'Star Wars: The Acolyte' Audience Scores Get Even Worse For Disney And Lucasfilm Following Introduction Of Lesbian Witches
If The Walt Disney Company and Lucasfilm thought their audience scores could get any worse following the first two episodes of the show, they received a rude awakening as the show's audience scores across multiple aggregators has sharply fallen.
When I had heard about Chris Gore's "leaking" of episode 3, I had thought he was saying "The Force is being made tangible- in the form of a woman." No, it wasn't that. But what they did is basically spit on established Lucas lore. Anakin is no longer a Christ-like miracle child, these lesbian witches were giving birth through Force Conception at will a hundred years before.
They were better at it because they made twins
Yeah but they're black. But sure, 2x3/5 is still more than 1.
THE POWER OF THREE-FIFTHS
They plea the fif
The idea Anakin was born from the force was always pretty dumb from the beginning. Plus there's no indication in the show that Palpatine isn't just making that up to entice Anakin. They never actually show this 'power.'
I don't disagree. But the fact still remains, they took an established "miracle child" point from something 1000x better made and made it worthless.
And the Darth Plageus theories just get more confusing. In Revenge of the Sith, I thought he was talking "restoring and elongating life" rather than creating it. And as you say, that whole spiel could have been just a seductive lie. Then there was a comic insinuating that Anakin's birth was directly attributed to Palpatine or Plageus. That much I ABSOLUTELY say is stupid bullshit.
The prequels are garbage. Maybe not woke trash but trash is still trash.
Yes, however, I'll say that trash > woke trash.
Anakin's mother is the one who said that there was no father.
To be extra cynical about that, though… She wouldn’t be the first woman in history to claim that as an easy hand wave (in order to avoid tricky questions), lol…
Do I think Lucas probably meant it sincerely? Sure. But in the real world, women do say that sort of thing not uncommonly…
Nothing in the depiction of the character supports her doing anything but telling the truth about this.
Women have been pulling that trick for thousands of years.
A self destructive child of a single mom? Never seen that before.
I think he was referring to the Darth Plageus life manipulation story.
You don't have to have a doctorate in media literacy to follow "Anakin's mother says he has no father" > "Palpatine casually tells him a story about a guy who could create life".
Well, aside from his mother saying in Episode One that there was no father. I don’t think the intention was for the viewer to assume she was lying about a one night stand or something.
I don't really care, I don't even consider the prequels Canon. It's all shit.
“Actually, I don’t care, it’s all shit” is a bad thing to say after it’s been pointed out your knowledge is incorrect. It makes it look like you’re sulking, and certainly no one should trust your evaluation when it’s based on at least one piece of faulty knowledge.
What did I say that was incorrect? Let's go to the tape:
"Anakin being born from the force is dumb." Opinion, neither true nor false.
"The emperor says the force can create life but it is never shown." True.
I never mentioned Anakin's mom. Yes, it's implied she was force-raped into giving birth, possibly even by the emperor himself. It's still never shown on screen. Even if this was George's intention, it's still dumb, and could easily be retconned later. He seems to change his mind for every film.
Now why don't you tell me all about the midichlorians?
You are correct. I misread and misunderstood what you were saying in your initial comment. I apologize for starting an argument over my misunderstanding.
I never liked it (and I liked Eps II & III).
And although James Luceno is/ was a great SW writer, I thought “Darth Plagueis” was pretty bad for its own retcons and making the “Anakin is Jesus” a real thing.
By all means let them have that grenade, because now all of these retarded woke inserts can be blamed for everything Anakin does. GG, lesbians.
Like killing all those people when he blew up the Death Star.
I derive atleast some bitter amusement at Disney desperately trying to ape it's betters and falling hard on it's face so much that even the normies are noticing the bullshit.
The Witches of Dathomir were a matriarchal, amazonian tribe of force users... that had an interesting habit of capturing males as breeding slaves and edging heavily toward the dark side.
And this is what we get on-screen. A bunch of self-righteous, hypocritical retards that promptly end up dead because all their offspring are self-centered psychopaths.
You'd think they'd do the smart thing and atleast have them look good. Nope. Dreadlocks and 'It's MA'AM' pinched karen faces as far as the eye can see.
I fucking hate this timeline.
They're not even "Force users under a different name" anymore, it is literally magic now.
As I recall, don't the Witches of Dathomir go back as far as The Courtship of Princess Leia? And that in the end of that, the man that becomes the king of Hapan marries one of them instead of Leia, and then they eventually give birth to the red-headed warrior princess (and Jacen Solo's lover) Tenel Ka?
Yup.
You have to realize that Star Wars is no longer a sci-fi franchise. It's a meta comedy where the entertainment isn't derived from its stories but from seeing how retarded they can get. They never disappoint and the best part is you don't even have to watch or read their stuff because the people who make fun of them are more entertaining than the source.
The prequels were not great. I actually somewhat enjoyed Rogue One, but completely gave up on Star Wars with the sequels. I stopped watching whatever the second sequel was it was so bad. Can't even remember the name of the new movies. It doesn't matter. I would much rather watch an hour of Critical Drinker slamming Disney Star Wars trash than watching a minute of the actual show itself. Trashing it is far more entertaining.
At least Hollywood is showing pornheads what REAL lesbians look like.
Not really, they're not fat, no buzzcuts, no sleeveless flannel shirts.
Not abusive enough and to skinny
There is, however, also a movie out where the Coldplay lead singer’s current wife apes as a “late bloomer” lesbian, which is, quite literally, just wish fulfillment for the writer and her “wife”, who directed it…
Called “Am I Ok?”, I believe.
So Hollywood is still doing the “pretty straight woman plays a lesbian” thing, at the same time. With view to normalizing the whole idea of “If you’re questioning your sexuality, you must be queer”, of course…
You know when you introduce lesbians and the rates drop, you've fucked up. You had the perfect opportunity to introduce two hot Jedi women but you threw that all away for 'we don't need no man!' messaging.
They couldn't sell lesbians to your average Disney sw coomsoomer.
Disney couldn't sell potatoes to the Irish.
Even better, they could not sell lesbians during the queer holy month of Pride, the time when the normies are supposed to be the most receptive to and supportive of the alphabet community.
Is not enough to be bad I want it to be full blow woke. I want pronouns, rainbow flags and someone saying "don't be homophobic".
"Pronouns is Episode 4" - Chris Gore
Good Good, we need to accelerate this process.
Read some EU. Reminds me of why I love pre Disney Star Wars. Takes me back to the days I was excited about it. Also they openly despise white males and you stil see white guys shilling for them
I did read some EU back before the Disney trilogy but after how bad the Disney trilogy was I cut myself off entirely from Star Wars. I've given away my lego ship collection, threw away my toys except for a lightsaber - because it was way to expensive. I've not even played any SW games.
The EU is great but it will only remind me of what we lost.
Can’t blame you. When I read EU or Star Trek books it takes me back to when I was excited about new stuff coming out
Yeah but they can't take the past away from you. I have copies of all the books saved on my pc and re read them every so often.
I'm finishing up the X-Wing novels now, and Starfighters of Adumar would have been a far, far, FAR better stand-alone movie than Solo.
So then: Rogues or Wraiths?
I like them both. Rogue Squadron is the elite of the elite, guys who have to start having different colored kill counters to designate how many squadrons they have shot down in their career. Wraith Squadron is a bunch of junkyard dogs, who do things no one else can do. Rogue Squadron is Star Trek: The Next Generation, Wraith Squadron is Deep Space 9.
But this is a silly question, Dinner Squadron best X-Wing squadron. No deaths, 100% victory rate.
I have some but haven’t read them yet. Have you read either Solo Trilogy?
No, I'm probably going to pick up copies of the OG Thrawn trilogy soon, then maybe the Solo trilogy. Depends on what I find at Second & Charles or Half Price Books.
Star Wars made by people who despise it. I’d rather just read EU
Do you guys realize that a Jedi Master was killed with a normal dagger. In universe a metal dagger is 100% effective. Lightsabers don't kill anyone anymore. You could conquer the universe with dagger users.
"A Jedi cannot be harmed by laser or steel. An Acolyte kills without a weapon." - Actual fucking lines
But a jedi was killed by a dagger? How could they use that line if a Jedi Master, not even a youngling or a Padawan, was killed by a dagger?
How can they say "A Jedi only pulls their weapon when they are prepared to kill," and in the same episode, have one pull out their lightsaber to be a fucking flashlight??
They try to sound profound and cryptic in their scripting, and completely forget everything they wrote immediately.
You'd think they'd be embarrassed
It's happening extremely often in current media, but probably Disney Star Wars the most. But if you need another huge example- Rebel Moon part 2:
Bad guy to subordinate- "We must go back, the Scargiver is there!!"
Subordinate to guy acting as good guy's mole- "We are returning to claim our tax yield of grain." (Obviously a cover story excuse)
ALL bad guys for the rest of the movie- "We're here to take your grain! ... What Scargiver?"
They literally forget what they wrote just scenes before.
After twelve rounds of rewrites and reshoots and focus groups that modern $250M production budget movies go through now, you gotta release something eventually. So they cobble together some of the least bad footage and hope for the best. It's a hot mess of corporate diarrhea, with no respect for the art of filmmaking.
Why do rocks sink and boats float??
This chanting clip will wake up so many more slop eaters. Anytime you can really mock something it dislodges NPC mentality. It's why the censors go after the memes first.
Theyll just double down. In their minds.. theyll eventually groom enough children to like this kinda stuff and theyll grow up supporting and consuming this slop as normal.
It's not even that calculated. They hate men. Men like Star Wars. Therefore they will destroy Star Wars. Nobody at Disney seems to care if they actually make money off of this shit, so the bitter, miserable feminists at Lucasfilm are left to be the spiteful cunts they were born to be.
Burn it with fire
I am in agreement of most of the YouTubers at this point. It’s just hilariously bad. I’m more entertained at their reviews poking fun and shitting on these trash bin shows. Just not going to buy the slop.
If you have a Disney+ or Hulu subscription this is all on you. Be better. Cancel.
Good ol’ Disney.
“We’re bringing in HOT LESBIANS!”
Woooooooooooo!
“THAT’S RIGHT! DEI LESBIANS WITH CURRENT _ YEAR HAIR!”
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LukeAssFilm? Ya don't say....