The Lord of the Rings: Heroes of Middle-earth is a free-to-play mobile RPG launching May 10th on iOS and Android with pre-registration available now.
Frankly I don't give a fuck about mobile games. Make them all black and gay for all I care. This is just a way to bait free publicity for their shitty product.
Free to play mobile games are a cancer. Here come the micro purchases and pay to win mechanics in the game that probably has less depth than a super Nintendo cartridge!
Even if one were into mobile gaming, EA's reputation on that platform is in the toilet. They've ruined as many franchises on mobile as they have on console.
Wait, is this not ethnic cleansing simulator 2? I've been sort of jonseing for another capitalist villain protagonist genocide simulator, since I've finished my trannycide in that Evil Orange Wizard Game.
Orcs: Get the elves! Rend the flesh from their bones. Tear their ears from their skulls and fuck the holes! Leave only ash and weeping mothers over their dead babes! Kill every last on...what the hell happened here?
NOT EVEN BATWOMAN LOST THAT MUCH VIEWERSHIP (by percentage)
Frankly I don't give a fuck about mobile games. Make them all black and gay for all I care. This is just a way to bait free publicity for their shitty product.
Free to play mobile games are a cancer. Here come the micro purchases and pay to win mechanics in the game that probably has less depth than a super Nintendo cartridge!
Even XBLA games had more damn depth and challenge - and got more playtime
Even if one were into mobile gaming, EA's reputation on that platform is in the toilet. They've ruined as many franchises on mobile as they have on console.
Fuck them for what they did to Dungeon Keeper.
Hey, I'm all for more
blacksorcs as enemies.Wait, is this not ethnic cleansing simulator 2? I've been sort of jonseing for another capitalist villain protagonist genocide simulator, since I've finished my trannycide in that Evil Orange Wizard Game.
Kill it with fire!
FtP Mobile shovelware. Ignore it, it will be gone in 6 months
Apex Legends: Middle Earth Edition
Orcs: Get the elves! Rend the flesh from their bones. Tear their ears from their skulls and fuck the holes! Leave only ash and weeping mothers over their dead babes! Kill every last on...what the hell happened here?
Halfling: Black Elves voting for Blue Eldar.
If it is a certain group of warhammer 40k eldar then it is truly fucked (but at least it isn't 40 years of democrat rule fucked).
translation: "We don't want your money anymore. Use it on something better than us."