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activated_almonds 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's probably more about justification to ban them and seize assets in the future.

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activated_almonds 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think there was something about a whip and running money-grubbers and false preachers out of a house of worship in the Bible somewhere.

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activated_almonds 9 points ago +9 / -0

Will the last decent man in the city please take his family on vacation already?

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activated_almonds 16 points ago +17 / -1

San Francisco is the capital city of globohomo in more ways than one.

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activated_almonds 10 points ago +10 / -0

GOP establishment.

Also sounds a little like "Nope" when pronounced, which is the reaction even most Republicans have to their policy proposals.

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activated_almonds 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only surprising thing is all of the women are in red and all the men are in green. I would've expected at least one with the colors swapped. Perhaps they exist, and this was cherry-picked far harder than necessary.

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activated_almonds 15 points ago +15 / -0

The entire conflict in Afghanistan was the US propping up the boy-fuckers to spite the girl-fuckers.

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activated_almonds 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a move almost solely used to prevent further crimes of this nature.

A million dollars would have been equally cost-prohibitive. This is getting into "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" territory.

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activated_almonds 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they could've figured out a way to make it random and time-delayed, they would've snuck that protein in with the Covid jabs.

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activated_almonds 12 points ago +12 / -0

The more productive hunting will be for something you don't intend to eat.

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activated_almonds 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we let them on the leash, France and Germany are going to have a slap fight within a generation. I'd say they'd have a war, but they don't have enough men to fight one.

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activated_almonds 4 points ago +4 / -0

The law is on his side, because the law is violence, and he commands the local jackboots with a monopoly on aggressive force.

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activated_almonds 12 points ago +13 / -1

56% of marriages end in divorce, but the serial divorcee effect is real.

The first-marriage divorce rate is lower than the second-marriage rate, which is lower than the third-marriage rate. Some people just can't stop fucking up, which messes with the statistics.

I present the story of six boomers, married 9 times. Five of them are on year 35+ of marriage, while the sixth was divorced three times.

You could say their divorce rate was 33%, or that if you were to be one of the six, you'd have a 16% chance of getting divorced. Both statements are equally true, but they provide different information.

Don't be a selfish dick, and don't marry a turbo-thot, and you've got a better chance of dying of natural causes in your eighties with woman you've spent the last 50 years at your side than the numbers would leave you to believe.

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activated_almonds 1 point ago +1 / -0

This woman could use an immediate dose of certainty about the righteousness of her decision from the final arbiter of good and evil.

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activated_almonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

If sounds like we need one rider, not two, and that rider should say "not a damn dime to the NSF, or any agency which employs more than 1% of current or former NSF personnel."

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activated_almonds 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd have much preferred people with something to live for doing the job competently to someone who can't keep their hands steady or walk without getting winded on a suicide mission on my behalf.

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activated_almonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd sooner see the weasels who decided it was "more accurate" covered in honey and left in a fire ant colony than accept their premise.

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