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So Elves are literally African migrants taking white people's jobs in Amazon's LotR parody (twitter.com)
posted 3 years ago by SupremeReader 3 years ago by SupremeReader +56 / -0
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– MattTheBlack 27 points 3 years ago +27 / -0

This is beyond parody. It is Monty Python and the Holy Grail level but supposedly serious

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– OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 23 points 3 years ago +23 / -0

Wouldn’t humans overrunning and outbreeding elves be a better metaphor? Oh I forgot in every fantasy setting Humans automatically = White people these days.

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– Arkana 19 points 3 years ago +19 / -0

Yeah the story of Lord of the Rings literally ends with the age of magic closing and moves into the age of men.

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– MattTheBlack 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

The elves and their presence steadily diminishes as the ages pass and correct me if I'm wrong but aren't elves basically revered by people other than dwarves and orcs

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– lapalapa 15 points 3 years ago +15 / -0

Not revered, no. Elves are seldom seen by others, so they have a certain mythical air about them. They are also closer to the Valar, so generally "holier" than men, as in harder to corrupt.

Elves would come off as boring in the eyes of men, or at least frustratingly chill about everything. Elves are like a smoldering ember, while men are like candles that burn bright and quickly.

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– MattTheBlack 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah when I said revered I meant like mystical and cool because they're other worldly. Bad choice of words on my part

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– SupremeReader [S] 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Whites have Neanderthal DNA, they don't (the pureblood ones).

The Pygmies seem to be a more curious story.

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– DomitiusOfMassilia [M] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

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Literally doesn't even make sense. Hominids aren't the same as Homo Sapiens, where as Great Danes and Pugs (which you didn't capitalize for some reason) are both the same species. "Mountain Gorillas" don't make much sense since African Gorillas live in lush jungles. Early humans wouldn't have lived in mountains, they lived in grassland areas as they are endurance predators that hunt their prey though pursuit over extreme range.

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– NigaroFagetsu-kun 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Whites and blacks are the same species. Comparing Whites to blacks is like comparing Great Danes to pugs. Different sub species.

Edit: Modern humans are, in fact, hominids.

30% of the sub-Saharan genome can't be identified because they were breeding with another, yet to be identified, species for millions of years. This is a scientific fact. I'm sorry you took "mountain gorillas" literally, I'll be sure to take your crippling autism into account in the future; baboons, denisovans, australopithecus, homo erectus, etc. They don't know species it was, but it wasn't homo sapiens.

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– DomitiusOfMassilia 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Yes, Humans are hominids. So are Homo Erectus, which is a separate species that can't interbreed with Homo Sapiens. Both are hominids. You are asserting that blacks fall into a completely different species by claiming they are a lesser hominid, because that would place them... actually below Homo Erectus since Homo Erectus is one of the more highly developed hominid species.

You can't be trusted to talk about your "scientific facts" when you aren't using words correctly, and you're surprised when someone takes you seriously when you start talking about hominids and mountain gorillias, when you don't know anything about either of these things.

You can call me autistic, but all you are is an idiot racist spouting some bullshit pseudo-science you picked up from some racist internet shithole. You aren't the first white nationalist that's come here, they're just more coherent than you.

And I wouldn't talk too much shit about interbreeding with other hominid species as a white supremacist when we know for a fact that Homo Sapiens in Europe absolutely exchanged genetic material with Neandertals. At one point in Earth's history, there were actually several highly developed hominid species living on the planet at the same time with Homo Sapiens, and our species bred with probably all of them, and it wasn't excluding, or exclusive to, Europeans.

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– NigaroFagetsu-kun 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry I don't know the entire hominid family tree and which sub-human species we could breed with. The Africans' ancestors fucked something closer to a monkey than we are enough times that it altered their entire genome.

I'm autistic too, that's why I try to find answers to questions like why it seems like every single black majority area on the planet is a violent, 3rd world shit hole.

You can look this stuff up yourself, but here's a primer

Probable hominid crossbreed

Evidence of Africans crossbreeding with unknown hominid

This study was like 4th down in the search results, linked to in an NPR article

retarded bullshit cope about Europeans mating with Neanderthals

While that's true, we've built civilizations, and cities, and space stations. Obviously they did it enough to alter their evolutionary progress and overall intelligence.

I love White people and White culture, and notice that black company and black culture isn't as desirable. I'm sorry that for members of your rabbinical order is so offended by that. I encourage you to kvetch harder about White people being proud of their heritage and preferring their own kind (just like every other race on the planet is allowed to do), and I also look forward to your thesis-length explanation on why you love blacks so much more than Whites.

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– DomitiusOfMassilia 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I'm autistic too, that's why I try to find answers to questions like why it seems like every single black majority area on the planet is a violent, 3rd world shit hole.

I've literally gone out of my way to look up upper class, black neighborhoods, that were 85% Black and had far below the average crime rate. You're not autistic, you're just following an ideological narrative and never challenging it.

That's why you are trying to blame African underdevelopment on cross-breeding (probably over 100,000 years ago) while rejecting geography, trade, culture, diet, predators, and Pan-African Socialism's dominance in the post-colonial period.

It's why you don't even understand that your dismissal of the most well documented instance of Homo Sapien cross-breeding with a species that had an explicitly lower cognitive development (European Homo Sapiens) is evidence of just how skeptically you're looking at any information. Your assessment is entirely linear. You don't seem to understand that Arab and Asian civilizations developed first, then proceeded to stall, which is the point where Europe especially northern Europe, begins to develop past the other regions. You do not have an explanation why northern Europeans were using bone-based weapons and tools in the Iron Age, and while China, Japan, and Arabia had already developed centuries earlier, only for northern Europe to surpass the development of everyone after the fall of the Roman Empire, and the shutting down of the Silk Road by the Ottomans. That delayed development, and then explosion of development at a specific time, can't be laid at the feet of them interbreeding with Neanderthals. There must be other factors.

You have dismissed 100% of those factors in favor of your ideological narrative simplicity. Which is why you had to default to calling me a jew.

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– NigaroFagetsu-kun 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Conveniently forgets the 38 subspecies of canus lupus.

GrEaT DaNes aNd PuGs aRe ThE sAmE tHiNg! TrUsT sCiEnCe™

Sure thing, rabbi

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– Steampunk_Moustache 18 points 3 years ago +18 / -0

Africans migrants don't take jobs, they just take your wallet.

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– CarmenOfSandiego 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

In this economy? Jokes on them...

ha ha ha... ;(

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– SupremeReader [S] 15 points 3 years ago +15 / -0

They're apparently also robots.

Like all of these Amazon robots, very topical.

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– LordLavaLamp 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

Why in heaven's name would ELVES, of all people, want to "take our jerbs", as it were?

Those are the fucks whose innate stats are all 100+ while the regular plebs run around with a 10 as a high roll. They'd be the immortal, rich, impossibly accomplished bourgeois, not the poor downtrodden proletariat.

Hell, IIRC, wasn't the fact that the Elves were massive racist cunts a big point in Tolkein's books? They were basically gods amongst men, and saw the mortal races as, at best, cute woodland critters who scamper about and occasionally get eaten by wolves or goblins. And so it was a big thing for them to take part in the Fellowship and in opposing Sauron's armies?

Something like that. Gods, its been an age since I read the actual trilogy. I should dig that out, I have it working as a load-bearing beam somewhere.

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– SupremeReader [S] 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Elf lover!

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– Guy_Incognito76 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0

Why are there no black chinese people

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– GimmeFuelGimmeFire 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0

Because China fucking hates niggers

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– FlauntandStraunt 9 points 3 years ago +9 / -0

But where are all the elves?

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– GimmeFuelGimmeFire 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

The elfocaust didn't happen, but it should have

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– FlauntandStraunt 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

All the Black Hobbits got left behind. But they'll be remembered.

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– FlauntandStraunt 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

All the Black Hobbits got left behind. But they'll be remembered.

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– Smith1980 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Can someone tell me that this show is crashing and burning

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– BlokeyMcBlokeFace 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

It's hard to imagine it's going to make their billion dollars back.

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– FromTheShadows 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Yeah, shit like this didn't happen in Middle-Earth. There was no race mixing. Elves and Humans lived in their own separate nations and cities, the former tended to be very reclusive and secretive, and they only became moreso as their power continued to wane over the ages.

If anything, humans are the most tolerant of all the assorted people in Middle-Earth. We've seen them living in close proximity to Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves alike with really no problems. Elves and Dwarves hate each other's guts, both are seldom aware that Hobbits even exist, and Hobbits in turn tend to disdain everyone and everything outside their territories. Heck, we see far more cases of elven racism against humans in the books.

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– Hing 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

The recent massive public self-owns by woketards have been supremely satisfying.

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– Serathis 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Elves have been knocked off 103 shelves.

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– Smith1980 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

So brave. We’ve never seen this narrative before.

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– CarmenOfSandiego 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Many stunning, much brace, so stronk, very groundbreaking.

All fully backed by the modern media and company line. Or else.

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