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Schmendrick_Lamar 9 points ago +10 / -1

Asmongoyslop

Rolls off the tongue better, yeah?

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Schmendrick_Lamar 9 points ago +9 / -0

ALWAYS brag about it in incriminating detail via your highly original and virtuoso-level SoundCloud uploads

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm on the phone with my friends Lebensraum and Manifest Destiny right now.

We're definitely inviting Bibzy to our next pub crawl.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gonna date myself here:

Thinking about what's become of the franchise, I was reminded of pretty good off-brand Kanuckian TMNT (may it remain forever un-fucked by current year)

Song really does slap (especially the chromatic turn-arounds)...good snapshot of when hip-hop still put in token effort toward a semblance of real musical sensibility pre-kangster-era.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 2 points ago +2 / -0

And so often festooned with an instance of their holiest ritual: money changing hands.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfectly serviceable when politeness and restraint are called for...

...but "Big Black Rainbow Dildo" is more pointed and accurate for that toward which they demand we genuflect.

(Kiss it, goy, or else...)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

NPC with aspirations of spreading his memetic brain parasite:

I'll intentionally go by "Clone Trooper." That will be cool.

...

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Schmendrick_Lamar 11 points ago +11 / -0

...[N]ot coming from any bad place...don't want to sound ignorant.

Just chumming the waters for a Libstian guilt-trip feeding frenzy inside the Plebbit cage.

In addition to never apologizing, never ask for good-faith or the benefit of the doubt.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 44 points ago +44 / -0

(((((((As a white man)))))))

Schrodinger's Goy, again.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I made it maybe a third in, where he listed the top 5 donors by dollar to troon hagiography & glorification, ~noticing~ that 3 of them were [REDACTED: RULE 15].

I especially liked:

We call this "The Noticing Phase"

I'm guessing that the remainder probably wasn't anything especially new if your noticing phase has been going strong for years already.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look on the bright side: now you're automatically a super interesting person who can do no wrong ever, and you can mistreat anyone who doesn't act accordingly however you'd like.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I recall hearing some time ago that Arch was gong full-bore on the leftist-gobbledygook-festooned CoC thing.

Hope I'm mistaken, because I still have aspirations for an autodidactic Arch journey at some point.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look at me I care so much about other people, especially children look at me.

...

Wuzzat? When will I be giving away all my money to other people's children? Shut up, bigot.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 6 points ago +6 / -0

...when 'folx' won't suffice, that is.

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Schmendrick_Lamar 8 points ago +8 / -0

Round out with more philosophers:

Heidegger

Schopenhauer

Hegel (fraught though his legacy may be)

etc...

One more painter (Dürer - perspective anyone?)

Composers:

Bach

Beethoven

etc, etc...

Mathematicians of incalculable (ha) impact:

David Hilbert

Riemann

Gauss

Gödel

etc, etc, etc...

Military geniuses (Bismarck etc etc etc...)

The more you tally it all up, the easier it gets to peek behind the curtain of the ubiquitous, hulking (((PR campaign))) to paint them the butt monkeys of the 20th century (and of all time by extension, cuz, y'know...nothing matters if it's not ~current~)

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Schmendrick_Lamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Blessings of St. Shiloh be upon this tower.

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

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Schmendrick_Lamar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not to mention that preferring aesthetically pleasing human forms (of either or both sexes) in your vidya or other entertainment that you enjoy in your working-adult allotment of free time, instead of shambling, corpulent desecrations of the very notion of beauty (or on the other extreme: utter Pickwickian sterilizations of the same - entirely de-sexed & fully approved for this summer's vacation Bible school curriculum)...

...is totally the same as feebly milking your half-chub for hours and hours on end in-between posting worshipful paeans to garishly painted porn whores on r/gooncaves all while barely staving off suicidal panic at the crushing meaninglessness that your all-in on hedonism has wrought.

Some people can handle a little titillation for years, decades even, without ever degenerating into fiends. We aren't all Ted Haggard.

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