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HallucinatoryBeing 10 points ago +10 / -0

How does one amass an army to invade Iran? The country is a natural fortress, with fuckoff mountain ranges on all four sides.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Freeze kits can be dangerous because you can easily asphyxiate yourself from the CO2 gas. It's a last resort, and no plumber would use that when there's an operable main shutoff.

It seems like OP's real problem is obstructive bureaucrat dipshits, in which case he should call the plumber anyway. At least they can tell the building supervisor to fuck off.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a main shutoff somewhere, but that would inconvenience everyone in the building, and we can't have that.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it involves cutting and soldering pipe, call a plumber. Insurance won't cover flood damage created by an amateur repair job. Get everything in writing in case your boss insists on you doing it regardless.

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HallucinatoryBeing 28 points ago +28 / -0

Uncle Ted was confirmed to be high-IQ, a rare mutation compared to his midwit, reversion-to-the-mean brother.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jews made tricking God with rules-lawyering and technicalities their entire religion. Why anyone takes what they publicly say at face value is beyond me.

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HallucinatoryBeing 38 points ago +38 / -0

You can accept dragons, elves and talking trees, but you can't accept a 2021 BMW 5 Series 530i with optional heated seating. Why are you so bigoted?

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

The magic dirt were the friends whites we've made killed along the way.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +8 / -0

If it weren't for women and their inability to be happy, men would've been more than content to stay in caves and watch shadow puppets from the campfire.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Electric vehicles aren't a product borne out of market forces. The governments of the world keep insisting that EVs are The Future™, to the point that the EU planned to ban ICE cars by 2035. Of course, car manufacturers, political cocksuckers that they are, went all in, end users be damned.

The West has outsourced fucking everything to the chinks and pajeets, but automobiles are a glaring exception. The unions and their graft are just too tasty.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +8 / -0

What do you mean? Giz said he's not a Jew, and Jews would never lie about their ethnicity in order to blend in.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

There aren't any other fighting game studios that will whore themselves out for licensed cash grabs like Arc will.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Smash Bros got to where it is because nostalgia-addled Nintendies like watching their favorite action figures whacking each other. All the other Smash-likes were dead on arrival.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

That image of a Chinese bot farm, with an entire wall of smartphones, still stick out in my mind.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too bad he destroyed a perfectly good liver to buy himself some time. Don't worry though, doctors would NEVER sell organs to the highest bidder.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

He also created Captain Planet, which had the decency of being original woke slop instead of subverting an established IP.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

About that. According to their own book, Jesus was stoned to death for being a race traitor. No Roman involvement, because goyim have no say in Jewish law.

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HallucinatoryBeing 15 points ago +15 / -0

You hear the Talmudians try to claim Jesus as one of their own as some kind of gotcha to antisemites. Despite, you know, killing Him and everything.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was more distracted by the generic 3D environmental assets. The devs didn't try to jazz them up with toon textures, cel shading, or anything.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

No one's going to ask Obama any "pointed questions". Not his media ball-washers, and definitely not some rightoid chud with a YouTube channel.

You're right he's afraid of damaging his legacy though. Unlike during his two administrations, people don't watch TV anymore and the smartphone isn't a novelty for rich people. Narrative control isn't as easy now.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why would they be grateful? Both sides are goyim as far as they're concerned.

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