Jesus, that Hide the Pain smile.

"Leon, I'm ovulating right now."

I actually almost forgot Kotaku existed.

My mom who is jabbed gave me covid, so yeah what was the fucking point?

Soo is getting egged a fetish too now?

(Why does that sound so dirty out of context?)

I swear, everyone will be verified in due time. When everyone is special... Yada yada.

XXXL underwear.... Good God. I would love to send one of those people back in time and see how people would react.

I'm not saying there aren't people this evil and would totally follow this train of thought. This just leans a little too cartoonishly into it.

Where the fuck does a homeless guy gets all that shit in the first place?

1:49 of vid above sounds very familiar. Time is a flat circle

It sounded legit, till the end. Then it straight up sounded like someone who's obsessed with the evil things some women have done to manipulate the system. Dunno, I just get red flags from it. It just seems to go a little too hard. Imp, where were you October 3rd?

This is gayer than a dude penetrating another dude and whispering into his ear "no homo."

Can they? He's known for his craziness and he's got fuck you money out the ass selling stupid shit a high schooler could design, which means he has an army of absolutely loyal fans. It'd be like crushing a flea with your fingers. It won't happen. He won't stay down.

Meh, CEOs always have the softest landings.

Now had the tweet ended with "out of a cannon" then we have something.

Though it is pretty funny hearing the news from their own platform.

The way the rambling guy is swaying.. I think he may have inhaled some glue fumes ahead of time.

I'll generally use very specific subs with smaller communities on specific topics. Like various games and what not. The convos are very much dedicated to the subject at hand. Though some of them can get insufferably meme-ey... The Doom subreddit for example can be a circle jerk of beating Ultra Nightmare and the same damn jokes over and over and over... Some even stealing from one another. I blame entropy. The older a game gets, the more stale its subreddit becomes and no one has anything new to discuss.

The fucking irony of a Troon telling someone to off themselves is so rich I think I might need a hit of insolen. Not even diabetic.

Take a Tums.

They need to set fire to 75% of the fucking building.

edit: THIS IS A JOKE! DO NOT SET FIRE TO ANYTHING!

I agree with the fuck college bit.

Wouldn't want the competition.

I'd settle for "it"

I call that a win win.

Exactly. Layoffs are too good for them. Let them leave on their own.

How did they know the very specific speed the ball went?

Nepotism.