I derive atleast some bitter amusement at Disney desperately trying to ape it's betters and falling hard on it's face so much that even the normies are noticing the bullshit.
The Witches of Dathomir were a matriarchal, amazonian tribe of force users... that had an interesting habit of capturing males as breeding slaves and edging heavily toward the dark side.
And this is what we get on-screen. A bunch of self-righteous, hypocritical retards that promptly end up dead because all their offspring are self-centered psychopaths.
You'd think they'd do the smart thing and atleast have them look good. Nope. Dreadlocks and 'It's MA'AM' pinched karen faces as far as the eye can see.
They're not even "Force users under a different name" anymore, it is literally magic now.
As I recall, don't the Witches of Dathomir go back as far as The Courtship of Princess Leia? And that in the end of that, the man that becomes the king of Hapan marries one of them instead of Leia, and then they eventually give birth to the red-headed warrior princess (and Jacen Solo's lover) Tenel Ka?
You have to realize that Star Wars is no longer a sci-fi franchise. It's a meta comedy where the entertainment isn't derived from its stories but from seeing how retarded they can get. They never disappoint and the best part is you don't even have to watch or read their stuff because the people who make fun of them are more entertaining than the source.
The prequels were not great. I actually somewhat enjoyed Rogue One, but completely gave up on Star Wars with the sequels. I stopped watching whatever the second sequel was it was so bad. Can't even remember the name of the new movies. It doesn't matter. I would much rather watch an hour of Critical Drinker slamming Disney Star Wars trash than watching a minute of the actual show itself. Trashing it is far more entertaining.
I derive atleast some bitter amusement at Disney desperately trying to ape it's betters and falling hard on it's face so much that even the normies are noticing the bullshit.
The Witches of Dathomir were a matriarchal, amazonian tribe of force users... that had an interesting habit of capturing males as breeding slaves and edging heavily toward the dark side.
And this is what we get on-screen. A bunch of self-righteous, hypocritical retards that promptly end up dead because all their offspring are self-centered psychopaths.
You'd think they'd do the smart thing and atleast have them look good. Nope. Dreadlocks and 'It's MA'AM' pinched karen faces as far as the eye can see.
I fucking hate this timeline.
They're not even "Force users under a different name" anymore, it is literally magic now.
As I recall, don't the Witches of Dathomir go back as far as The Courtship of Princess Leia? And that in the end of that, the man that becomes the king of Hapan marries one of them instead of Leia, and then they eventually give birth to the red-headed warrior princess (and Jacen Solo's lover) Tenel Ka?
Yup.
You have to realize that Star Wars is no longer a sci-fi franchise. It's a meta comedy where the entertainment isn't derived from its stories but from seeing how retarded they can get. They never disappoint and the best part is you don't even have to watch or read their stuff because the people who make fun of them are more entertaining than the source.
The prequels were not great. I actually somewhat enjoyed Rogue One, but completely gave up on Star Wars with the sequels. I stopped watching whatever the second sequel was it was so bad. Can't even remember the name of the new movies. It doesn't matter. I would much rather watch an hour of Critical Drinker slamming Disney Star Wars trash than watching a minute of the actual show itself. Trashing it is far more entertaining.