Irony of that quote being that both Aloy and Abbey are clearly eating an absurd amount of food to maintain their size/weight. Something that would be even less available in an apocalypse.
You fool! Jim Sterling posted a screenshot of the workout schedule with Abby's name on it, proving that she could totally get that big by doing some casual high school lifting. Everyone knows muscles just automatically generate when weight lifting and diet is irrelevant to muscle mass or weight. You have been deboonked, nerd.
And if anyone knows anything about muscle growth, it's Jim Sterling. You can tell because he's always been absolutely ripped, so much so that his shirt was always in danger of tearing off if he flexed his massive pecs wrong.
Several years ago, EFAP had their 100th episode and covered a Jim video discussing TLoU2 and, knowing fuckin' nothin' about working out, thinks this schedule is some kind of ultimate gotcha, like your typical shitlib linking a study that does more to refute his own position than support it.
EFAP rambles about it for a bit, but eventually Jim's video is continued, and you can hear him for yourself. I start the link here because Mauler mentions the classic "here is evidence," "but your evidence is wrong," "wow you're obsessed" chain that happens with these people. Jim's whole video is truly unhinged in many parts, but a fat man lecturing other people on fitness is one of my favorites.
Want to know what's especially retarded about that quote? It pertained to the Horizon games. Not only IS makeup a thing in them (especially among the Carja, who really love black eyeliner and lipstick), but in both of them, you can have Aloy wear it! And make her look almost good doing so.
To answer the post: as true as that might be (debatable tbh), realism is not a prerequisite for fun and decades of past success in entertainment have proven that having pretty girls is desirable. Also, by the way, no amount of makeup can fix these 2 trolls.
Also, by the way, no amount of makeup can fix these 2 trolls.
That's the main point, even without makeup bayonetta doesn't have a godsamn manjaw or three chins. They don't need makeup, they just need not to be freaks.
The apocalypse in the Breath/Tears game isn't a full on end of the world scenario, as every civilization has its kingdoms and towns still standing without much issue beyond monster raids and camps doting the countryside. So its not even an apocalypse, just a calamity befalling the Hylian castle that you stop from going further.
So its even less valid of an example, and seems to have been chosen entirely because its recent, popular, and people like the character.
The thing is Aloy looked better in the first game and the second only plays a few weeks or months after that. Unless she got mutitated by radiation or something there is no explanation for the look they first advertised with. And yeah Abby and her arms are also not realistic. But games dont need to be realistic, eye pleasing gets you more sales.
Irony of that quote being that both Aloy and Abbey are clearly eating an absurd amount of food to maintain their size/weight. Something that would be even less available in an apocalypse.
It's crazy difficult for a woman to get as buff as Abby right now let alone post apocalypse. Post-apocalypse would be a very patriarchal society.
You fool! Jim Sterling posted a screenshot of the workout schedule with Abby's name on it, proving that she could totally get that big by doing some casual high school lifting. Everyone knows muscles just automatically generate when weight lifting and diet is irrelevant to muscle mass or weight. You have been deboonked, nerd.
And if anyone knows anything about muscle growth, it's Jim Sterling. You can tell because he's always been absolutely ripped, so much so that his shirt was always in danger of tearing off if he flexed his massive pecs wrong.
Wait, he seriously did that? 😂
Several years ago, EFAP had their 100th episode and covered a Jim video discussing TLoU2 and, knowing fuckin' nothin' about working out, thinks this schedule is some kind of ultimate gotcha, like your typical shitlib linking a study that does more to refute his own position than support it.
EFAP rambles about it for a bit, but eventually Jim's video is continued, and you can hear him for yourself. I start the link here because Mauler mentions the classic "here is evidence," "but your evidence is wrong," "wow you're obsessed" chain that happens with these people. Jim's whole video is truly unhinged in many parts, but a fat man lecturing other people on fitness is one of my favorites.
IDK I stopped watching him when he trooned out but it sounds like something he'd do
He thinks he's pregnant. There's no telling what he'll do.
No, this makes sense. They ate the other survivors.
Want to know what's especially retarded about that quote? It pertained to the Horizon games. Not only IS makeup a thing in them (especially among the Carja, who really love black eyeliner and lipstick), but in both of them, you can have Aloy wear it! And make her look almost good doing so.
Haha, that's actually a good point and reveals that they didn't actually play the game.
To answer the post: as true as that might be (debatable tbh), realism is not a prerequisite for fun and decades of past success in entertainment have proven that having pretty girls is desirable. Also, by the way, no amount of makeup can fix these 2 trolls.
That's the main point, even without makeup bayonetta doesn't have a godsamn manjaw or three chins. They don't need makeup, they just need not to be freaks.
The top right isn't even from a video game. That's just Jerry O'Connell in Stand By Me.
Also, aren't there trannies in TLOU2?
Holy fuck, I knew I had seen her somewhere before! That's spot on.
Isn't Tears of the Kingdom kinda post apocalyptic and they're starting to rebuild?! Fucking retard, at least PLAY the fucking games!
Also also: how do steroids play a part in the apocalypse? Abby looks like Senator Armstrong...
The apocalypse in the Breath/Tears game isn't a full on end of the world scenario, as every civilization has its kingdoms and towns still standing without much issue beyond monster raids and camps doting the countryside. So its not even an apocalypse, just a calamity befalling the Hylian castle that you stop from going further.
So its even less valid of an example, and seems to have been chosen entirely because its recent, popular, and people like the character.
Japanese McDonalds ad: wholesome, clean cut White family
American McDonalds ad: Planet of the Apes
Who's that guy in the upper-right? It looks like a young Doug Stanhope.
Actually I believe that's Nikocado Avocado.
Mao Mao disagrees.
maomao cute
The thing is Aloy looked better in the first game and the second only plays a few weeks or months after that. Unless she got mutitated by radiation or something there is no explanation for the look they first advertised with. And yeah Abby and her arms are also not realistic. But games dont need to be realistic, eye pleasing gets you more sales.
Don't expect people that have never played any of those games to have anything but a scapegoat response.
I'm late to the party. Why is everyone arguing over whether tranny avatars should wear makeup?
I remember a saying about putting lipstick on a pig...never thought I'd ever be able to apply it so literally.
botw is a post-apocalypse game, so what's your next excuse?