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LordLavaLamp 5 points ago +6 / -1

But doncha know that loli characters are indistinguishable from real human children? And that any depictions of anything done to their pixels and ink is exactly the same as abusing a real human child?

The more you know. You can stop real pedophiles by banning foreign cartoons with funny-looking small characters.

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LordLavaLamp 17 points ago +17 / -0

So, full disclosure, I do watch the Lotus Eaters podcast.

That said, I'm pretty sure that Sargon's "zero immigration" policy idea is specific to the UK. For about two plus decades, the UK has been receiving absolutely insane amounts of both legal and illegal immigration, which is absolutely not sustainable for a relatively small island nation.

He's stated a number of times on his segments that his best-case is to stop immigration entirely, kick out the illegals, fix the ever-ballooning national spending apparatus (like the NHS), and balance the economy to the point where British citizens can afford to buy houses again without bulldozing the entire country into Megacity One.

I can certainly support that viewpoint; I can't imagine "stop importing people, we're full" as an extremist position.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

You, uh, you have no fucking clue what the article is actually saying, do you?

I'll give you a hint: it's absolutely not saying what you're saying. That's not how biology works. Cells are literally only removed from zeroes-and-ones computer code by virtue of being coded with molecular compounds.

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LordLavaLamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll never change my mind that armed security and strict access control is a necessity for any organization that deals with the general public.

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LordLavaLamp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Texas teen arrested for storming into hospital nursery, strangling two newborns and attacking staff

Hmm, I wonder if it's the 13% acting up again...

An 18-year-old man...Marcus Dewayne McCowan Jr

Yup, there it is. Didn't even need to look at the mugshot.

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LordLavaLamp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bus in some people from out of town. It's what the leftist agitators do, why not use it against them?

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LordLavaLamp 8 points ago +12 / -4

Show us on the doll where they hurt you.

You fucknugget, you do realize that fucking lying for benefit isn't a "woman" thing, it's a "human" thing, right?

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Living in a face diaper state and working in a field that STILL REQUIRES THE FUCKING...sorry, it just slips out sometimes. Anyway, sometimes you just get used to the discomfort of the fucking thing, and in your rush to get gone after a shift, just forget that the stupid thing is still on your face.

So, I personally don't necessarily tar everyone with the same "dumb fuckface still thinks coof is a serious threat" brush; it could just be a legitimate fuck up, not a political statement.

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LordLavaLamp 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why in heaven's name would ELVES, of all people, want to "take our jerbs", as it were?

Those are the fucks whose innate stats are all 100+ while the regular plebs run around with a 10 as a high roll. They'd be the immortal, rich, impossibly accomplished bourgeois, not the poor downtrodden proletariat.

Hell, IIRC, wasn't the fact that the Elves were massive racist cunts a big point in Tolkein's books? They were basically gods amongst men, and saw the mortal races as, at best, cute woodland critters who scamper about and occasionally get eaten by wolves or goblins. And so it was a big thing for them to take part in the Fellowship and in opposing Sauron's armies?

Something like that. Gods, its been an age since I read the actual trilogy. I should dig that out, I have it working as a load-bearing beam somewhere.

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +4 / -1

For disrupting a funeral procession of a deceased monarch, yes.

There's a time and place to protest. A funeral is not the time nor the place.

This is absolutely a case of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

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LordLavaLamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to type out the usual "there's a difference between a pedophile and a child molester; one has a mental disorder and the other is a criminal" thing, but I'm sure at least a dozen people with minimal reading ability will take that as defending this particular creep, so I'll abstain.

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LordLavaLamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Normally, I'd trot out my "don't persecute nor prosecute people for thought crime" spiel, but for fucks sake I'm not convinced he hasn't ALREADY molested a child.

Hans, get the flammenwerfer.

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LordLavaLamp 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hmm. Evil and unthinking...

Tell me more, Mr. "women are literally hitler-stalin-satan and are responsible for every evil under the sun". Surely you have an unbiased, nuanced opinion on this.

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LordLavaLamp -15 points ago +2 / -17

It's a pox-family virus, fellas. Like chickenpox or smallpox.

Those have airborne transmission (chickenpox especially is super virulent), and there's evidence emerging that monkeypox might also be airborne.

It's entirely possible that this is just that, household airborne spread like you'd see with chickenpox or even a common cold (because SOMEONE in the house can't stop fucking dudes with open sores, but that's another point entirely).

Put the pitchforks down for a bit; you arms'll get tired stabbing at every shadow on the ground. Wait 'til there's actual evidence of abuse.

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LordLavaLamp 20 points ago +20 / -0

He had previously groped girls in school and tried to assault adult women in the street, this led to Sweden moving him to a different school.

"What'll we do, Patrick? There's a serial rapist running around!"

"I know. What if we take the serial rapist and push him somewhere else!"

Yeah, fuck off with that, guys. The only place to put this guy is in the ground. This whole bullshit of "oh, he's just misunderstood" or "oh, it's just his culture" or "oh, he had a bad childhood" misses the point that this person is now, currently a real and present danger to the community.

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LordLavaLamp 21 points ago +21 / -0

Put the black pill pez dispenser down for a bit, AoV.

I think we can say that most people "deserve" to be loved by someone. "Deserve" doesn't mean it's a "right" you should be guaranteed, it's a declaration of an ideal.

"Good people deserve good things" doesn't mean you have a right to receive these things, it means the ideal outcome would be this statement.

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LordLavaLamp 37 points ago +37 / -0

Not defending captain "da womenz are literally hitler-satan", but there are a not insignificant population of women out there that really will do this shit.

It's not something to generalize ALL women with, any more then you'd generalize all men with some negative behavior, but you also shouldn't ignore the fact that this is a real behavior that exists out in the wild.

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LordLavaLamp 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, don't eat the person. Human meat can carry all sorts of wacky issues, like sudden vomiting if you leave enough blood in the meat, and prion disorders if you consume nerve tissue.

Feed them to your pigs, then eat the pigs.

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LordLavaLamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

To quote an old favorite:

"God created men and women, but Samuel Colt made them equal".

If you feel unsafe, buy a damn gun and learn to shoot it. Tyrone and the boys might be enthused about the idea of fresh meat at first, but everyone's a baller until your prospective lamb turns out to have tiger claws.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +5 / -1

No, no, think about it. This is brilliant reverse psychology; they can use this to try to prod some raging TDS nutjob into leaking the list.

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LordLavaLamp 19 points ago +19 / -0

At that point, I'd find another table.

The DM and the player both sound like massive tools.

"Oh, I'm going to larp as a deaf person because that's so quirky and representative teehee"

"Hey Lashondaqwenta, the party pooled together to spring you a regeneration to fix your hearing!"

"Fuck you and your ableist bullshit, DM back me up!"

"Yup yup, no effect"

Yeah, no. The only time I've ever ruled on stuff like that as a DM is when someone finds a clever application of some real-world thing (like a wizard doing funny physics, or an alchemist doing funny chemistry), or when someone has found a way to blow a hole in my plot because I forgot to account for the munchkins in the group, and even then I'd let the players choose between me fudging the results a bit and just saying "fuck it, you've killed the evil dragon rapeandmurdernax using a clever application of space lube and a ballista bolt, here's his horde, help yourselves, it's improv night after this."

All other times, it's rules as written.

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LordLavaLamp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it really surprising to see tranny globohomo in MS products in this day and age?

I just rip out most of the OS whenever I have to do an install, including this shit.

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LordLavaLamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny, we in America blame the stupidity on Americans too.

Damn continent-wide country, we get all the retardation of the old world cross-territorial squabbling with none of the benefits.

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