...Why are these people friends? Like, I can see the original Mystery Inc being pals despite their differences. Why is this Velma hanging around with people she clearly despises, and why are they putting up with her bullshit?
Have you seen liberal friend groups? I don't see what most of them even enjoy about each other to remain friends. All of them feel like a grade school forced pairing that they never just stopped feeling compelled to talk to one another. Or a giant bunch of "we all fucked and are too afraid of confrontation to stop interacting."
Liberals don't have friends as far as I can tell. Just people who haven't stopped tolerating them yet and haven't been sacrificed to the narrative yet. They all act like lonely shut ins because in effect they are.
"Original Mystery Inc" That makes me sad. The ORIGINAL was "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" with one of the best TV theme songs of all time.
It taught skepticism. Where everyone on the landscape thought the monster was real, the Mystery Inc kids didn't, and investigated further, and always found out that it was just some scammer in a suit. Sure it was formulaic, but you didn't give a shit about that as a kid.
Frankly, it started to go downhill with the next series, which started introducing "guest stars" like the Harlem Globetrotters (pretty cool for the time) and Carol Channing (why?! Probably only because of archie and mehitabel or Tinpan Alley or whatever that movie was called, which wasn't a kids' cartoon anyway) ... but all the ghosts started to be real, which I didn't like even back then (real ghosts should have been limited to Goober and the Ghost Chasers. It would have given the two franchises each a reason to exist.)
If anything, Mystery Inc is in fact a redemption of the series.
Which has since been evilly squandered. like someone using their Heaven Can Wait second chance at life to go around murdering everything they can get their hands on.
As for why they hung around with each other back then, in the late 60s/early 70s - because that was that decade's version of the 80s Goonies standard mix of kids. A straight arrow preppie type (Fred) the nerd girl bookworm type (to encourage girls to not afraid to be bookish and knowledgable, in Velma), the cheerleader type in Daphne (standard comic relief) and The hippie and his dog (Shaggy and Scooby), though note that the preppie owned the van, but the hippie probably painted it.
Scooby-Doo has basically been nothing but a string of reboots, really. but the only time it's any good is when it's being more or less faithful to the original.
The show did seem to be pretty good, though, but I only got a few episodes in.
Anyway, in this day and age, I guess it doesn't hurt to have a recap of all the reboots (though I forgot Pup, because I've never seen it, and kind of aged out by then.)
The show was written by Mindy Kahling, who previously dated Benjamin Novak
>Novak was born on July 31, 1979, in Newton, Massachusetts. His parents are Linda (née Manaly) and author William Novak.[3][4][5] Novak's family is jewish.
Mindy Khalig was an indian affirmative action hire whose brother famously applied to medical school as a black man to prove how easy it is to get in (he got accepted)
He turned down the place and He since argued against affirmative action.
It never ceases to amaze me that they haven't been able to comprehend Fred as a character since like the 90s, and feel the need to "invent" a new one every time. Whether its being a retard like Pup, a jocky airhead like the live action, whatever one "Traps Monthly" came from, and now whatever they are doing here.
They can work, but every one is basically a whole new person whereas all the others generally have the broadstrokes same characterization (until this abomination of course).
I wouldn't even hate watch this shit, just go back and watch the originals.
Most remakes/reboots w/e post 2016~ are purely just character assassinations of previously likeable individuals. Regardless of skin colour they're coming after everything you like.
Get physical copies of the old stuff, get woke go broke will come into play eventually.
And finally try not to let this shit get under your skin, laugh at how shit it is then move on.
Oh, to hell with this ugly-drawn, niggerfag not-Velma. This is something a Scooby would growl at, and frankly, this is the kind of shit that should be thrown to dogs and lions without benefit of sword. I can see WHY they left the star of the original show out.
An idiotic blackened version of a character from a moronic cartoon. When this shit came on when I was a kid, I would turn off the TV and go out. It signaled the end of the good Sat. morning cartoons.
Velma's original character design doc was "intelligent nerdy awkward bookish type, occasionally paired with Shaggy".
Velma's remake design is "Ain' gat personality 'cept 'm black yo cause black is a personality, but don't go stereotyping black just cause of that."
Pretty sure Velma's supposed to be Indian, because Mindy Kaling is Indian and this is an obvious self-insert character.
Regardless, it's garbage.
curry nigger
...Why are these people friends? Like, I can see the original Mystery Inc being pals despite their differences. Why is this Velma hanging around with people she clearly despises, and why are they putting up with her bullshit?
They get to go "I have a racist black friend, see, I'm on your side BLM, I help people who actively hate me! Don't break my windows!"
Have you seen liberal friend groups? I don't see what most of them even enjoy about each other to remain friends. All of them feel like a grade school forced pairing that they never just stopped feeling compelled to talk to one another. Or a giant bunch of "we all fucked and are too afraid of confrontation to stop interacting."
So this is pretty accurate.
Liberals don't have friends as far as I can tell. Just people who haven't stopped tolerating them yet and haven't been sacrificed to the narrative yet. They all act like lonely shut ins because in effect they are.
"Original Mystery Inc" That makes me sad. The ORIGINAL was "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" with one of the best TV theme songs of all time.
It taught skepticism. Where everyone on the landscape thought the monster was real, the Mystery Inc kids didn't, and investigated further, and always found out that it was just some scammer in a suit. Sure it was formulaic, but you didn't give a shit about that as a kid.
Frankly, it started to go downhill with the next series, which started introducing "guest stars" like the Harlem Globetrotters (pretty cool for the time) and Carol Channing (why?! Probably only because of archie and mehitabel or Tinpan Alley or whatever that movie was called, which wasn't a kids' cartoon anyway) ... but all the ghosts started to be real, which I didn't like even back then (real ghosts should have been limited to Goober and the Ghost Chasers. It would have given the two franchises each a reason to exist.)
If anything, Mystery Inc is in fact a redemption of the series.
Which has since been evilly squandered. like someone using their Heaven Can Wait second chance at life to go around murdering everything they can get their hands on.
As for why they hung around with each other back then, in the late 60s/early 70s - because that was that decade's version of the 80s Goonies standard mix of kids. A straight arrow preppie type (Fred) the nerd girl bookworm type (to encourage girls to not afraid to be bookish and knowledgable, in Velma), the cheerleader type in Daphne (standard comic relief) and The hippie and his dog (Shaggy and Scooby), though note that the preppie owned the van, but the hippie probably painted it.
I think they just meant for a name of the group of characters, not the recent reboot show.
Scooby-Doo has basically been nothing but a string of reboots, really. but the only time it's any good is when it's being more or less faithful to the original.
Just so we're clear, I was referring to "Mystery Inc." the group, not the show.
Oh, ok.
The show did seem to be pretty good, though, but I only got a few episodes in.
Anyway, in this day and age, I guess it doesn't hurt to have a recap of all the reboots (though I forgot Pup, because I've never seen it, and kind of aged out by then.)
On my Things To Do For Fun list, I have placed "watch the Velma TV show" right after "see how many toothpicks I can cram into my urethra."
And Fred has a small penis. You absolutely cannot forget that fact. It's the basis behind everything.
The show was written by Mindy Kahling, who previously dated Benjamin Novak
>Novak was born on July 31, 1979, in Newton, Massachusetts. His parents are Linda (née Manaly) and author William Novak.[3][4][5] Novak's family is jewish.
Mindy Khalig was an indian affirmative action hire whose brother famously applied to medical school as a black man to prove how easy it is to get in (he got accepted)
He turned down the place and He since argued against affirmative action.
Respect to her brother.
Fuck Mindy.
Wow. Like comparing Malik Obama to Barack Obama.
I heard about her brother. At least he didn’t inherit the craziness she did
It's what happened to his penis when she bared it all in a desperate attempt.
Niggerfag Not-Velma probably cut it off and fed it to her chicom friends along with Scooby.
It never ceases to amaze me that they haven't been able to comprehend Fred as a character since like the 90s, and feel the need to "invent" a new one every time. Whether its being a retard like Pup, a jocky airhead like the live action, whatever one "Traps Monthly" came from, and now whatever they are doing here.
They can work, but every one is basically a whole new person whereas all the others generally have the broadstrokes same characterization (until this abomination of course).
wholesome show beloved by children and adults? we must destroy it.
I wouldn't even hate watch this shit, just go back and watch the originals.
Most remakes/reboots w/e post 2016~ are purely just character assassinations of previously likeable individuals. Regardless of skin colour they're coming after everything you like.
Get physical copies of the old stuff, get woke go broke will come into play eventually.
And finally try not to let this shit get under your skin, laugh at how shit it is then move on.
These are actually lines from the show? Do they not realize how idiotic they sound attacking white people? I’m sure she thinks she is being edgy too.
Oh, to hell with this ugly-drawn, niggerfag not-Velma. This is something a Scooby would growl at, and frankly, this is the kind of shit that should be thrown to dogs and lions without benefit of sword. I can see WHY they left the star of the original show out.
what is this show even rated?
Who's the nigger in Velma drag? Is it Mindy Kalechip's Mary Sue?
Weird. Why is Daphne still Hwite?
“Asian orange sunset through the scrub”..?
Funny, because that would make pretty much her main defining feature (the hair) obviously dyed, then, lol…
Because someone needs to exist for Mindy Sue to hate upon.
WTF is this nonsense?
An idiotic blackened version of a character from a moronic cartoon. When this shit came on when I was a kid, I would turn off the TV and go out. It signaled the end of the good Sat. morning cartoons.
It's Mindy Khalig being Mindy Khalig, which means shit comedy and a self insert even when that means blackwashing an existing legacy character.