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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Santa Claus is an allegory for God, and the Elf on a Shelf is a proxy for Santa, then the elf is an agent of a higher power that monitors your behavior in order to render judgment.

Whether or not this is good or bad depends on implementation. Ideally, the elf would be used as a temporary training aid and a visible reminder, reinforcing a moral code that the child should follow at all times, especially when no one is watching.

Unfortunately, the temporary seems to have been lost, and now the young believe they need an actual minder as they themselves are unable to maintain an acceptable moral standard.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Possibly even "Gabe's mother has come to terms with him being gay, so she no longer wants to turn him into a girl to hide her shame."

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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. It is easy to support destruction when you are finished with what is being destroyed.

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StupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

The beautity, the grace, the elegance of ballet... shattered by lady dick, though that feels like an excuse as there are male ballerinas. Or would her (still at this point) son be crushed when surrounded by more ideal feminine forms, an obvious pretender?

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StupidPrizeWinner 33 points ago +33 / -0

I am sure more drunken rant videos have been polished and uploaded, just waiting to be sent, while the MeToo "Screeching Harpy" squadron sits on standby with activist judicial logistical support in reserve if the project ever shows signs of getting to close to the truth.

All the same, godspeed Mel. You will need it.

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StupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +11 / -1

Funny how first hand exposure changes a well meaning but naive opinion.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is one way to avoid coming out to your spouse.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Wiggle rice" sounds like part of an eat the bugs marketing campaign.

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does seem pretty black and white with him.

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, so that is what they meant by " Keep Portland weird."

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StupidPrizeWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

The advertisement iModels for the new $3.5k iThing all seem terribly smug, so I'm sure some iDevotees will purchase such a ridiculous device just to lord it over their iFriends. AR? VR? As long as it is an Apple device, they are in.

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StupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

It might have just been a meme that grew legs, though without dredging through the internet it is really difficult to say either way.

I will say that changing the popular perception of a thing makes it easier to change that thing in reality, so the push to make Ohio look like a weird shithole housing an unlimited number of murderous degenerates attracts murderous degenerates who want to live in a weird shithole, similar to the media push for queer everything has made it trendy to be queer regardless if people are or are not.

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StupidPrizeWinner 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was about to say that this whole idea seems unconstitutional, not that the left cares.

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StupidPrizeWinner 23 points ago +23 / -0

Man who casts spouse and fuckbuddies in multimillion dollar movies he directs cries at DIE luncheon about how white people populate industry in country where they are a majority.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were unethical scientists, not delusional leftists?

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StupidPrizeWinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is heartening to see that the organization received so much pushback they had to issue a warning about being respectful less than an hour later. Good job German anons. You (okay sign) (clown) (frog) it to them!

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StupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, so now historical accuracy and verisimilitude matter when it is about African slavey, "embracing our rich history and empowering (children) with the truth.” Go "whitewash" yourself, you nob.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

They should change their name to "Whizzards of the Coast" because they just cannot stop forcing their magical realm on people.

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StupidPrizeWinner 9 points ago +9 / -0

1994 was a long time ago, so your anger is justified as you are just matching their long standing demeanor.

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StupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Publicly punish a woman? For an obvious and spectacular fuck up? In current year?

Maybe if they lose more market share. And maybe if she does not have intimate knowledge of the genitals of those who were involved in her hiring, promotion and now possible firing. Maybe.

I am not holding my breath as much as I am not drinking their beer.

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