#Trumpzi
Awww man I felt that sick burn from here! I will never emotionally recover from this.
I remember in one of my science classes one day my teacher said "I noticed some of you turned in assignments where all the data points fit within expected parameters and almost perfectly fit the hypothesis. I watched all of you during the assignment...next time please do not pick-and-choose your equipment readings."
He was right; some of the students misunderstood the assignment and scrambled to rerun the tests, a few others really wanted that A.
Now he needs to go full Conan the Barbarian on Fauci. Maybe take him to the Tree of Woe.
According to them, yes; and right after it pops out it becomes something they want to groom.
White peepo you on our land go die now
White peepo come back our food wont grow anymore teach us how to grow food
White peepo pls send us more equipment we salvaged all of it and the food still wont grow
This is all white peepos fault for cursing the soil with whiteness nothing will grow. Pls save us white peepo!
I died from the tax cuts.
And Democrats will still get between 46% and 52% of the vote in every important election they pour money into.
"Remember the Alamo!" will probably turn from "remember the brave Texan defenders who fought and died to the Mexican army" to "remember how the brave Mexican army defeated the gringos for the glory of Mexico!"
If I were to go full tin-foil hat on this one, I would say that all the time they spent developing this and marketing this is a big 4D chess move with the end goal of saying "See?! See!? This is undeniable proof that white pepo are racis! And we need to do something about it NOW!"
"Well it's not actually stealing...and here is a wall of text full of logical fallacies and redefined words that explains why..."
I sure hope the marketing team learned their lesson this time...every single poster, commercial and social media short must have at least 80% focused on the wicked witch's face. Because she is played by the greatest actress in all the universe and we should feel cathartic that we even exist on the same planet as such incredibly epic talent.
I bet the screeching from the mother after that rejection could be heard from three counties away.
razor thin
Result-changing recount inbound probably...
I remember seeing a reverse version of this designed to be spread through the gay community; instead of reading "Have lifespans 30 years shorter than normal" it would read like "15% of gays live to be 60 and older!" and "Over 58% of gay households have no police record of domestic disputes!"
I'm still more impressed with Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves (1937) than any modern cartoon series.
What I expect next:
"We did not find proof of anything happening; but because of the seriousness of the claims, we are just going to pretend something did happen and milk it for political gain as hard as we can."
I vaguely recall the story about some guy who was ready to end it all and decided he may as well go out with a bang. He crossed the border and went on a multi-day partying, drinking, drug and sex binge. After it was over, he had enjoyed himself so much that he changed his mind about suicide and wanted to keep living.
Hello, I would like to buy some gold.
"Good for you! It's a wise investment to make these days. Let me just write up a..."
No, I don't want a certificate. I want the actual thing.
"...what are you a troublemaker or something?"
Turning the other cheek doesn't mean to let people walk all over you; it means "Come at me again bro, I can take it!" Look at the apostle Paul; he was imprisoned and tortured and near death...and despite all that he actually prayed to God to be even bolder in preaching the Word!
Meek means to endure injury with patience and without resentment. It doesn't mean to live life as a people-pleasing beta submissive like many might think.
They also need to order cloth and disposable mask manufactures to put warning labels on their packaging that clarifies how useless they are against viruses and the health defects caused by wearing them too much.
It involved an Israeli diplomat so Bondi may actually do something this time.
Years ago: "People have TDS so bad that some rando could die of a heartattack and the media would blame Trump!"
Today: (actually happens)
That was one of the facts that sealed my desire to avoid the jab at all costs. What got me suspicious in the first place was noticing that most of the deaths were the elderly and people with preconditions, the mantra that cloth masks could reduce your risk of getting it, people "dying from covid" because they died in a car accident, the "fact" it had the same symptoms as the flu, and the "fact" you could have it with no symptoms.
And I still haven't seen 10M+ people die because they weren't jabbed (or because they were). Wonder where the goalposts are now today -- they'll be dead in 10 years? 20 maybe?
It totally never happened! And if it did happen then you need to forgive them and move on! Doctors and nurses are heroes!!!
I want to see the judges take the gloves off completely and have it recorded for posterity for the ages to come.
"Only a fucking idiot like Justice Jackson would make a boring 'legalis' post."
"Justice Thomas is an old bastard clinging to old interpretations of the constitution. Precedent is for dinosaurs."