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Schmendrick_Lamar 18 points ago +18 / -0

̶m̶a̶r̶r̶i̶e̶d̶ "...were disproportionately impregnated by..." is a more parsimonious interpretation.

Billy Betabushels actually did the farming exactly like he does to this very day.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMF theme is recommended listening for anyone looking to trace backward from all the recent synthwave, etc... nostalgia.

Did you guys also have the Epic demo CD that came with Jazz Jackrabbit and Mystic Towers :p?

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Schmendrick_Lamar 21 points ago +21 / -0

You missed an NPC patch, goy. Please update this euphemism to "changing consumer habits."

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

The x-axis is "proportion (%) of people that are woke" (likely self-reported? didn't check), not "wokeness score" (average or otherwise)

So if you want to unwrap "left-most red dot is still to the right of right-most blue dot," something like:

In a comparison across all fields, the highest proportion of woke males is still lower than the lowest proportion of woke females

(to no one's surprise, ofc)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 40 points ago +40 / -0

2027:

-broke woketards waste more money to try again under new name 'Sweet Dragon'.

-go broke again after rendering「いただきます」into a 90-second stolen-land acknowledgement

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

This time the golem is perfect and will remain entirely under our control until everything else is entirely under our control as well, goy.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look, goyim: we have to sign up for the ZOG-tech Rothschild shekel bank every-day-inflating-away fiat toilet paper swindle from the main landing page JUST LIKE YOU!

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hue hue I will rule over this kingdom by compromising the heir apparent. You will never guess my name and check early life so that I can't take your child away to my island.

Nothing new under the sun, as the saying goes...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 19 points ago +19 / -0

Don't worry, you don't have to be able to use a toilet to major in Jewnalism, Kajewnnications, or Social Jewstice.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 18 points ago +18 / -0

Would your opponent have more or less concentration if they hadn't had breakfast this morning?

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Schmendrick_Lamar 28 points ago +28 / -0

...as he strikes you.

You won't believe how IMPOSSIBLE prove Goebbels wrong challenge is 😱💯👃🤡

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least they didn't stage the photo op serving her food in a shoe like they did Abe.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kudos for finding one of the best Substacks in existence - I've been following it assiduously for years now. You can find white & black pills aplenty. He's got other good pieces on Canada.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, ya see goy, truth may as well not exist. Since people had to agree on each and every word they use to refer to this or that object, concept, or idea, that means that all of language is just a social construct. And as everyone with a make-work email job knows, language is the only way for any human to interface with reality, which is ultimately beyond anyone's direct experience. There is no truth, only text.

-ChoMo PoMo GloboHomo

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

This court does not believe that Mr. Thompson...if gibben the resources...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now taking bets on how long before someone blocks the lane for an "everyone look at me" verchoo display.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 30 points ago +30 / -0

Don't forget being a stupid, incompetent goy while Stacy the shabbos shiksa looks on in abject horror and embarrassment until Kanguel Kohlberg the brain surgeon poet philosopher philanthropist alights from diversity heaven, expertly salvaging the completely bungled situation to thunderous applause.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit, never thought I'd see Naomi Wolf leaning based (look at her books from the years leading up to the clout-whore post that incited it all)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

For now I'll provisionally withdraw the moniker "AsmonGoy," and wait & see what else he starts to notice on his wrongthink journey.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 10 points ago +10 / -0

nay, simply admitting to pondering the possibility of said switch's mere existence renders you less than human and deserving of a summary unpersoning from polite society altogether 🌍👨‍🚀🔫🤡

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