Ubisoft’s shittiness knows no bounds.

After ten years of telling us outright to go fuck ourselves and that the games aren’t “for” us anymore, they dangle this nostalgia bait in front of us because their stock is in the toilet and they desperately need cash to finance their upcoming satanic lesbian witch simulator that we’re all gonna be told isn’t “for” us again.

Fuck this shitty French euro trash version of EA to the end of time.