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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

No it fucking doesn't you mongoloid. I no longer think you're trolling, I think you actually believe this.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

we're filming a movie about a presidential assassination

The "set" is just a Trump rally

holy shit that's Trump

fuck that guy died

guess it'll be a good movie

Shut the fuck up retard.

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LauriThorne 12 points ago +12 / -0

vegan conservative

espouses communist talking points

Low effort troll

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LauriThorne 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not a ball, it's a sphere. The difference is subtle, yet important your honor.

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LauriThorne 24 points ago +24 / -0

Tranny surgery in fantasy worlds where magic exists as part of everyday life is retarded, regardless of your stance on trannies.

There's no way they'd be cutting off your tits when you can magic yourself into whatever you want.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe the "secret" (really, the equipment is just heavily controlled) part of making a nuke is properly enriching the uranium to weapons grade.

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LauriThorne 7 points ago +7 / -0

Correct, Air Force One gets the air space cleared when they come to commercial airports.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Just let them have the only friendly port in the region bro, it'll be fine bro"

What a brain dead take.

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LauriThorne 0 points ago +1 / -1

So? Losing a major oil supply hurts our economy regardless of how much we have because it hurts the international trade routes. It raises the cost of exports and imports.

Liberating Kuwait was completely justified, the invasion is dubious at best, but that doesn't change the fact that Saddam was an enemy of the US. So is Xi, but that doesn't mean we invade mainland China.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget, when asking WWJD making a whip, flipping some tables, and driving people out with said whip isn't out of the question.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +2 / -1

He was trying to organize oil-rich countries into a trading block against us, and was attempting to make everyone buy oil in his own currency instead of the dollar.

Yeah, that's going to hurt our economy and that makes him our enemy, doesn't matter why he was doing what he was doing.

Edit: how could I forget that he invaded Kuwait which would have completely cut off our oil supply. Don't buy the revisionist bullshit that Saddam was minding his own business.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadam wanted to do shit that would hurt our economy. That makes him our enemy. Was it worth invading Iraq over? Maybe, maybe not, but he was definitely opposed to us.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

The breasts pulling some matrix moves gets me every time.

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LauriThorne 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's time for Betty to bounce again.

We didn't sign that part of the Geneva Suggestion anyway.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thing is, the ones on our side won't be military if/when it kicks off, they'll desert. Won't stop the rest.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some guy no one knows is pretending to be a woman since his small amount of fame has faded, which is somehow unique enough to require a movie.

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LauriThorne 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even the feds say the personalities didn't know where the money was coming from.

So, his take just keeps getting more braindead.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

Journos always lie, unless they're saying what I want to hear.

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LauriThorne 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everybody is trying to be the next Lego Movie, without understanding the charm.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

A paid Overwatch clone is a hard sell to start with, throw ugly ass DEI characters in it and you get an even tougher sell. It was a generic version of multiple free games, shit was fucked from the start.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're out of your mind, you're not striking anyone and you lost complete control of your shitty governments a long time ago. If it wasn't for our little enclaves you'd all be censored to death.

Keep being delusional, even if your country is controlled by the right wing you simply do not have the capability, nor any fucking reason, to attack anyone, let alone America.

Remember, we are really fucking far away from you, and your country is the size of a medium-sized state over here.

We don't think about you at all.

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