If someone shows up at your house, says they have authority, says they won't steal/kill/rape/whatever your dog/child/squirrel/whatever, it's vitally important to realize that, as soon as you let them take the aforementioned creature, they can do whatever they want.

This is also true of your own person, not just a child or animal.

Amazing how that happened. I wonder if Ollie's and Dollar Tree are going to have to send back all the Mr Beast branded chocolate bars and drinks, since no one was buying them before.

Maryland is full of government workers

Stop sending them to live over here.

Fuck him and fuck them.

The media is lying to you.

Hey niga. I hope niga are doing well. Good day to niga.

Aww Hell naw!

Eliminar hotel. Eliminar kebab.

It's right there in the title.

For anyone that missed it: The handshake account was ragging on Japan for possibly not teaching their kids about the Rape of Nanking and rightfully called out for his shitty behavior.

''Guilt programming'' is a great term and I will use it in the future.

Who's running the show?

The same people as before (not Dementia Joe)

If you're going to lie like that then we're clearly done here.

It doesn't even need to be refrigerated!

Ok. Post where you heard it first instead of ragging on someone else, or we're getting out the shotglasses, earthworms, and AA batteries.

*shakes ketchup bottle in solidarity*

serial killer who has so much evidence stacking up against them that it's obvious

That's a spicy take about Ted Cruz.

Journalists belong in labor camps.

Free is still too expensive.

Smart move, pissing off the Irish. That has historically worked well.

It's ok, I'm not retarded.

black Scot

A good Demoman would at least still have ONE eye...

Having Jesus cirrect my spelling seems like a waste of His time to me, but clearly I need it.

Citing a link to a biased hitpiece about a nothingburger that later ended up being the catalyst for her hardcore redpilling on KIA2?

That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Brilliant PR workaround. ''52% of those in our office are female''.

The 52% are the fish in the aquarium.

What the fuck is that?