Currently eating in an extremely hipster local café (like, stereotypically so) - not by choice, but family…

It’s run by women, I suspect for women. It’s… I fucking hate it. It’s the kind of place that refused to serve “unwashed” like me, for two years…

But even now, everything has a little sign on it. “Do not touch” this. “Do not walk here”. “Do x, y and z before entering”, “Warning”, and most egregiously of all “You cannot use this table for more than x minutes, depending the value of what you order”…

Woke shit everywhere. Mostly black American woke shit, which is extra annoying, in Australia…

Eugh…

I can tolerate the rest, but all the micromanaging fucking signs, all over this junk-filled shithole, it’s very… In your face.

They just love their petty little rules, don’t they?