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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Film yourself commiting a crime and upload it to social media.

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something tells me this won’t just be for Jews or voluntary.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dead men tell no tales.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nut allergies unless it’s someone nutting in you!

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MegoThor 9 points ago +9 / -0

A few days late, but RIP. Now Superman will never bow down before him.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, you’ll hear them. Loud and constantly.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Elves are well-known for their acne scars.

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MegoThor 9 points ago +9 / -0

We’ve already seen it in college football.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you! I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

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MegoThor 9 points ago +9 / -0

There’s so much more of them to judge!

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Officer MegoThor, why have arrests plummeted while missing person cases have skyrocketed!?”

“I’m getting too old for this shit, Chief.”

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Please! Please! This is supposed to be an ‘appy occasion! Let's not bicker an’ argue about ‘oo killed ‘oo.”

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MegoThor 16 points ago +16 / -0

The news was showing the same stories about “unrest in the Middle East,” too.

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MegoThor 16 points ago +16 / -0

I thought Kunta Kinte was going to destroy the pump and kill Mr. Beast.

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