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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look at me I care so much about other people, especially children look at me.

...

Wuzzat? When will I be giving away all my money to other people's children? Shut up, bigot.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 6 points ago +6 / -0

...when 'folx' won't suffice, that is.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Round out with more philosophers:

Heidegger

Schopenhauer

Hegel (fraught though his legacy may be)

etc...

One more painter (Dürer - perspective anyone?)

Composers:

Bach

Beethoven

etc, etc...

Mathematicians of incalculable (ha) impact:

David Hilbert

Riemann

Gauss

Gödel

etc, etc, etc...

Military geniuses (Bismarck etc etc etc...)

The more you tally it all up, the easier it gets to peek behind the curtain of the ubiquitous, hulking (((PR campaign))) to paint them the butt monkeys of the 20th century (and of all time by extension, cuz, y'know...nothing matters if it's not ~current~)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Blessings of St. Shiloh be upon this tower.

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

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Schmendrick_Lamar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not to mention that preferring aesthetically pleasing human forms (of either or both sexes) in your vidya or other entertainment that you enjoy in your working-adult allotment of free time, instead of shambling, corpulent desecrations of the very notion of beauty (or on the other extreme: utter Pickwickian sterilizations of the same - entirely de-sexed & fully approved for this summer's vacation Bible school curriculum)...

...is totally the same as feebly milking your half-chub for hours and hours on end in-between posting worshipful paeans to garishly painted porn whores on r/gooncaves all while barely staving off suicidal panic at the crushing meaninglessness that your all-in on hedonism has wrought.

Some people can handle a little titillation for years, decades even, without ever degenerating into fiends. We aren't all Ted Haggard.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 42 points ago +43 / -1

And the brazen hypocrisy remains as insufferable as on all the other days ending in -y.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive...very nice...

Now let's see this tirade juxtaposed with a picture of a baby in a pink-striped shirt

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Schmendrick_Lamar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine their love-child:

Peaceful unrest with some fire

How'dya reckon that figures on a scale of 2+2=5 Orwells?

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holds up hand of cards and reaches other hand into it with dramatic, hyper-telegraphed gesture

Internalized Misogyny

Checkmate. 🤡

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Schmendrick_Lamar 13 points ago +13 / -0

My money says not relevant enough for a wiki page...but also says a "fellow white people" search on his feeds would hit paydirt.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 9 points ago +9 / -0

wrong side of history

TFW this super soyen hasn't even heard of Fukuyama, much less how utterly and thoroughly his inexorable and automatic notion of 'progress' has been BTFOd by reality.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Schrodinger's Goy:

Person, idea, or phenomena exists in a superimposed state of simultaneously Jewish and White (or not), until a goy observes the system, causing a collapse of the shlomometric field into whatever temporary and immediately-mutable-or-morphable-for-subsequent-purposes arrangement assertions most behooves ((())) in the given situation.

cf. "Celebration Parallax"

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +10 / -2

/politely taps shoulder

Psst: Dark mode is recommended for watching clown world burn

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Schmendrick_Lamar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Finance Minister

We're impinging on a sheer quantity of raucous ironies stacked so high upon each other that a hitherto unknown form of sentient meta-intelligence could emerge from their accumulation, I'll venture.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check out this yenta in the replies with the unironic

six billion

...b/c yes, goy: the talmudic prophecy stipulates that it has to be exactly six shillion shmillion oy gevillion...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even more so after you rinse 'em with cold water (like veggies)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not since the days of The Book of Ruth has the adage "hoisted by one's own petard" applied so literally...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

And lo, when at the last, Zir's final barrel of Cope was spent, there scraping at its bottom, Zir's jaundiced nails found purchase only on a Rope.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm...

https://jisho.org/search/%E3%81%AA%E3%81%8A%E3%81%88%20%23names

Might be a case of it shifting toward feminine in the ensuing centuries a la 'Ashleigh' -> 'Ashley' or similar.

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