Lex Luthor was right.

That one right there, officer. There’s the pedophile.

For real anti-Ottoman policies, look no further than Transylvania.

Zelensky, Ukrainian officials embezzled $400 million from with US aid: report

I don’t see her as Nani, but she’d be a good Alloy in a Horizon Zero Dawn film.

The first one, not the second one where she transitioned into Donut Drake.

Now?

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"Here's your bill for unspecified medical procedures."

"Go fuck yourself."

True, but I’d be willing to bet that was added during the six year gap between Episodes 1 and 3 after Lucas saw the negative fan reaction.

The parents will find out when they get the bill.

I have my issues with it, but I still think the Prequels and the Clone Wars that followed are the best era of Star Wars.

Which might have been interesting, except the audience knows how it turns out.

Then in Episode 2, Obi-Wan looks so much like Jesus that Catholic grandmothers have his picture on the wall.

MAGA Republicans are destroying our public schools

I WISH THEY WERE

The whole "immaculate conception" angle was dumb even when it was George Lucas trying to sell it. I've always just assumed that Shmi was lying.

"Master Gui-Gon, it's good to see you again! It's been, what, ten years?"

We wuz Kwangs

Kylo's Force ghost is the father.

Racism stocks are going up, Up, UP because there’s not enough supply to meet demand.

China’s power grows during the Biden regime.

Coincidence? I think not.

"Bang, pow, Alice!"

A+ for the thread title.

Aging child star desperately seeks attention; film at 11.

Everywhere.

“Miss me with that gay shit, infidel!”

It’s the same picture.

Good. Pedro Pascal is huge crybaby. Don’t let your helmet hit you in the ass on the way out.

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