They literally just trooned her
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The outfit matches his Adam’s apple.
I noticed the new one has, indeed, an Adam's Apple... :/
Excuse you bigot, that's a m'adam's apple.
😂 My bad! (I'm going to remember that one!)
Have a feeling if it was a troon it would have gone full moobs out. Only Women 1.0 is verbotten
It's a mandate. They are paying people to comb through these older games so they can target every "problematic" scene for "modern updates". And any image or scene that appeals to heterosexual men gets flagged.
They aren't making video games for you anymore. So stop buying them.
Haven't bought AAA in years, plenty of deserving indie games that are way more fun
They make vidya purely to satisfy the whims of ESG jews who despise gaming as a whole
They can't create anything new so they corrupt what good has already made
Ignoring the cleavage, what about the image on the right looks better than the original? How is this a remastered? The game has an unlocked frame rate and goes up to 4k on PC already.
Normies need RTX lighting and DLSS textures.
Example 43919020 of normies being retarded. I have a mid range rig, and it runs that game at like 120 FPS on "ultra" and it still looks great. That game was made in the days before all these crutches devs rely on now that cause all this crazy resource overhead though.
I said exactly this yesterday somewhere on YouTube and got a ton of reees from a lot of butthurt jeetbots.
The old character models still look totally fine. Yeah, the game’s a bit dated now, but it takes all of 5 mins of gameplay before your brain stops giving a fuck about graphics etc and you’re just playing a video game and don’t care anymore.
And the newer character models all look too “clean” for a bunch of pirates. The older designs at least have some grit to them.
The best thing about this remake is that I still have a physical copy of the original that I can go back to whenever I want.
(((Blackrock))) and (((Vanguard))) own 20% of Ubisoft
They pretty much own shares of every big name companies you've heard of
And they did a Punky Brewster to her rack as well.
I can't remember which youtuber said it but he was right when he said, "They really want to deny you that awkward boner, during a game."
I take personal interest in the downright slaughter of the contrast in the lighting. I've always thought that modern society was killing nuance and making everything indistinguishable shades of grey, but man! Absolutely nothing pops in that second screenshot, even ignoring the two elephants missing from the room.
The move from baked lighting to realistic ray tracing means a noticeable loss in cinematography along with it.
Okay, so that is the actual face they "remastered". It looks like dog shit compared to the first one.
Ubisoft’s shittiness knows no bounds.
After ten years of telling us outright to go fuck ourselves and that the games aren’t “for” us anymore, they dangle this nostalgia bait in front of us because their stock is in the toilet and they desperately need cash to finance their upcoming satanic lesbian witch simulator that we’re all gonna be told isn’t “for” us again.
Fuck this shitty French euro trash version of EA to the end of time.
If straight men like it, it’s disgusting.
If straight men abhor it, it’s empowering.
Men just better at everything than women, including being a female pirate
If they weren't such retards they'd go the other way.
Female pirates often went hidden as men, as Anne Bonny did for many years. Her crew had no idea she had a pussy. They could have just dressed her as a man, except they are obsessive with crossdressing rapist men
Why do people buy remakes of games that practically look the same as the original? I remember an FFVII remake- it looked and played nothing like the PS1. I bet they make new dialogue and cutscenes and etc, too. I can't blame someone for purchasing that. On the flip side: why do people buy games that look exactly the same? What did you GET for your money and time? Why not just dust off the older console and play the OG? If you own the OG why not get a rom for your PC and experience it with save states and other toy features? I dont really get it at all, sometimes I think people just want to consume for the sake of it and that it's like asking a fattie why they don't stop eating high cal, or asking a drug user why he doesnt just substitute his habit with bubblegum.