US Navy introduces 'first gender-neutral submarine'
(thepostmillennial.com)
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So depending on the women they get on there, it might turn less into a military vessel, more into a breeding facility...
Either rape allegations or pregnancy to avoid icky deployments
It all gets pushed under the rug when the men put on a wig.
That sounds like a blessing in disguise. Do you really want to depend on women when shit hits the fan and in life of death situations? I sure as as fuck don't.
IDK what kind of ship this is, but are they going to surface from a 6 month deployment when a woman gets pregnant?
the navy just got even gayer
This might be the least gay boat ride those Navy fellas have ever had.
Well I certainly feel safer. I remember when I got out of boot camp a WW2 vet told me the military wasn’t as strong as when he was in. Guess I’m glad he isn’t around to see it now
Colonel Hackworth claimed this began when the WWII vets went slack after the war and eased on training to pacify the public. "We live in a post-war nuclear world, why does my little Johnny have to learn to do 100 pushups and use a bayonet?"
Never thought of it that way but good point
Half of them aren't even at attention correctly. Even for the Navy that's fuckin atrocious. What a bunch of goons. God help them if their helmsman is a female.
The Navy got busted just this year for having a Commander who took a photo op with his scope mounted backwards.
They are well into the point where the men aren't much better than the women.
They just got busted having a diversity hire woman breach security by installing Starlink on a Destroyer so she could watch her telenovelas too.
Installed a Starlink on her ship. Without permission. Added a bunch of COTS wifi extenders so she and the chiefs could use their phones across the entire ship. Repeatedly abused her authority to bully subordinates to not report her. Lied her captain about the system. Lied to his replacement about the system. Fabricated documentation to "prove" the system was only active in port. Lied about the system being hers (when the account was in her name).
Received a one-step reduction in rank as punishment.
The ensuing rape allegations and pregnancies beg to differ.
Our “equals” require steps to climb a coffin rack, go figure.
No, it came about as a recruiting and bonus incentive campaign.
Obstacles?? Lol
Anyone who has studied battles from real wars on even a surface level knows that this type of crew would be an absolute disaster in a real combat situation.
"lowering overhead valves"
Oh god, as a tall, tall man, I can already predict all the taller submariners scalping themselves on valves that are lowered below 6 feet to let the poor 4 foot tall women reach them.
I've seen enough episodes of below deck to know exactly how this will work out.
so it's a DEI way to say it's got female barracks and female bathrooms?
What I was going to say is they self-contradicted. If the males and females were "fully integrated," they wouldn't need separate shit.
I feel like there's a joke about semen in here somewhere.
https://tenor.com/view/share-the-gif-10027581
"Should be build for performance?"
"No, let's install more than twice as many facilities as needed on something where space is more than just a premium, it could even save lives."
That sound you hear off in the distance? That's Russia, China and Iran laughing their asses off.
Putler's body double of a body double and his ten different cancers are all quaking in their boots!
GaysSubmariners outragedNo doubt, that's what cabin boys are for
So what critical piece of equipment or room was replaced to accomodate this? Some radiation suits? A few less CO2 scrubbers?
What could possibly go wrong?
Haven't every time they made ships coed resulted in waves of pregnant sailors?
Costing billions of dollars a year, but diversity!
Hope it has a maternity ward
nah, just an abortion clinic.
I would feel bad for those men if they weren't joining the USZog army in a post-2020 world. They will do twice the amount of work needed to run the vessel while enduring the harpies berating that they're making the experiment look bad.
Just keep women (and communist) hands away from the button, please for the love of Humanity.
Holy fuck is this real!? come on America the world needs you!
https://flic.kr/p/7MygN9
Last I checked, subs looked like dicks. If they have a floating vagina, I'm sure everyone will be amazed.
What makes it even more bizarre is that such a headline would've had an entirely different kind of meaning 20-30 years ago. A meaning that while probably still a little retarded, wouldn't have been anywhere near as retarded as what it means in today's clown world.
Did you know that no sub has ever sank another sub while both were submerged and moving on their own power? Our sub force, outside the nuclear/ballistic missile component, is pointless.
That's a stupid comment and metric. I guess since only one battleship sank another battleship in all of WW2 (shoutout to USS Washington) and that means battleships must be useless because they aren't used symmetrically.
Named Rapey McRapeFace