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StupidPrizeWinner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Conversely, brain damage caused Covid. From the enhanced origins, to the hysterical response of governments and their citizens, to the pharmaceutical companies pushing faulty product, who did not look retarded in hindsight?

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ich bin ein Berliner" is positively classy in comparison, unless there is a South African pun about hope and bacon?

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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

One does not accidentally a tire iron into a the head of a 13 year old while they are the passenger in the back seat of a car.

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StupidPrizeWinner 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Born with a bonus hole" really has a ring to it. "Bonus hole haver" and "all bonus holes are beautiful, natural or not" are also in the same vein of modern day mundane word horror.

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StupidPrizeWinner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Virtual prostitution for fun and profit! Help sell intimate access to your female companion! Do not feel shame or embarrassment when she leaves you for someone better as it was just your turn! Cuckoldry is not just a mindset, it is a lifestyle!

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StupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hmm, let us check the racial demographics of Washington, D.C as reported by the US Census Bureau website census.gov:

White alone, 46.2%

Black or African American alone, 45.0%

American Indian and Alaska Native alone, 0.7%

Asian alone, 4.7%

Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone, 0.2%

Two or More Races, 3.2%

Hispanic or Latino, 11.7%

White alone, not Hispanic or Latino, 37.5%

If you add all those percentages up, you get 149.2%, which is weird right? If you drop the "White alone" and "Two or more races" categories, you get 99.8%, which seems much more reasonable, so it would be accurate to say that over 60% (~62.3%) of their population is non-white or at least not white identifying.

A quick glance through the article reveals the strong double themes of "Americans bad, whites bad" and "marginalized groups good, people of color good and also marginalized so double good."

If the intent of the school board serving a majority non-white populace is to usurp a more unifying American identity with more divisive smaller racial identities and then set those racial groups against each other by teaching white children to hate themselves and non white children to blame whites for all the bad things, thus creating a "crabs in a bucket" society where the board members can pretend to be outside the bucket until they are tossed back in by those with actual power, then yes, a brilliant plan that can in no way backfire and cause DC to become an even bigger shithole in the future.

TL;DR "When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles" but as implemented by idiots.

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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

You make good points, though I would not say the effect is incalculable, just not a calculation that anyone on the left will consider for at least a generation.

I will say that the damage can likely be mitigated through training and practice, similar to occupational therapy for autistic children, but again the calculations must be done for the problem to be addressed, so these kids are definitely behind the curve for the foreseeable future.

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

You would be correct. I had misremembered people losing their jobs as a consequence of laws being passed, not mandates being enforced. Thank you.

by folx
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StupidPrizeWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is high school level, mean girls tier bullshit to quickly sort who is part of the group and who needs to be shamed and bullied. A more female future in practice.

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StupidPrizeWinner 15 points ago +15 / -0

If I wanted to cripple the development an entire generation of children, I can hardly imagine a better way than government mandated isolation, enforced by law and social pressure, with daily reminders of how good this miserable experience is and how bad people who try to go against it are, unless they are engaging in "fiery, but most peaceful protests."

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

When will the SSRI wars happen? Or commercials where rioters and police are handed Prozac and then do a dance routine?

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StupidPrizeWinner 14 points ago +14 / -0

This touches on two frustrating beliefs that I hold about our current society.

The first is whores in lab coats: that researchers have strong motivations to tailor the outcome of their studies due to financial motivations, including personal gain and continued funding, as well as social gain, like prominence in their field and furthering personal beliefs or biases. It may have always been this way, but modern science more obviously spends time back arched, legs spread, begging for funding while promising a good outcome.

The second belief is why the first has become more prominent: it is not why would she lie, but why would she not lie? We are all familiar with the surge in victim culture and the subsidization of bad behavior for social/political/financial gain. My first serious introduction to this kind of malarkey was after reading the infamous Rolling Stone article and hearing about the antics of mattress girl. Both cases seemed a bit off to me and were false in the end, but there were no large retractions or public displays of humility or criminal punishments for those who lied to destroy others, only a loud doubling or tripling down with quietly (if at all) acknowledged multimillion dollar settlements. This attitude has spilled into everything, including science, an attitude that the truth and honesty are not strong enough to bring about the desired outcome, so lies and manipulation must be leveraged to "start a conversation" or "be on the right side of history", regardless of whom or what is crushed and trampled in the process.

TL;DR A fib every day keeps the alt-right fascists at bay, so tell one for the glorious utopian future!

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who has played Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, Marvel Puzzle Quest, Gems of War, RAID: Shadow Legends, Azur Lane, Puzzle and Dragons, Clash Royale, Hearthstone and others I just cannot remember right now, the only person who can stop you is you.

Put down the phone, move away from the phone, pick up something else. A book perhaps, or maybe watch a movie or show. Anything to get away from your phone amd break that connection.

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StupidPrizeWinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

The new name for the parkway just rolls off the tongue and seems like a wonderful way to honor the indigenous East Oriental population who lived there before the "First Nation" colonizers.

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StupidPrizeWinner 20 points ago +20 / -0

Half as smart, twice as gay, and three times as stupid. Immediate lefty sainthood it is!

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

If they were surprised, I would then ask everyone here it feels to be more world weary than a first responder in a major metropolitan area.

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StupidPrizeWinner 25 points ago +25 / -0

First, it was "What is a woman?" Now, it is "What is a child?" A slippery slope indeed.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

This company did not run enough weapons grade idiots through the system to find the problems that "very intelligent, motivated, younger individuals" (see mid twenties midwits) obviously missed.

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