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Schmendrick_Lamar 4 points ago +5 / -1

They were already setting up to keep it going forever when they spun their original oppression fanfic about:

We wuz slaves. We built the pyramids.

Two thousand years later (plus or minus), and it is indeed still going on. They just needed a new fanfic after archeology thoroughly and conclusively undermined what little was left of their fav headcanon in the wake of a secularized rejection of divinely retributive plagues, adventitious food on the ground, and miraculous parting of the Red Sea.

Warmest greetings and salutations to my JIDF groupies.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sheer comedic irony of Imp's pet conspiracy [wahmenz]...

...juxtaposed with that other conspiracy [((()))] he can't entertain, even momentarily for the sake of argument, is worth all the 'rest' that he needs to keep the hilarity coming.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 9 points ago +9 / -0

The real fun starts when you ask yourself why rule 16 includes the word 'conspiring'.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Which would be quicker and use less paint: '-Reddit' or the asinine mascot?🤔

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make sure to do it on the sly when you need to move the mattresses and high-chairs in or out.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +3 / -2

Everyone knows Trayvoombwe actually mines the diamonds (at considerable risk to his health, at that).

Hirschel & pals run the racket as an army of lawyers, brokers, etc...keeping the price inflated 1,000+%.

Industrial and scientific applications? Sure.

Just don't bother with decorative diamonds. Big red flag if she holds the engagement hostage over Jewelry.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 21 points ago +21 / -0

How, you ask? Why, eradicating the essentially anti-diverse white people "demonic force of whiteness" from the world entirely! That's how!😇

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Subtitle:

Something something...toll: paid...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oh so you're saying I need to fairly apply my principles and definitions consistently across all groups of people? Let me just shuffle some definitions around here...

Now you're morally deficient for asking me to be fair.

Shut up, bigot.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hmm...

I wonder: where did the electricity and all the musical instruments come from? 🤔

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

An individual person blocking him is just fine; I can easily imagine simply getting fed up with his ad nauseam (((spiels))).

Conversely it's important for those of us who can stand to remain bemusedly within earshot to act out the principle of free speech by pointing and laughing at his hypocrisy, so blatant that it nearly beggars belief, but not trying to silence him because of our collective faith in a level of herd intelligence sufficient to see right through such a pitiful excuse for a special pleading fallacy.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 18 points ago +18 / -0

You're thinking of 河童 (Kappa) , but I think we can do better.

がしゃどくろ (Gashadokuro) is a gargantuan, shambling mass of bones and trapped, lingering souls. Devoid of any trace of the humanity of any of its constituents (even diminished such as it might have been in the first place), it wanders about devouring everything in its wake.

So...globalists?

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Schmendrick_Lamar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Breaking news: Faggots love Beyoncé, tape at nine.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 10 points ago +11 / -1

Dude you're not trynna tell me you (THE IMP??) didn't already know this...

This is like late 2014 "maybe feminism isn't that great after all" OG Zoe Post days stuff in my journey.

Welcome to the party I guess; better late than never :p

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the realm of stuff that comes with embedded political/philosophical allegory:

Can't go wrong with 40k (the fiction is still largely uncorrupted by wokefaggotry to my knowledge, and there's always the old stuff)

Also it seems a bit silly to ask, but you have read Starship Troopers I assume? (Nothing like the movie I'm sure you've heard)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +14 / -6

MODS!! MODS!! Rule 16 anyone? Please?!?

This trivially Googleable Hebrew phrase has not been accompanied with any of the requisite applause and/or fellatio to dispel its obvious conspiratorial insinuation when so casually misused in this manner.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Removed...satire

Y'know what? I'll split the W with you and call it a 'Voltaire'

Vishing you a happy day!

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Schmendrick_Lamar 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dark Humor is like food - not everyone gets it.

[Insensitive chud declares that he wants poor people to starve - tape at nine]

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adventitious feather-duster for purposes that spring easily to mind in the context of the whole piece.

Also, there's a certain down-to-earth charm about imperfect teeth when there's so little else to complain about.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 7 points ago +7 / -0

More people need to speak...

...

...for the sake of women.

Ayyy lmao.

Someone help me calculate a reentry trajectory for my sides.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buckle up, buckaroos

I immediately pictured (in the SP style of course) a dispossessed white farmer getting run over (at least he died doing what he truly believed in) by a melanite tranny in a truck loaded with farm equipment on xir's way to start up a farming business.

Naturally the next hapless roadkill (or 'buckaroo' if you will) was looking on obliviously in the passenger's seat.

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