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SouthsideSeneca 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, a surgeon that does bottom surgery...

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SouthsideSeneca 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not normally one to be optimistic, but you could have pretty effective scares for modern audiences.

I'm picturing themes of:
You'll never be a woman
FBI Crime Statistics are real
You are paid what you're worth

If that doesn't work, maybe just have Stonetoss comics hanging on the walls in the apartments or something.

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SouthsideSeneca 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing I know about Ron Howard is that Homer Simpson killed him once ...

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SouthsideSeneca 12 points ago +12 / -0

The device shines a very bright light and measures the light it receives back.

I'm guessing that it isn't that sophisticated of a set up (IE cheap light and/or sensor) and isn't tuned to dark skin. Kind of like a cheap camera struggles to get the contrast right when someone with dark skin and someone with light skin are in the same photo.

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SouthsideSeneca 1 point ago +1 / -0

There comes a time in a man's life when he is offered a chance to give up his beliefs for comfort. Most men take it but still pretend they are loyal to their beliefs.

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SouthsideSeneca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't know David Attenborough. Defaulted to Steve Irwin voice

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SouthsideSeneca 4 points ago +4 / -0

It means that anyone that still has a Netflix sub either is part of (or at least comfortable with) the Cuties crowd.

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SouthsideSeneca 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would love to have an AI assistant that works FOR ME and is designed to increase my productivity.

Unfortunately, all voice assistants are designed to harvest data for the overlord corporation. And the output is tailored to get you to stay siloed and spend more.

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SouthsideSeneca 8 points ago +9 / -1

Micky Mouse was going to become public ip in what, 2024? Anyone who knows anything knew something major was going to get passed in the next year.

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SouthsideSeneca 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dissenter was nuked as soon as it released. One of the worst victims of the app store duo-opoly

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SouthsideSeneca 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately, this power can be used for evil as well. This is exactly how global warming was created as well and that will end humanity in 10 years time if we don't do something RIGHT NOW!

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SouthsideSeneca 11 points ago +17 / -6

What's this "we" shit? There's no hivemind here.

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SouthsideSeneca 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is the first act the fact that I'm paying for it?

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SouthsideSeneca 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the neighbors didn't politely but firmly tell them to go fuck themselves? When did people start to enjoy being snitches?

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SouthsideSeneca 20 points ago +20 / -0

But your kids won't fit in with our degenerate society! Plus, it's difficult to teach basic reading and math skills! It takes a professional that is specially trained in brainwashing to properly teach your kids!

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SouthsideSeneca 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's the Any% record on speedrunning life?

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SouthsideSeneca 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't come up with anything that you can't apply that sentiment to

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