Hail to the King, Elon, of that name the First
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Why is he carrying a sink?
Probably some retarded reddit-tier joke, "let that sink in LMAO ECKS DEE"
It says it right in the post. What the hell is wrong with you people?
I mean, it's a dad pun and he's of dad age.
Come on folks, sometimes it's fine to laugh at lame humor, it doesn't always have to be dark and edgy and about the 13/50.
I love the messy logistics of exactly how fucking lame this joke is. A sink is not light, and by all appearances, that is a real sink that he's carrying. It's got to be at least 20, maybe even 30 lbs. Carrying that in front of you, jutting a couple feet forward because it's a goddamn sink, against your chest, completely sucks.
The dude's worth more money than anybody can imagine. His brain is so good at some things that he's made billions of dollars. So much Money, and in the modern day, that means access to wonders that would make Mansa Musa raise an eyebrow.
Yet here the goofy fucker is, so desperate to be liked and thought well of by the fucking internet of all things, that he undergoes this discomfort to try (and fail) to land this obvious decade-old Dad joke.
Can you imagine? Can you really imagine, being that guy? Command of more resources than any despot, king, emperor in human history has ever had, but still such an eager puppy. Let that sink in.
I'd rather have a goofy motherfucker who's trying to not fuck over the world than any of the other Davos billionaires out there. This guy is an autistic retard but he's a rich autistic retard that generally doesn't hate humanity.
Yeah, and? I like the guy too, doofy bastard that he is. Doesn't make this joke any better though. He may as well shout "Play me off, keyboard cat!" as he leaves the room.
That... would be brilliant.
It's all the same shit tbh. The internet has devolved into 5 websites sharing screencaps of the other 4 and shameless political propaganda
That literally is the joke.
Throwing everything AND the kitchen sink at them?
Fear my massive porcelain dick!
I will sanitize Twitter of the leftist rot the same way this sink will sanitize my hands!
I haven't been keeping up with the news. So the deal finally went through? Last I read they were suing him and refusing to sell at the original price.
Why is he carrying a sink?
I thought it was a computer screen.
Kitchen sink reference.
1st reply is a weird porn spam bot
He's in the building.....NOW COMMENCE THE PURGE!
https://nitter.it/elonmusk/status/1585341984679469056
>pro-Ukraine
>suggested Ukraine give up territory to appease Russia
>giving up that territory would put Russia in a better position for another future invasion at a later date
You really are fucking retarded sometimes.
lol no one wants West Ukraine- or as it's called now Ukraine.
Thanks for telling me that you know absolutely nothing about the region whatsoever.
I- I think we have a different idea of what "West" means- and also what "Ukraine" means.
Let me get this straight. Agree with me that that all of the strategically important parts of Ukraine are in the East...
But you don't understand why telling Ukraine to sign a peace treaty and appease Russia is not a pro-Ukraine policy?
No Ukrainian president who saw even a sliver of a chance of retaking that soil would do anything other than throw everything they had at it.
FYI, Sevastopol is in Crimea. Russia already has that.
Yes, and Ukraine would be idiots not to fight tooth and nail to get it back.
Most called Musk's proposal pro-Russia, but in reality it was pro-Ukraine.
Ukraine would give up nothing that it has not already lost. It would only recognize the loss of Crimea. In all other places, there would be referenda, which Ukraine would probably win - except for Donetsk and Lugansk, depending on whether the rebel-controlled or government-controlled areas were more densely populated.
Which is why I'm glad they didn't accept it.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Not only is Ukraine in the final mopping up stages of eliminating the orcs, it is a FACT that Zelensky now controls all of Greater Russia - he just hasn't sealed the deal yet. It's only a matter of time before Ukraine and America roll in and divvy up the spoils. If Moscow doesn't end up glassed it will become East Kyiv. Then we arrest Putin and the war crimes trials begin. The walls are closing in.
Don't argue with retards.
He did and he got hauled into the Pentagon for it, where they showed him who really killed JFK.
He had every intention of taking it down.
You are forgetting that this is the same man who publicly slandered a retired military diver who risked his life (and one man to do so did indeed die) to save children from drowning in a cave as a pedophile.
He is a petty, vindictive little shit.
And despite that, I'd much rather have him owning Twitter than any of these other fucks.
I agree. Which goes to show just how awful the current crew are.
Wouldn't say he's pro-Ukraine, but certainly backing down on Starlink because of internet outrage was a sad thing.
I don't think internet outrage was the catalyst. More likely some US government figures threatened him. His business model depends too much on government grants and subsidies. If they cut the purse strings, he'd be worth negative $200 billion pretty quickly.
A bit exaggerated, but they have leverage over him.
Probably accurate