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fake_namington 2 points ago +2 / -0

God, I hate this girl. She legit creeps me out, the awful artificial nose makes it even worse. I'd probably have uttered a full "BEGONE THOT" if she came up to me Holy shit Americans should never do the helium voice.

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fake_namington 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry to ruin your last bit of naivete, but Ohio is real

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fake_namington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Despite only being 1/400 Million, Sam Brintons commit over 52% of all luggage crime

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fake_namington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zentreya is definitely a dude. Male humor (slapstick especially), male character design, male sensibility, the list goes on.

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fake_namington 16 points ago +16 / -0

Very few of them are. A lot of that is literally ethots coping and seething, going "I bet SHE UGLY, tho"

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fake_namington 9 points ago +9 / -0

Slavshit*

You're among friends no need to be afraid of naughty words

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fake_namington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Data Scientists are where the girls too ugly for influencer roles transfer to so they can do minimal coding.

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fake_namington 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was hoping it was Haachama or Pippa so they'd get a wall of weird shit back at them.

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fake_namington 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake and gay. That TV woulda fallen off that mantel if a Delivery truck passed by.

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fake_namington 19 points ago +19 / -0

Among my many thoughts playing this decade old game, none of them were "what pp does the robot wish it had?"

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fake_namington 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Dey don e'n look lack mee how tha fuk dey be hatin on me lahk dis shit cray fr 😕😕😕

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fake_namington 24 points ago +24 / -0

A benzo prescription is not even remotely the same thing. It's also a class of drug that's treated like Tylenol when it's alcohol without the liver damage, so there's millions of people with a doctor-provided dependency that can kill them if they stop.

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fake_namington 5 points ago +5 / -0

His borderline personality wife did it. She married him because she likes the drama. He was her shaved ape on a not-short-enough leash.

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