Currently eating in an extremely hipster local café (like, stereotypically so) - not by choice, but family…
It’s run by women, I suspect for women. It’s… I fucking hate it. It’s the kind of place that refused to serve “unwashed” like me, for two years…
But even now, everything has a little sign on it. “Do not touch” this. “Do not walk here”. “Do x, y and z before entering”, “Warning”, and most egregiously of all “You cannot use this table for more than x minutes, depending the value of what you order”…
Woke shit everywhere. Mostly black American woke shit, which is extra annoying, in Australia…
Eugh…
I can tolerate the rest, but all the micromanaging fucking signs, all over this junk-filled shithole, it’s very… In your face.
They just love their petty little rules, don’t they?
The passive aggressive nature of these little signs is just so ridiculous:
“You are in control of your own actions. Sanitize, keep your distance and do not overstay your welcome. Love and kindness”.
Fucking love and kindness…
Why are they always like this?
My NPC parents love it. All of it. Because of course they do…
This is their kind of place.
Tell your folks you hate it already. If you want to avoid getting into a political discussion, then just say that the food is awful even if you don't think it is. Make it clear to them that you are NOT going to eat there anymore and that they'll need to either find some other place to go with you in tow, or accept that you'll just be going elsewhere.
Just say the food gives you explosive diarrhea and you saw the chef not wash his hands in the bathroom.
Nobody would question you further.
Always a good excuse! Better yet, it has a chance of steering them away from it forever!
Why don't you edit your comments?
That’s annoying to you?
Gee, I must live rent free in your head then…
I dislike adding a secondary, different afterthought as an “edit”, when it isn’t directly related, so no, I don’t think I’ll be doing that.
You can just not read what I write?
That’s always an option. 🤷🏻♂️
Heh.
What?
“Edit my comments”. How about no.
I think he means instead of replying to yourself like a schizo, just edit the original to include the reply.
It's like games where players feel the need to post "gl hf" at the beginning of each match. They live in an insufferable world of hate and misery, so they have to visually remind themselves to not be a piece of shit.
I like saying "gullhuffs" to people in matches... It's fun to say!
Power and control are things human crave on an instinctual level. Most of modern life lacks any amount of either from external sources, which leaves most of us to gain it from winning either internal struggles or within our small communities.
People on the left in general, of which hipsters are part, cannot conquer their own internal demons and thereby lack any feelings of control of their own life. Especially as they rarely have any in their small communities either, as they are always at the whims of some other power source (mom/dad, their girlfriend, the government who pays their benefits).
So they in turn get it from anyone else they can elsewhere. From those who got huge boners over corona restrictions to that one bitch at your work who just has to micromanage everything. All of it because they have no actual control of their life or any amount of feelings of power due to their low self esteem.
This sounds very much like the girl who caused the other post (hecking allegations and such), funnily enough…
So that’s amusing!
Wow I can't imagine that sign existing here. The most you see here is of the "buy something or get out" variety, sometimes worded a little more politely sometimes not.
Which is totally fair, anyway.
Australia seems much worse than America as bad as we are for wokeness.
The Western world mimics the worst characteristics of the US and amplifies them.
It was more benign when all they mimicked was pop culture.
Female subjugation fetish
Because they're control freaks. They want to lord over you and all others with whatever power and authority they have, all the while hiding it under the guise that they're being thoughtful and considerate of others (and they expect you to be to).
If you don’t want douchebags as your main clientele, don’t make your entire “aesthete” targeting cashed-up douchebags… 🤷🏻♂️
It’s actually not “a hipster area”. Or at least, it wasn’t. This was a service hub, that the wankers bought, gutted and turned into their “dream space”…
I presume it was cheap.
If you don’t want people to touch shit, don’t fill your entire space with ugly, used “arty” second-hand junk.
I assure you, this kind of shit, to this extent, is not necessary. But I suppose it makes a certain type of clientele feel “safe”…
I’d rather a fucking corner store that doesn’t condescend any day, to this sort of needless bullshit…
It’s funny you say these things like they’re busy, or they have high turnover.
Neither of those things could be further from the truth, in this instance, lol…
Treat people like “adult children”, as you say, and that’s how they are going to behave…
Yeah, fucking retard wannabe JK Rowling's with their stupid MacBooks typing away at nothing for 4 hours would piss me off in my restaurant.
Customers eating, drinking, and socializing are ok, useless assholes taking up whole tables for more than 30 minutes after giving me 5 dollars is getting kicked out.
I am visiting my family soon in Oz. Care to name and shame?
It’s in Tasmania. It’s called “Boho on the Beach”.
It’s not somewhere you would likely go unless you lived locally, or like, really sought it out…
Or are my family, apparently.
Look it up if you want. It’s obnoxiously “hip”.
Oh, I forgot to mention, it doubles as a “boutique”, selling women’s clothing and home decor…
Yes, really.
The reviews man. God. Damm.
"Makes for some very Instagram-worthy photos.
inside every leftist is a hall monitor on a power trip
i would know i used to be one
I Have a Dream!
And yet you're patronizing them. Stop giving money to people that hate you and want you and your family dead.
Lack of higher purpose leads to bottomfeeders trying to gain power over others under the delusion that their purpose is to guide people because they don't know what's actually good for them.
The death of life purpose and the rise of statist mindsets are not a coincidence.
Hipsterism is all about "I'm better than you". And rules are convenient for this as they allow to demonstrate their betterness easily - look, I'm so attentive and I gender people correctly, whereas you're evil as you can't be bothered to learn their pronounce.
Give them a negative review.
Must be an American thing. Never seen something like this in either UK or PL. Then again, I don't bother with fancy pretentious restaurants and live outside capital cities.
You live in melbourne dont you?
Don't go then
That can't be right, kid's hate rules..
Ah, I did forget about the bossy variety of brats.