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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

The tranny wasn't even what bothered me. I could just tell that was them trying to get what was hip with the kids at the moment. It was seeing that interview with the marketing moron who showed complete contempt for the customers that made me happy with the boycott (I don't participate; I never drank that shit in the first place).

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had the displeasure of hearing colleagues discuss the Barbie movie today. Apparently, there's a montage about the patriarchy that perfectly captures what it is like to be a woman in modern society. Also, it's stupid for anyone to say the movie is indoctrinating women to hate men. They earn their hate just fine without it. Also, anybody who would argue these points is a dumb Retrumpican. I hate this job.

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simian 36 points ago +36 / -0

Depressing but true. States are very insistent that you’re supposed to rely on the (non-existent) police for protection and are not permitted to do anything to protect your goods/livelihood. You can use force ONLY when in danger and ONLY to the extent necessary to protect yourself. It’s nice knowing the deck is stacked against the law abiding citizens. Or was that the point?

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, she can complain about the media bombing the movie all she wants, but their message wasn’t too far from the “men are stupid and evil” theme if the movie. And it sucked, anyway.

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simian 19 points ago +19 / -0

I really worry about Liberals’ insistence that to care about someone is to want to fuck them. It leads me to believe they will 100% molest their children, unless they hate them.

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden has made it clear, on multiple occasions, that he’s not only willing to bomb the shit out of the citizens, but downright giddy about it.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Used to be you’d be labeled a crackpot for insisting swaths of people spoke in code.

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simian 31 points ago +31 / -0

I guess the grift wasn’t profitable anymore?

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

The result is the same, but at least the right’s reasoning is not insane. “It grosses me out” is considerably better than “it’s violating the fictional character’s right to autonomy.”

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

I want them to start marching for fictional characters’ rights.

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's always some piece of shit who, when presented with a terrible idea, will go "you know now that I think about it ..."

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simian 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's funny how the actual % of the population matters only when they want to knock on white people.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy is obviously a Gamer Gate denier if he thinks the deaths were merely in the thousands. Does anybody remember that moment of silence for the victims of 2/30? It was three whole moments, easily.

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

I bet those stupid men who killed themselves during the Great Depression feel silly now!

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I recall dropping out of this on episode 1. There was a discussion about fucking goats? And the attempts at “mature” vulgarity were familiar. Then I checked and saw it was written by Warren Ellis and gave up. Transmetropolitan is high art to an edgy 13 year old. It’s crazy this guy hasn’t found a new shtick since then.

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simian 40 points ago +40 / -0

This is one of those examples of democracy simply not working. Voters just mindlessly re-elect incumbents well past the point of them being able to actually do the job.

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simian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I assume a part of this process includes that fessing to the crimes can't be used against you later (like if the plea bargain fails)? Because otherwise, that seems like a shitty process. They can just get you to say what you're guilty of, renege on the negotiation, and then use the confession as evidence.

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simian 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is this what the kids these days would call “gaslighting?”

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Don’t let anyone tell you different. The Scottish Highlands are in Africa!” [Points to somewhere in Asia, because reading maps is too white.]

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