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Jack 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was on the shitter the other day and reading whatever my phone's algo shows me in the news and one of them was from yahoo (written by Out): Here's every box office record broken by 'Wicked's opening weekend

I said okay, I'll bite, show me the "records" it broke

  1. Fourth biggest opening weekend of all time for a musical film (domestic).

  2. Fifth biggest opening weekend of all time for a musical film (worldwide).

  3. Third biggest opening weekend for a film released in 2024 (domestic).

  4. Biggest opening weekend for a non-sequel movie released in 2024 (worldwide).

  5. 10th biggest opening weekend of all time for a film released in November (domestic).

  6. Biggest first day of all time for a film based on a Broadway musical.

  7. Biggest opening weekend for a film based on a Broadway show (domestic & worldwide).

  8. Biggest opening weekend for a film starring Cynthia Erivo (Note: 2018's Widows ($12 million) and 2019's Harriet ($11 million) LOLZ!)

  9. Biggest opening weekend for a film starring a pop star (domestic).

  10. Biggest opening weekend of all time for a movie directed by Jon M. Chu (domestic & worldwide).

Oh, you made it through this list of records? Here's my go to reaction for shit like this

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a crazy ass touchdown!

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy Thanksgiving, you basket of deplorable garbage human beings.

Gonna eat food, get fat, set up the mini-arcade for whoever wanna play and zonk out on the couch.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course, I just find it funny that Epic is actively celebrating a guy who passed away 5 years ago from trying to down pills so he don't get popped with possession, on a plane with 70 pounds of weed and "bodyguards" flying with handguns. Without looking into it, just knowing they're landing in Cali, I'm pretty sure there's no reciprocity.

I'm not calling him a dirt bag, he's a dumb weak drug addict, but damn, this is who they choose to celebrate? That's fucking retarded.

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obsidian is owned by Microsoft and they have to adhere to SJW dogmatic checklist with questions like:

What steps have you taken to ensure characters are represented respectfully and authentically?

Are you reinforcing any negative gender stereotypes?

Are you unnecessarily introducing gender & gender barriers into your code or design?

Are you creating playable female characters that are equal in skill and ability to their male peers?

Are your female characters equipped with clothing and armor that fits their tasks?

Do they have exaggerated body proportions?

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, he was an elusive target mission. You figure they keep him in if they feel so negatively about a "rapist".

I like Hitman (2016) but the 2nd and 3rd games maps were meh, Paris, Bangkok and Hokkaido are S tier but pretty much every map in that first game was a banger. I even liked Colorado, just get drunk and go Call of Duty on it.

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Jack 23 points ago +23 / -0

There was hotel CC footage that contradicts her story and on the stand her explanation is she didn't remember and that was not in her character to do what she did in the footage.

insert whatever emoji you think best fit my reaction.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't twitter but I bet someone already state the obvious: My dude, you ever been to a bar on a friday night? Women go into the men's room all the time because of the lines. Men don't give a shit, except for the ones who needs to shit.

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had to stop reading after the first few paragraphs because I know somewhere in there is my girlfriend breaking up with me.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a video of him talking about it. It's about 3 minutes about Trump's diet. Pretty funny stuff. I recommend captions, the poor guy.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

in the letter he did say he do not intend on taking the oath of office for the upcoming congress. Now can he take it? Don't know.

Also, Gaetz steps away the same day house democrats says they'll allow Trump to appoint 4 federal judges? Sounds like Trump anchored them with Gaetz.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a stupid fuck who don't know shit, but I always wondered why other countries with elections and representatives elected by the people, for the people, don't push for free speech and its expansion.

That's basic freedom 101 shit, Aussies got "implied freedom of political speech," lol.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

My guess is that it was something they were going to do anyway after the election, regardless of whether they won or lost.

You get more flexibility after the election.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

This can be memed. When she stopped sobbing the asian looking one's head pops in, redub it to: I didn't know you were trans, what are you doing in a women's locker room?

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

80s George Perez Starfire and Wonder Woman was goat tier, I owned so many comics, never read a word of it /s

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, he is a rich motherfucker, so use it or lose it, if he don't spend that money his ex-wife's boyfriends will.

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Jack 19 points ago +19 / -0

Literally the same people who pushed for not releasing mugshots and BART surveillance videos... gets "harassed" by white people and suddenly it's every Trump supporter.

Fuck off. Show proof, documented and logged incident reports, names and addresses of these people with "signage"

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's dumb, maybe even sociopathic, and the best content he can produce is just pure nuisance. He found a niche, and people are willing to watch and even donate for it. He knows most people are hate-watching his stream, but for him (I'm speculating) views from people watching the stream to hunt his ass down is still views that helps him with the algorithm.

Anyone with a phone can produce content, so you end up with people operating at or below the level of Tom Green and Jackass—but without any self-censorship or filter. He's just one of many, and there are plenty more on the way.

I was going to post to say that a decades-long prison sentence seems excessive when a good, legal, severe ass-beating would do the trick. But honestly, maybe we do need someone made an example of. I don’t know much about Mr. Ismael, but from the little I’ve seen, he seems to be a man with few, if any, redeeming qualities. Sorry, buddy, but you’re gonna have to take one for the team. See you in about 15 years.

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Jack 12 points ago +12 / -0

Extreme action = scrubbing all correspondence and wiping all electronic devices before the next administration enters office.

Just like the Mueller investigation team wiping their phones because they input the wrong pins on their own phones too many times.

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