1600 from fucking India what
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Well just expect the game to have glaring crashes on launch forcing months of patching, plus some probably unfuckable ones later memed as “features”. On the upside having that many jeet developers basically assures there’s massive openings for mods/hackers on the online mode so shit will be interesting there.
I'd be more worried about backdoor malware.
The spaghetti code is going to be more trashed than their "sacred" river.
Fitting that a river whose name sounds like an STD turned into an all-in-one dump.
Funnily enough, the Ganges River is apparently a name that predated Genghis Khan, so you can't even blame him for that. Genga probably means something good, but I lack the time or energy to bother. Interesting trivia knowledge though.
So they went from 1k to almost 6k devs. I think this means it will be 6x as good?
6x the bugs, 6x the file the size!
I will not be surprised BTW since you just mentioned it if this is gonna be the first .5 TB game. We have CoD with barely any content in it be around 300, next step is 500. Expect it to be impossible to play on HDD also(I no longer game with a HDD personally).
I know you're kidding, but knowing that increasing the number of programmers will only lead to project disaster has been very much a known thing in programming since the 1950s. They even wrote a famous book about it (The Mythical Man Month, a book about IBM trying to write an OS and the project spiraling out of control) that every CS student is made to read.
They're probably doing what Bethesda did with Starfield. They break the game concept down into broad technical sections, then farm all the sections out to a thousand different buck fitty an hour developers. Once all the sections are done the company takes them all and builds a skeleton around them to hold it together and calls the game finished.
FTFY.
please do the needful saar
Do not redeem the cheat codes!!
lol, and to think that's where it all started.
Wait, it was started in Dundee!? This explains so much ...
Rockstar Dundee itself was founded in 2008, but as per the above the whole thing did start there.
And it could be worse, at least it's not Fife.
There'd be a lot more sheep...
Of that 6,000, I can tell you wholeheartedly that there are no more than 35% of those actually working on the game at most.
Rockstar New York is its headquarters. That's where all the lolsuits come from.
Rockstar Lincoln just does localization, and they'll be defunct in <5 years once AI takes over that field. Not needed.
Rockstar Toronto did The Warriors and a few PC ports (likely none after 2010), probably including the shitty '05 San Andreas port where they broke half the game. Not needed.
Rockstar New England only ever made the Scholarship Edition of Bully. They're not needed.
Rockstar India's entry on Wikipedia's table is literally blank. I have no idea what the fuck these jeets do other than some of the vehicle models in V's post-2018 DLCs.
Rockstar Dundee also aren't needed, there's nothing on them either.
The only relevant divisions are North (Edinburgh) since they're the ones in charge of it all, San Diego, since they probably deal with the driving aspects of the game (they used to make Midnight Club a long time ago), Leeds, since they made a lot of the B-Team GTA titles like the Stories and Chinatown Wars (I think they did Advance too) and London, who worked on Midnight Club L.A. and Max Payne 3.
So we won't know if it's slow mo shooting time, or just a big that's turned the frame rate to molasses.
This game is going to have a very uneven feel. The scope of everything is going to probably drown the game under its own weight.
At least they put the man in front. IT'S BASED NOW!
Sad to see that India is under-represented per capita. We really need to get those numbers up.
You'll know you have enough when you can smell the shit.
most hilarious thing is.. 99.9999% of indians cant run GTA6 just because their hardware is gonna be equivalent to maybe RTX 3060.
Try Zebronics GT740-4GD3 for $35. 3060 over there is like our 4080 over here.
yeah. i know an indian person or two from gaming. most are too poor to even buy games, they play freemium games.
freemium games... a fate worst than death. If I were ever in that position I'm just going to stick with retro gaming.
?? I'm still on 3060, it works fine for anything I play even with VR mods. What's GTA6 going to require?
For starters it's going to be released on console first, and if it's anything like RDR2 and GTA5 both released on pc over a year later, I think GTA5 was year and a half after console release.
Depending on optimization, I'd guess 3060 could run it on lowest everything, turn off everything, 30fps at 1080p and maybe if you're willing 60fps at 720p. This is my guess.
There is another consideration, that it was delayed for so long and developed for consoles that will be over 6 years old lol and the RDNA 2 video chip is comparable to a 3060 ti, so you got that going for you. But you have to factor optimization hence why I'm guessing it'll run like shit on the 3060, but the good news is that it'll run if you're not a graphics mark.
This isn't an infograph by rockstar themselves so at best someone just looked at the number of employees on linked in or something and here we go.
If only they knew of chatGPT to code it for them. Suckers.
what do you mean? they've got 1615 Gujarati Professional Typists right there.
Still cheaper I guess.
Nearly half of these developers were no doubt assigned to create the wardrobe items you can collect through side-quests for this fashionable Bonnie & Clyde model couple.
Hope the intended female audience knows how much effort they put in. :')
Does anyone know if Mattel has signed on yet to produce a line of GTA Barbies?
Someone has to know how to actually write the code.
Lol that must be buildAI shit with an amazon card skimmer.