And as the bomb blows, the Doctor, in the safety of the TARDIS (Renamed TARDUS for this incarnation) remarks "DAYUMN DEM NIGGAS AR TOAST!"

Even XBLA games had more damn depth and challenge - and got more playtime

Next up: Amelia Earhart becomes a Sassy Blacck(R) Wouhmon and swims back to America for some unexplained reason after crashing. The crabs who likely ate her are voiced by Kevin Hart and scream for fifty minutes

This - ER2 is going to be OoT, Halo 2, San Andreas, and MGS2 combined

Lord the hypocrisy

Oh, another reboot where we have characters mutilating their dicks and getting reverse Vitiligo, what's new?

This makes the Eisner debacle of the aughts look like an innocent joyride in comparison. There's a difference in torching a franchise through overexposure and torching one via wokery.

Sounds likely, when you literally power up a new OOBE Windows PC for the first time after bringing it home, you're locked into an S Mode where any third party non-WEP apps are blocked and you can ONLY use Edge, you have to dig deep to turn it off

This, I got my SteamDeck in November, and the customization options and emulation potential have hooked me. This is the legitimate most fun I've had with a console in years

It amuses me a big government leak bombshell is coming from goddamn Minecraft, we're living in some sick comedy, I'm telling you

This

I have a CyTube account, I could set it up

Both. I use an actual PS2 at home, and whenever I'm on a trip or something like that I fire up PCSX2 on my SteamDeck

What I'm wondering is did Donkey Kong do The Laugh

I'd make a joke about Mark Hamill poorly cutting out standees of Zelinsky and the Ukrainians and reenacting the victory scene of a New Hope just to make himself feel better on top of that, but I'm tired

This is just damn sickening, I wish I could do something to help those poor kids. All of the adults who just stood there need to go look in a fucking mirror and rethink their lives. If those were my children, I'd put up a fucking fight to save them

Oh god, Mister Mosquito, I gave it a shot shortly after wrapping We Love Katamari, but I couldn't get used to the controls, everytime I got close to sucking out the daughter's blood, something would cause me to pivot or go downwards and I would get caught.

At least you could tell the Dewbacks and other watchamacallems apart, not so sure about the pedos

You'd be better off playing Superstar Saga - or revisiting Galaxy - what I feel a Mario movie should've been - Mario's warped away from the kingdom, Peach's in more danger than sitting in a cage for god knows how long, Bowser's more of a threat than he normally is, the stakes are higher, and there's a whole new world out there for Mario to explore

Can you imagine the stupid GameRant headlines if that game came out today? lmao

"Super Princess Peach Mocks Mental Health - Here's Why That's a Bad Thing"

I cooked a little the other day too, it was very enjoyable

Same

Seriously though, I never played it, my tastes screech to a halt at the end of the first half of the 360's life (Right after Kinect was introduced, and you could tell things were veering into wokery), is the dialogue as bad as folks say?

I'm gonna be the warlord of Mississippi if I have any say in it

I've been expanding my palette by trying to learn how to paint and getting around to checking out foreign books that have been on my radar as a New Year's resolution to improve myself as a person, there's more to life than staring at a box all day.