This is precisely why I’m not a big fan of police. Cop shows a ton of restraint while Lizzo here slashes at him. Meanwhile cops enforced bullshit Covid ordinances with maximum gusto. Not even Covid-related, but fuck, a cop once pulled me over and berated me, with my infant child in the car, because I didn’t let him butt his way into traffic on a busy street where I very clearly and obviously had right of way. Asshole knew he couldn’t ticket me, because I didn’t break any traffic laws, but it didn’t stop him from being a belligerent, power-drunk asshole.

My policy is to stay as far as possible away from both cops and jogging enthusiasts at this point. If they want to fight, they can. Just leave me the fuck out of it.