Hail to the King, Elon, of that name the First
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I mean, it's a dad pun and he's of dad age.
Come on folks, sometimes it's fine to laugh at lame humor, it doesn't always have to be dark and edgy and about the 13/50.
I love the messy logistics of exactly how fucking lame this joke is. A sink is not light, and by all appearances, that is a real sink that he's carrying. It's got to be at least 20, maybe even 30 lbs. Carrying that in front of you, jutting a couple feet forward because it's a goddamn sink, against your chest, completely sucks.
The dude's worth more money than anybody can imagine. His brain is so good at some things that he's made billions of dollars. So much Money, and in the modern day, that means access to wonders that would make Mansa Musa raise an eyebrow.
Yet here the goofy fucker is, so desperate to be liked and thought well of by the fucking internet of all things, that he undergoes this discomfort to try (and fail) to land this obvious decade-old Dad joke.
Can you imagine? Can you really imagine, being that guy? Command of more resources than any despot, king, emperor in human history has ever had, but still such an eager puppy. Let that sink in.
I'd rather have a goofy motherfucker who's trying to not fuck over the world than any of the other Davos billionaires out there. This guy is an autistic retard but he's a rich autistic retard that generally doesn't hate humanity.
Yeah, and? I like the guy too, doofy bastard that he is. Doesn't make this joke any better though. He may as well shout "Play me off, keyboard cat!" as he leaves the room.
That... would be brilliant.