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milkcowhplus 41 points ago +44 / -3

Because they’re mortal enemies of oUr GrEaTeSt AlLy.

But yes, in reality, we should let them annihilate each other and then probably throw a party when it’s over.

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’d trust the betting markets more, since they presumably price in the potential for fraud / general fuckery. I also don’t trust the pollsters to be above board, nor do I trust them to be not totally mathematically retarded.

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milkcowhplus 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m trying to think of what teams pander most to the left. Probably Kansas City would be top of the list, since one of their star players is dating Taylor Swift and so, for the duration of that sham relationship, they have a bandwagon army of AWFL fans. Not sure if there’s another team that’s overtly pandering to the left, but it would probably track with geography - Los Angeles or Seattle or whatever.

But in reality, if I had to guess, they just played as their ostensibly local teams - the Minnesota Vikings for Walz and the New York Giants or New York Jets for AOC - so that they could larp as regular humans (how do you do, fellow fans of local sports team?).

That in itself is kind of interesting, because AOC’s home borough within New York tends to be more likely to support the Giants, which dovetails nicely with the fact that she’d probably want to avoid visibly supporting the Jets, since their star player (Aaron Rodgers) is a very vocal pureblood.

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milkcowhplus 24 points ago +24 / -0

Who would possibly be doing this? 🤔

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m sure we all thought that America’s HR Lady came across as being unlikable and dumb in the interview, but I’m wondering what fence-sitting normies thought of all this, as clearly they’re not always in sync with the sentiment on here.

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milkcowhplus 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is precisely why I’m not a big fan of police. Cop shows a ton of restraint while Lizzo here slashes at him. Meanwhile cops enforced bullshit Covid ordinances with maximum gusto. Not even Covid-related, but fuck, a cop once pulled me over and berated me, with my infant child in the car, because I didn’t let him butt his way into traffic on a busy street where I very clearly and obviously had right of way. Asshole knew he couldn’t ticket me, because I didn’t break any traffic laws, but it didn’t stop him from being a belligerent, power-drunk asshole.

My policy is to stay as far as possible away from both cops and jogging enthusiasts at this point. If they want to fight, they can. Just leave me the fuck out of it.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, where are all the black people?

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demand for abortion would organically decrease if slut-shaming became more acceptable and the government stopped paying chicks to get rawdogged and then ditched by Chad.

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milkcowhplus 10 points ago +12 / -2

Trump is either going to surround himself with swamp rats and do boomer shit or else try to do based shit and be blocked by other swamp rats in any case.

His main value is triggering people I hate and maybe forestalling an endless stream of HR ladies from ascending to the presidency and totally destroying this country without any opposition.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man, this analogy is perfect. Due to age and due to the evolution of the product, I will never again experience the emotions wrestling made me experience as a kid…but you still keep watching, hoping something somehow magically makes you mark out the way you did as a kid.

Watching savage and steamboat blow off their feud at wrestlemania iii when I was 10 years old was easily the highlight of my year. Heart was pounding, adrenaline was pumping. If I watched it now, I’d probably appreciate the athleticism but be too jaded to enjoy it beyond that. And in any case, that angle and that match, or anything like it, would never happen today.

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

HHH and Undertaker are two guys who people love and who I totally don’t get. Might just be my blind spot, but I never found ‘Taker particularly interesting in the ring or on the mic. He seems like a pretty cool, level-headed guy from his interviews, though.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. Attitude era Raw was on another level. The Rock’s heel turn and rise to the top, Austin vs Vince, random goofy shit like Val Venis almost getting his dick chopped off…holy shit it was amazing. That and the era in the mid ‘80s where everyone was coked and roided out of their minds, leading to some of the greatest promos in recorded history, were magic. I don’t think that magic can ever be recreated.

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn’t let this guy within 100 yards of my kids, I know that

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t even know what I wanted to do. Not live in Clown World, maybe

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milkcowhplus 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was living in Manhattan when it happened, and it was a major mindfuck. Had some acquaintances who died in the attacks. Pretty much the first time the thought “Why the fuck should I be in harm’s way because these two tribes of Stone Age goatfuckers can’t get along?” crossed my mind.

First baby step in my decades-long red-pilling.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a good question. The girl’s mom (my blood relative) is genuinely very nice and well-intentioned, but to such a pathological degree that she’d never ever try to cut out any of this bullshit. Probably also doesn’t help that the girl’s dad is an extremely wealthy member of god’s chosen people. Again, he’s a nice guy on a personal level, but just by virtue of who he is and where he comes from, I know the girl is running in circles where she’s been brainwashed to buy into all of this shit.

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strange. NYU is turbo-pozzed. I have a younger relative who’s enrolling there next year, and she has major psychiatric issues, a serious vocal fry, thirteen genders and all that shit, and I think that’s pretty typical.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. Their entire economy is based on guys moving bits of money from one place to another while taking a small cut each time so that they can buy more lapdances and blow, Madison Avenue bullshit to get kids to buy more Go-Gurt or whatever the fuck else, and…I don’t know what. Shady Puerto Rican auto body shops?

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