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PizzaExpressInWoking 8 points ago +9 / -1

Gee, it's almost like the democrat controlled congress could pass a law allowing abortion. But they never will because then it can't be used as a wedge issue every 4 years.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did anybody see the new drink they have at the bars? It's called a Rittenhouse. It's a chaser followed by three shots.

by HypJii
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PizzaExpressInWoking 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mr Binger lets other men fuck his husband.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just stared watching the testimony of this dude. 10 minutes in and you can tell he's been coached as fuck. I kept wondering why he keeps looking to his left but then I realized that's where the jury is sitting. The prosecutors probably told him his testimony was going to be the one to nail this thing, but he's trying too hard to appeal to the jurors and he brings an air of hubris. Can't wait to see this one go downhill from here.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what a velociraptor taste like.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 24 points ago +24 / -0

Even if she were to do everything you mentioned, she'd still look like a trashy, inked up hoe. All of those tattoos means she's permanently ruined.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because the person who wrote is either a successful troll, or clinically retarded. Neither are proper nouns or titles so neither should be capitalized. But for some reason the SJWs are obsessed with equity and this is attempt at trying to give them something that wasn't earned.

TLDR; We wuz kangz 'n sheeyit.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard they're going to name him Thooperman.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know it wasn't in the title of the article, but you need to skim just a little bit harder.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was just thinking today. Is IRC still a thing?

by borga
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PizzaExpressInWoking 9 points ago +9 / -0

Green Day has entered the chat.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope land mines make a comeback. Also I just logged in and the captcha made me select pictures of bridges. Is captcha trolling us now?

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PizzaExpressInWoking 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm kinda really hope this guy just drops over dead soon.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 9 points ago +9 / -0

In one of the first missions with Jackie I found one of those electronic note things on a shelf. It was a big long rant about healthcare and how everybody needs universal health care provided by the government. I thought I was reading a Bernie Fucking Sanders political speech