WHAT IS THE DEAL with old actors returning decades later, just to RUIN their legendary roles and retcon happy endings?

Money, boredom, vanity, contractual obligations, and/or someone they trust telling them it was a good idea.

what I don´t understand is why would anybody pay for a fake "relationship" and convince themselves that the girl gives a shit about them.

It's because they believe it's better than nothing.

Just don't state false claims. There's better ways of making your point than hysterical exaggerations.

That doesn't enter into it. I'm arguing against making incorrect statement of facts.

it's statistically true

Majority can't be rounded up to an absolute and claimed as a factual statement. No statistician would say 95% IS 100%. Using 'statistic' as an adjective doesn't give your false claim credibility. That's not proper statistics. Not all immigration is warfare. Saying things that aren't true is wrong.

One countries' brain drain is another's boon. I'd say there's some not insubstantial benefits from legal immigration. So all immigration isn't warfare.

Regardless, you would be sensible enough not to actually make a false statement, because you believe that it's wrong to say things that aren't true.

But you wouldn't claim something false like that ALL the M&Ms are poisoned.

Perhaps, but not ALL immigration is warfare.

That's silly. I'm a legal immigrant and I'm not an agent of warfare.

Put not your trust in princes.

Tesla apparently has a "BAIL OUT" alert for when their vehicles begin to slide down hills or towards bodies of water

It has some kind of sensor, smoke or temp on the batteries, so it alerts you about a minute before a battery fire starts. That was what the warning was. The driver bailed leaving the Tesla to slide down the ramp into the water as the fire began.

She’s evil.

Or very stupid.

Apparently they tested it and the results were super encouraging.

People wanted freedom from God.

Latins hate the term. You're the one coping.

I'd rather be dead than unable to hear.

Don't say that.

I watched the cinematics online. That's all I cared for, and even that for the sake of tradition alone.

It's not.

It should be illegal to try and stop one from waving the country's flag.

Or clever.

You make something of a point: bad attempts at making humor will often end up with some wordy exasperation pattern.

That being said, your Example #2 is an educational comic: It's not meant to be funny. It's just explaining what entrapment is and isn't.

It generally feels like they go easy on movies on Half in the Bag

They have a good thing going. They don't want to get in trouble.

Obviously I was talking about illegal immigrants. Your original point was that it was humane to shoot them up so that they wouldn't die in 'decrepit vessels'. I took issue with that. It is not humane to do so.

This place has been getting more and more embittered with time. There's practically no humor left. You always struck me as a sensible one, but now you're talking about shooting people being humane. I think the degradation of this place is affecting you too.

Michael Brown

Is this meant to counterclaim that some immigrants hold weapons? If so, I still don't think we should gun them indiscriminately. I especially don't think we should call gunning them indiscriminately 'humane.'

Yes, I'm Catholic.