying to salvage what remains of his image, after his many attempts at influencing the elections in favor of the Democrats, souring his name. Last time with a 400 million dollar war chest, paid for by the same beer-guzzlers he's now trying to appeal to.
Dammit Elon, he's a fucking robot! He'll piledrive you into the basement!
The Zuck has been training MMA.
Elon might be making a grave mistake challenging it.
Zuck doesn't want to go the way of Gadafi
https://iili.io/HPYRsBR.png
My money is on Elon using his witt & cunning to get Zuck to reprogram himself mid-fight.
Literally Kirk v. Nomad
Zuckerberg may be an actual lizard but I don't see it going the way of Kirk vs the Gorn, unfortunately. 🦎
I know nothing about cage fighting- especially when it involves one who has never trained and one midget.
Who will win?
And a 12 year age gap.
Zuckerborg looks like he eats 12 year olds.
Okay, okay, let's dial it back for a moment because I fucking went wtf over this as well, this is the BBC doing click-bait. They're just shitposting at each other at least for now and the BBC have blown it out of proportion. As funny as it would be to watch.
I read the thread and it sounds half-serious. I could see it happening as a charity event.
I feel like even by the BBC's standards they're reducing themselves to Buzzfeed style click-bait out of desperation, I wonder if their overall viewership is slipping. They had that recent stupid BBC verify project spring up as well and that was all a bunch of lies even by the standards of modern journalism.
Historic moment.
The first alien cage match held on earth.
I need to stockpile popcorn!
Whenever something that's obviously "Bread and Circus" nonsense pops up I always start to look around for what they're trying to distract us from.
we're reaching levels of bread and circus previously thought impossible
Just remember, we haven't even entered 2024 yet, that's when the real shitshow is going to start :)
Man vs Machine
Shabbos Goy Vs Jew.
I am the same height as Musk (6'2") and happened to have had my ass kicked by a BJJ trained 5'7" tall dude (same height as Zuckerberg).
We've been friends for 6 years now and train at the same MMA gym.
You can't take a smaller well trained fighter.
SuckerBucks is trying to ingratiate himself to the beer-guzzling crowd by performing speedboad-surfing routines with American flags and 'training' as a MMA fighter. He's doing this on the behest of his PR consultancy firm, that is trying to salvage what remains of his image, after his many attempts at influencing the elections in favor of the Democrats, souring his name. Last time with a 400 million dollar war chest, paid for by the same beer-guzzlers he's now trying to appeal to.
More importantly, they're having him build a new twitter to replace twitter.