Stealing the TARDIS backstory makes perfect sense now

I'd 100% support a black Dr Who if:

• He aggressively calls everyone a "nigga" and really gets off on "wow, I can say nigga now & these niggas can't do shiet"

• Whenever anyone criticizes him, he calls them racist - it works

• Daleks capture him. He calls them nigga & racist. They get confused and say shit like "WHY WOULD THE DOK-TOR TAKE THE FORM OF AN INFERIOR SPE-CIES?!?! THIS. IS. DECEPTION!" and the doctor is like "dayum nigga dats raciss!"

• he gets a black companion chick who keeps trying to tell him he can't say nigga because he used to be white, and he's like "I'm as black as you, nigga!" then he gets her pregnant & abandons her just to prove his point.

• his next companion is a fat white woman, like Donna, except this time - constant shots of him looking at her ass being like "dayum gurl!"

• becomes obsessed with fried chicken

• one episode he goes back to the Civil War & gets enslaved

• goes to the Civil Rights marches with MLK & runs away from dogs

• goes to stop slavery then sees blacks enslaved each other "dayum nigga, we did it to usselves! no cap!"

• gets fat white woman pregnant. ditches her. new companion? KANYE WEST, AS HIMSELF, picked up right around the Alex Jones appearance. It turns out Kanye West's hood was because aliens taking the form of jews use facial recognition to target their mind control devices.

• season finale: the jews are revealed to be the product of genetic manipulation by the Daleks to destroy humanity from the inside. The Dr & Kanye orchestrate a nuclear exchange between Israel & Iran to end the alien jewish threat.

Dr. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Dr. Where Da White Women At