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Man in Philadelphia tried to rob family pizza shop. While their reached in register a 14 year old boy behind counter grabbed a gun and popped the robber. This is aftermath. DONT STEAL FROM PEOPLE! (media.kotakuinaction2.win)
posted 4 years ago by Fuckthedems 4 years ago by Fuckthedems +88 / -0
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– CptLightning 51 points 4 years ago +51 / -0

Poor teen's life is gonna be over. He shot the sacred class.

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– Steampunk_Moustache 17 points 4 years ago +17 / -0

Worse, he didn't keep shooting until the guy was dead.

Now this maimed criminal is going to be suing him for dispensing justice upon him.

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– BandageBandolier 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Had to watch the video a bunch of times to confirm since everywhere is reporting he grabbed the gun from under the counter. But it sure as hell looks like he grabbed it from his waistband, that might be a real problem for him since there's no way a 14 kid has a concealed carry license. There's a chance he snuck it out from under the counter before the robber actually did anything, but I'm not sure where the legality of that stands if there was no imminent threat back then.

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– FutaCumDiet 34 points 4 years ago +34 / -0

no way a 14 kid has a concealed carry license

The fact that you need to pay the government to protect yourself really fucking says it all, doesn't it.

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– deleted 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0
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– Jack 17 points 4 years ago +17 / -0

I hope someone got to him in time to told him "don't say nuthn and lawyer up"

Philly cops and DA are not your friends.

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– TentElephant 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

I don't know the nuances of the law in Philly, but generally there is nothing stopping someone of any age from carrying in any condition on private property as long as the property owner allows it.

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– deleted 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0
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– BandageBandolier 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

This. He flings the rag he had in his hands and flaps his arms up and down near the counter as if unsure to start grappling with the guy. But I don't see him grab anything or have anything black in either hand when he steps away from the counter. Then he moves his shirt with his left hand and reaches down to his waistband with his right hand and fumbles something out and cocks the gun down at his waist before aiming.

[Edit] Correction, it wasn't a rag he throws down, looks like a pair of disposable gloves actually.

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– deleted 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0
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– deleted 37 points 4 years ago +37 / -0
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– brimshae 34 points 4 years ago +34 / -0

HE WAS GON' GO TO COLLEGE! HE WAS TRYIN' TURN HIS LIFE AROUND!

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– BulbasaurusThe7th 18 points 4 years ago +18 / -0

On his way to the college of church, good family man he is, only beat his underage baby momma a few times.

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– realerfunction 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSED TO GET HIS MONEY

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– Sk8rboi 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

He was going to buy clothes to go to school, and maybe go jogging

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– BandageBandolier 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't say that exactly describes what happened.

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– VA-Pede 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

Thatps pretty much what happened based on the description of the video you linked.

Also,

Investigators say they followed a trail of blood down the stairs of a SEPTA subway station at Broad and Spring Garden.

Kek.

Tags: BLM

Double kek.

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– BandageBandolier 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

He didn't jump the counter and he never had his hands near the mother's neck, or even clothing attached to her neck, to strangle her. It's still reasonable to defend yourself or family in a struggle with a criminal who might resort to lethal force at a moment's notice, so him getting shot is whatever, but I prefer not to deal with exaggerations.

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– VA-Pede 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Jumped, jumped on. He just didn't make it over. Couldn't even been an omissive typo to leave out "at" or "on" from the part about him jumping (at/on) the counter.

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– cxivv 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

The kid is going to jail, that was disproportional. Worst thing of all is that the kid will be paying the thief's medical bills.

he should have emptied the gun and made sure he was dead.

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– deleted 18 points 4 years ago +18 / -0
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– cxivv 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

The asshole grabbed at the cash in the register. He did in no way leap across the counter or display aggression towards the cashier.

The kid is fucked

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– krzyzowiec 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Where is the disproportional part? If someone is trying to rob you, you are just supposed to let them do it?

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– BandageBandolier 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

I mean he's definitely not getting tried as an adult, juvie courts are something else, he may still avoid jail.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– BandageBandolier 32 points 4 years ago +32 / -0

Probably should pop an NSFL spoiler on that one. I prefer my images of human faces and ground beef to be kept separate.

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– VA-Pede 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

Robbing people SHOULD be NSFL for the robber.

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– Assassin47 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Don't worry he's just got a long beard and it's coated in ketchup. What a wacky hold-up that must have been.

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– FutaCumDiet 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I prefer my images of human faces and ground beef to be kept separate

Ever have Taco Bell?

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– MetalGearMk4 26 points 4 years ago +26 / -0

Robbed a pizza shop now his face looks like pizza

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– GloboHomoErectus 20 points 4 years ago +20 / -0

Niggas face look like a bowl of Swedish herring sallad.

https://i.ibb.co/Syj1mns/image.png

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– Knife-TotingRat 18 points 4 years ago +18 / -0

"The mark of Cain be upon you."

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– Leovinus 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

The Mark of Ham already was.

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– MobyDickhead 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Just need the Mark of Pineapple and we got a Hawaiian

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– Killroyomega 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Nigger tried to raid whitey.

Whitey blows nigger's lips off.

Now whitey at large has to pay to fix nigger lips.

The Aristocrats!

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– deleted 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0
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– The_Gay_Deceiver 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

This is why you don't do origin stories. They always end up really demystifying.

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– MuffyMangina 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

YOUR HEAD ASPLODE

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– Hogbutcher 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Who ordered the Meat Lovers?

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– Fuckthedems [S] 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/video-shows-teen-boy-shooting-robber-inside-pizza-shop/3079491/?amp

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– YesMovement 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Meet the new poster child for "Fuck around and find out"

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– Jack 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

You just hate to see it happen. Sigh, I suppose the only consolation to him surviving is that he's in tremendous pain right row.

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– Donttreadonme16 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

No way is this a real photo of an entry wound from a handgun. Stop spreading this fake bullshit

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– deleted 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0
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– APDSmith 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

While I'd like to see more detail - not of the picture, of the events - I don't recall anybody saying "pistol"

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– Donttreadonme16 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Oh shit, I thought this was the Chinese store robber that was shot in the face with a pistol on security footage by the owners son. Didn't see pizza.

Is there a link to the article about this shooting?

Either way, even if it was 12ga buckshot, that still doesn't look like an entry wound.

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– BandageBandolier 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Entry and exit wound I think, looked like he got shot sideways through the chin, probably shattered his jaw and went shallow enough to just leave a hanging flap.

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– norwegianwikin 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Must have hit jaw and blown everything to fucking dust.

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– Donttreadonme16 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Swollen eyes from any head wound could do that though

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– MobyDickhead 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I once shot a feral wounded goat in the head with a .270win from about 4ft away (to put out of its misery), there was just a stump of the neck left and I was covered head to toe in minced goat head.

The OP pic was definitely a lot of energy, in the vid the shooter has what appears to be a regular sized semi-auto, what sort of caliber would do this? 10mm auto?

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– norwegianwikin 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I was wrong, disregard the following.

That looks like a typical US subway station, not a pizza place.

And judging by the instant collaps, like a puppet with its strings cut, guy was dead instantly

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– InfiniteWin 20 points 4 years ago +20 / -0

"Responding officers followed a trail of blood for about three blocks to a subway station on Broad and Spring Garden streets where they found the suspect bleeding heavily."

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– norwegianwikin 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

I'm convinced, and impressed.

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– BandageBandolier 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

As others said he allegedly survived but is in critical condition right now. It looks like he got shot in the side of the jaw, so like getting punched in the jaw but 1000x more gruesomely, he probably just got instantly KTFO. That said, even if he miraculously avoided direct brain injury, he's still probably very fucked up, unless he just naturally had a case of the bug-eyes beforehand those bulging eyes don't bode well.

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– VA-Pede 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

thugs in Philly

brain injury

Those aren't compatible.

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– APDSmith 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

By the story, dude made it to the subway before the police followed the trail of blood to him and picked him up.

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– TeeBP 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Imagine being in the subway and seeing that come hobbling in. Straight out of a horror flick.

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– norwegianwikin 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Well in that case it's a fucking impressive wound, and I want to know what he shot him with

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– GeneralBoobs 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Harry Potter and The Mystic Pizza Shop.

"Alakablam, Nigger," Harry shouted with a twist of his magic Desert Eagle.

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– realerfunction 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

based kid

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– Mongle 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

jesus christ

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– J_Darnley 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Damn! Is that fucker still alive? I saw this story elsewhere and they all said the robber died.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

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