New Dr Who
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Dr. Who Dat
Stealing the TARDIS backstory makes perfect sense now
This should have been your post title 🤣
I'd 100% support a black Dr Who if:
He aggressively calls everyone a "nigga" and really gets off on "wow, I can say nigga now & these niggas can't do shiet"
Whenever anyone criticizes him, he calls them racist - it works
Daleks capture him. He calls them nigga & racist. They get confused and say shit like "WHY WOULD THE DOK-TOR TAKE THE FORM OF AN INFERIOR SPE-CIES?!?! THIS. IS. DECEPTION!" and the doctor is like "dayum nigga dats raciss!"
he gets a black companion chick who keeps trying to tell him he can't say nigga because he used to be white, and he's like "I'm as black as you, nigga!" then he gets her pregnant & abandons her just to prove his point.
his next companion is a fat white woman, like Donna, except this time - constant shots of him looking at her ass being like "dayum gurl!"
becomes obsessed with fried chicken
one episode he goes back to the Civil War & gets enslaved
goes to the Civil Rights marches with MLK & runs away from dogs
goes to stop slavery then sees blacks enslaved each other "dayum nigga, we did it to usselves! no cap!"
gets fat white woman pregnant. ditches her. new companion? KANYE WEST, AS HIMSELF, picked up right around the Alex Jones appearance. It turns out Kanye West's hood was because aliens taking the form of jews use facial recognition to target their mind control devices.
season finale: the jews are revealed to be the product of genetic manipulation by the Daleks to destroy humanity from the inside. The Dr & Kanye orchestrate a nuclear exchange between Israel & Iran to end the alien jewish threat.
That would work especially if they did it in the style of a 70s blaxploitation movie
I'd definitely watch that lol
And as the bomb blows, the Doctor, in the safety of the TARDIS (Renamed TARDUS for this incarnation) remarks "DAYUMN DEM NIGGAS AR TOAST!"
Dr. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Dr. Where Da White Women At
Chris Chibnall killed Dr Who. Ratings tanked. It's just another white cultural institution that liberals handed to a faggot and/or jew to destroy.
They said they were bringing back Tennant & Davies. I just looked it up. It was only for 3 specials.
Yep and hearing RTD speak in recent years this is just gonna be Queer as Folk with a Science Fiction coat of paint.
Dr WTF
Looks like a pimp.
Leaked scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4jZpWRoztM
That works, I'd go with this collection of leaked scenes though.
“Science fiction?”
Not in this picture of course. The one exception for having an attractive looking White character:
TARDIS burns coal
I heard that too but I think the trans was in a special. I have no intention of watching this one. Been watching Dr Who since I was a baby (my parents watched it when I was in the crib) and quit when Capaldi started with Bill, gave the female doctor a chance, but gave up for good after the Rosa parks episode. I heard what they did with changing the number of Doctors. My favorite doctor is Tom Baker and I haven’t even seen all of his so I have a lot of classic Who to watch
Oh, you missed the whole “Ruth doctor” (black, female, essentially omnipotent) shit, then…
And probably Tecteun/The Timeless Child, too..?
It got worse than you can imagine, lol…
I gave up when the obviously straight Muslim woman cop suddenly decided she was a lesbian with a crush on “le doc”… That was just too much for me. 🙅🏻♂️
I listen to Nerdrotic so I heard about that. Ridiculous how they butchered such a great show. William Hartnell will always be the first Doctor. Thankfully I can watch the old episodes
She's just British, I think.
Looks like Clara 2.0, but blonde… And wearing less “feminine” outfits…
So that’ll be… “Fun”.
To add: other shots just have her in general “young slut” outfits, sideboob and all…
So that’s… Something.
Companions were always at least mid-20s before, in NuWho, with Rose as I think the youngest…
So this casting (she’s 18!) smacks of the fact that they know Zoomers and wokies are the only ones watching anymore…
The irony being that this dapper looking pimp is a great design for a character and could probably work in a Who-like show that wasn't the actual show itself.
Unlike the Lady Who that just looked like a generic idiot woman protag (lot of repeated words there) whose lack of any charisma or talent tanked any leftover chance her run had after the controversy.
Yeah, I'll take a black man over a female lead 10 times out of 10.
There’s 100% going to be a black female Doctor (there already has been, but long term) before the show is cancelled…
I guarantee it.
dindu who?
Nah mate, Dr. Dindu
Doctor Who or Mod Squad remake?
An Eighteen Year Old and her Gay Pimp. He's a fag so this just looks creepy and owny.
He’s gay? I guess it makes since. If he were straight, he’d knock the girl up and leave the show 9 months later.
Yep they've made a big send up to how "inclusive" this cast is. It's a clusterfuck.
They made him (it? I forget, non-binary or?) both blacker and weirder. Well, you do you, I suppose. I've had my enjoyment with Doctor Who, they've already ruined it, I don't care if they ruin it further.
Poutlip & Gayface, the crime fighting duo of Liverpool.
Yo jack, that is a BAAADDD outfit!
(those who know, know)
Hoo and a Ho
I stopped watching about three episodes into cranky shoutie olde man Doctor (Capaldi) and haven't been back since.
The show's dead. Just bury it already.
Capaldi got quite a lot better (though I'm still not a fan), and grew on most of the audience...
Then they introduced Bill (the black lesbian), and she was woeful. And then the female doctor...
At that point, I really, really just wouldn't bother. There's nothing salvageable about Jodie's tenure (apart from both of the huwhite male companions, who provided comic relief) - it's just so, so bad, lol...
Bill was very annoying. As well as the need to remind us every few minutes she was gay