Oh cool, a saints row game about two lesbians taking on white supremacists
gonna PASS on the shitty reboot. reboots are almost always trash anyways, tho doom 2016 was pretty good.
theres also quirky black nerd (really common irl)
retard guy with catface crap
lesbians, and some other guy
100% is gonna be a trash game, GUARANTEED. the character models will be as bad as andromeda for white people (member the racist devs? I do) no thx volition, im out.
Ya, but idk why there is one in the new SR. It seems like way too fourth wall breaking, even for a goofy franchise. Making all the women lesbians is a progamer move too.
I have no idea. I get that the game needed a reboot. I mean, the last two had you blow up the Earth and kill the devil.
But why the new characters straight out of a PBS kids show?
Nobody said "I'd like Saints Row better if all of the characters were trashed, the setting was unrecognizable and it was a clear attempt to cash in on the fact that GTA is 8 years old now."
Not to mention the fucking Fortnite graphics. Nobody here needs to be reminded that I'm a huge fan of Fortnite, but I don't want every game to look like it!
Bunch of bull dyke haircuts, thick glasses everywhere, every character is some shrimpy little hipster...nope, screw this shit. I want a game with REAL criminals, not the soy-drinking devs' self-inserts.
Wouldve been nice to have a resident 6 type coop multiplayer. Maybe have different factions you can play as and each faction has its own main story. But all the opponents in the other factions in your story are real players also doing their own story.
Im saying this so we can troll the hell out of the soy boy lesbo gang lawl.
I did a search for something crazy like "upcoming PS5 games" yesterday in one of my rants about consoles. Pretty much everything that came up was dyke, pedo, or furry. It's sad when fattened up Aloy from Horizon is one of the better looking main characters of the bunch.
PS5 people even miss out on the backwards compatibility. I think I have 75% of the OG Xbox games that are compatible. They look stunning for their age when running in 4K. I'll probably play through KOTOR 2 this fall.
Speaking of PS5 tranny shit, Bugsnax is a pretty based metaphor for trannies if you think about it. People find out about an island filled with food-like creatures that everyone says is cutesy and delicious, but the end shows that they’re actually parasites that mutilate you and force you to make more of them. The survivors go back to society to warn others of the truth but the media blacklists them after being ordered to by an unseen cabal.
What is there to look forward to? They ruin fucking everything. Today was very much women's day. OF victory, Canada professing their loyalty to the Fourth Reich and getting to unveil their propaganda to the world.
I switched it off. Nothing good will come of watching more of this infuriating shit. You can see the smug grins on their evil faces as they gleefully tell you about their unwanted input in the franchises they corrupted.
I guess I'll buy more stock, or more Fortnite skins, or more crypto. Just not any of these shit games. Hell, at this point I'm looking at Rocket League in the Microsoft store and wondering if I should reinstall after their women's month propaganda made me quit. At least the propaganda wasn't during fucking gameplay.
Starting to get pretty down about this. I thought the death of OnlyFans was going to show the world turning against the ruling class, even if just to put the banks back at the top.
The female sniper trope is hilarious because it was deliberate Russian propaganda, but the leftists need to cling to women having any purpose aside from their holes, so here we are.
Seems to be mixed. Allegedly she existed and the USSR obv used her for propaganda, but the USSR also lied about her being the common representative of the army and often hyped women like her up to appear even more fearsome.
"309 confirmed kills" by I can't find any information saying how those kills were confirmed. Interesting.
Soviet. And I know the true story, they did have lots of them (we talk about many thousands) because they had their party shooting clubs before the war. But very many died on their first mission, and the ones who survived and did well were officially celebrated by unofficially hated (couldn't marry/re-marry unless they hid their past).
For everyone who's keeping count of gingers getting race flipped, unless Kinzie shows up in the game, there's another one. And she was the obnoxious know-it-all girl. Even the worst character wasn't woke enough.
Well they have some body builders, old american muscle cars, seems like the only thing they stopped at was adding a maga hat or painting a confederate flag on their cars.
Yeah, 3 and 4 were way too zany, you couldn't get immersed at all. 2 had the perfect blend of GTA and wackiness, which let the wacky stuff accent the game without you growing tired of it.
3 was worse. They practically flanderized every existing character. Even the Pre-Sequel was better on the writing front, and that game killed the studio (2K/Gearbox Australia).
The gameplay itself is good, as are the environments and (somewhat unexpectedly) the writing for a lot of the stuff that isn't the main quests, so I doubt Gearbox made any less than they expected on it, but as long as Pitchford owns the studio I can't imagine the series improving on the plot/writing. If they hadn't managed to hit it big with the first two games the studio would be shuttered by now, as basically everything else they've worked on (as far as I'm aware) has been a moderate success at best.
At this point accepting Epic's money is the same as them admitting they think the game is crap. If they thought their game was good enough to sell well on its own, then they would try to sell it on its own merits rather than needing guaranteed money upfront.
At least with small-time indies, especially with those releasing their first game, it's kind of understandable to make this deal with the Devil since it means you're getting what looks like a good chunk of cash up front. But for an established brand with a fanbase in the millions, it's just pathetic. You should understand at that point that Epic needs you a lot more than you need Epic. Unless you know something that you're not telling anyone of course.
It would be like movie studios paying cinemas NOT TO ALLOW anyone to watch their movies. Sure they get 'ticket money' up front, but also no one enjoys the movie, or goes to the sequel.
The soy writers have a high incidence of trannyism, that explains the forced 'lesbianism' and all the gay looking feminine characters, its these trans retards self inserts. The more fourth wall breaking there is in games these days, the more of the trannyfakefem agenda gets pushed into it. any trash with a skrillex haircut is a 100% walkaway, these days. It deserves to be relentlessly mocked until volition is completely out of business, or revokes the tranny shit in their art design.
Those downvotes are from the stormfaggot stalkers. They will downvote even if they agree with the point. Like the usual ctrl-left, they can't stand the idea that someone who doesn't believe the same things like they do said something they agree with.
Yep, even the helmet reminded me of Gat.
Gat was a fucking BADASS. Not this meek little shit we saw on the trailer. I think the writing was on the wall with Agents of Mayhem being woke crap. Which failed spectacularly.
It was memed on hard, because one month or so after release, it ended up on sale digitally - at a price that put it lower than SR4 Re-Elected, and nearly lower than the original on the 360.
Both Troy Baker and Laura Bailey have been the "main" protagonist voices since SR3 so the franchise was always putting prominent VAs in both sexes, and even then customisation was always a thing to the point that SR 2 has a throw in the away line at the start about your appearance possibly being different because at the end of SR you get blown up and lie in a bandage wrapped coma until the second game.
This is… something. I don’t really feel anything at all about it. It’s just there, and bland, and boring.
Saints Row always had diversity, so it’s not that there’s every color of the rainbow on the team. There always was. This batch just isn’t cool and fun anymore. There’s no exaggerated masculinity and sexuality that made the previous games stand out.
I guess the future of Saints Row is female. And probably bankrupt.
Oh cool, a saints row game about two lesbians taking on white supremacists
gonna PASS on the shitty reboot. reboots are almost always trash anyways, tho doom 2016 was pretty good.
theres also quirky black nerd (really common irl)
retard guy with catface crap
lesbians, and some other guy
100% is gonna be a trash game, GUARANTEED. the character models will be as bad as andromeda for white people (member the racist devs? I do) no thx volition, im out.
Funny thing is I actually know some 'Quirky Black Nerds', except to my knowledge none of them are 'Black', they're all either African or Caribbean.
Ya, but idk why there is one in the new SR. It seems like way too fourth wall breaking, even for a goofy franchise. Making all the women lesbians is a progamer move too.
He looks like a lewis ripoff, too.
Who the fuck are they trying to sell to? This looks like hot steaming SJW shit, none of the main characters have any charm or appeal.
I have no idea. I get that the game needed a reboot. I mean, the last two had you blow up the Earth and kill the devil.
But why the new characters straight out of a PBS kids show?
Nobody said "I'd like Saints Row better if all of the characters were trashed, the setting was unrecognizable and it was a clear attempt to cash in on the fact that GTA is 8 years old now."
Not to mention the fucking Fortnite graphics. Nobody here needs to be reminded that I'm a huge fan of Fortnite, but I don't want every game to look like it!
Zoomers. The haircuts say it all.
You're too old for this market, chief.
Bunch of bull dyke haircuts, thick glasses everywhere, every character is some shrimpy little hipster...nope, screw this shit. I want a game with REAL criminals, not the soy-drinking devs' self-inserts.
Wouldve been nice to have a resident 6 type coop multiplayer. Maybe have different factions you can play as and each faction has its own main story. But all the opponents in the other factions in your story are real players also doing their own story.
Im saying this so we can troll the hell out of the soy boy lesbo gang lawl.
I did a search for something crazy like "upcoming PS5 games" yesterday in one of my rants about consoles. Pretty much everything that came up was dyke, pedo, or furry. It's sad when fattened up Aloy from Horizon is one of the better looking main characters of the bunch.
PS5 people even miss out on the backwards compatibility. I think I have 75% of the OG Xbox games that are compatible. They look stunning for their age when running in 4K. I'll probably play through KOTOR 2 this fall.
Speaking of PS5 tranny shit, Bugsnax is a pretty based metaphor for trannies if you think about it. People find out about an island filled with food-like creatures that everyone says is cutesy and delicious, but the end shows that they’re actually parasites that mutilate you and force you to make more of them. The survivors go back to society to warn others of the truth but the media blacklists them after being ordered to by an unseen cabal.
And aloy is a man, to boot.
Call of Duty has a female protagonist this year.
What is there to look forward to? They ruin fucking everything. Today was very much women's day. OF victory, Canada professing their loyalty to the Fourth Reich and getting to unveil their propaganda to the world.
I switched it off. Nothing good will come of watching more of this infuriating shit. You can see the smug grins on their evil faces as they gleefully tell you about their unwanted input in the franchises they corrupted.
I guess I'll buy more stock, or more Fortnite skins, or more crypto. Just not any of these shit games. Hell, at this point I'm looking at Rocket League in the Microsoft store and wondering if I should reinstall after their women's month propaganda made me quit. At least the propaganda wasn't during fucking gameplay.
Starting to get pretty down about this. I thought the death of OnlyFans was going to show the world turning against the ruling class, even if just to put the banks back at the top.
The female sniper trope is hilarious because it was deliberate Russian propaganda, but the leftists need to cling to women having any purpose aside from their holes, so here we are.
its slightly better than bf vaj where they literaly made women up to replace war heros who ACTUALLY fought in the war.
still woke garbage, though
Did the Russians not have an actual good female sniper though?
In all reality? No, they sold Female Snipers as propaganda on how special the USSR is.
Seems to be mixed. Allegedly she existed and the USSR obv used her for propaganda, but the USSR also lied about her being the common representative of the army and often hyped women like her up to appear even more fearsome.
"309 confirmed kills" by I can't find any information saying how those kills were confirmed. Interesting.
I’m sure Walter Duranty counted each body
Soviets, yes. Russians - not really.
Soviet. And I know the true story, they did have lots of them (we talk about many thousands) because they had their party shooting clubs before the war. But very many died on their first mission, and the ones who survived and did well were officially celebrated by unofficially hated (couldn't marry/re-marry unless they hid their past).
Everybody black 5
For everyone who's keeping count of gingers getting race flipped, unless Kinzie shows up in the game, there's another one. And she was the obnoxious know-it-all girl. Even the worst character wasn't woke enough.
Someone needs to photoshop this to SJW Row. lmao.
Saints Woke is surely a better one.
I enjoyed Saints Row 3 and 4.
RIP to another franchise.
... I'm impressed that they manage to stop themselves making the bad guys (and of course the main bad guy is white) Trump supporters.
Betcha they talked about it, though.
Well they have some body builders, old american muscle cars, seems like the only thing they stopped at was adding a maga hat or painting a confederate flag on their cars.
Saints Row has not been good since Saints Row 2.
Yeah, 3 and 4 were way too zany, you couldn't get immersed at all. 2 had the perfect blend of GTA and wackiness, which let the wacky stuff accent the game without you growing tired of it.
Borderlands 2 had a very similar problem
3 was worse. They practically flanderized every existing character. Even the Pre-Sequel was better on the writing front, and that game killed the studio (2K/Gearbox Australia).
I forgot there was a borderlands 3 tbh
The gameplay itself is good, as are the environments and (somewhat unexpectedly) the writing for a lot of the stuff that isn't the main quests, so I doubt Gearbox made any less than they expected on it, but as long as Pitchford owns the studio I can't imagine the series improving on the plot/writing. If they hadn't managed to hit it big with the first two games the studio would be shuttered by now, as basically everything else they've worked on (as far as I'm aware) has been a moderate success at best.
Its hard to imagine thats the same studio that bought out Duke4 when it did. Now its a hotbed of social extremism.
It was bland back then. SR4 was fun, it was stupid. It was a game you could just fuck around in, forget about how shit the real world was.
This is...a reminder of how shit it is and how those who are making it shit have creative control over everything now.
And I realized it's just as well that it looks like crap. They got an Epic Games logo at the end, but no Steam logo, and we all know what that means.
At least they were honest about that up front.
At this point accepting Epic's money is the same as them admitting they think the game is crap. If they thought their game was good enough to sell well on its own, then they would try to sell it on its own merits rather than needing guaranteed money upfront.
At least with small-time indies, especially with those releasing their first game, it's kind of understandable to make this deal with the Devil since it means you're getting what looks like a good chunk of cash up front. But for an established brand with a fanbase in the millions, it's just pathetic. You should understand at that point that Epic needs you a lot more than you need Epic. Unless you know something that you're not telling anyone of course.
It would be like movie studios paying cinemas NOT TO ALLOW anyone to watch their movies. Sure they get 'ticket money' up front, but also no one enjoys the movie, or goes to the sequel.
I like Epic, but this is true.
The joke of them investing the Fortnite bucks into making literally anything an exclusive continues to be true.
ok... WTF is this mess?! This ain't Saints Row.
That dude sounded like Gat... And then, she calls him Kevin?!
Of course, the trope where wahmxn are all uber powerful and saves the day is here.
Not sure why you're being downvoted but I noticed that, too.
He sounds like Gat but he looks like a gay femboy.
Notice how he's shirtless with a cat helmet? That guy obviously isn't straight.
All the women are covered from head to toe and look and sound like typical Lefty lesbians.
I'll just settle for believing Saints Row ended with Saints Row 2.
The soy writers have a high incidence of trannyism, that explains the forced 'lesbianism' and all the gay looking feminine characters, its these trans retards self inserts. The more fourth wall breaking there is in games these days, the more of the trannyfakefem agenda gets pushed into it. any trash with a skrillex haircut is a 100% walkaway, these days. It deserves to be relentlessly mocked until volition is completely out of business, or revokes the tranny shit in their art design.
Those downvotes are from the stormfaggot stalkers. They will downvote even if they agree with the point. Like the usual ctrl-left, they can't stand the idea that someone who doesn't believe the same things like they do said something they agree with.
Yep, even the helmet reminded me of Gat.
Gat was a fucking BADASS. Not this meek little shit we saw on the trailer. I think the writing was on the wall with Agents of Mayhem being woke crap. Which failed spectacularly.
No AAA game made in the west in the last 5 years have any fan service with hot girl characters...
We got all that physics, but dont put them to good use with some nice tittie and ass physics... smh.
Oh God. I vaguely remember that steaming pile.
It was memed on hard, because one month or so after release, it ended up on sale digitally - at a price that put it lower than SR4 Re-Elected, and nearly lower than the original on the 360.
Made by the same developers!
Hold on, since when do you not get to create your character in a Saints Row game>
You can create a new character apparently but that won't change minds of most people who are disappointed by the trailers. https://twitter.com/RageGoldenEagle/status/1430623790363406344
wHO BETS ITS GOING TO DEFAULT TO 'ugly skrillex' if you want to be a guy, like andromeda
Both Troy Baker and Laura Bailey have been the "main" protagonist voices since SR3 so the franchise was always putting prominent VAs in both sexes, and even then customisation was always a thing to the point that SR 2 has a throw in the away line at the start about your appearance possibly being different because at the end of SR you get blown up and lie in a bandage wrapped coma until the second game.
The antagonists look like protagonists and the protagonists look like antagonists.
yeah, and notice how the bad guys are white people. the good guys are the woke womxns brigade
Why is Cheryl Merkowski in this game?
This is… something. I don’t really feel anything at all about it. It’s just there, and bland, and boring.
Saints Row always had diversity, so it’s not that there’s every color of the rainbow on the team. There always was. This batch just isn’t cool and fun anymore. There’s no exaggerated masculinity and sexuality that made the previous games stand out.
I guess the future of Saints Row is female. And probably bankrupt.
I get it. World so wacky, its queer lol. Maybe its a statement. Saints row got more crazy and crazy and this is next level crazy.