200 Million production budget 200 Million marketing budget for their 100th year anniversary movie Movie needs near a billion dollars to not be a failure.
Now im no jew so I don't fully get all the bs laws they wrote to control everything. But wasn't blackballing made illegal to stop white people from not hiring minorities preemptively. Surely the fact that they go to Ivy League schools for all the connections and now they seemingly wont get them, someones going to sue right?
What I've always heard was that it was a contract issue that when they purchased the rights to distribute the anime, somehow they fucked up and that didn't include any of the script so they weren't allowed to use that to translate it and thus had to create a script all on their own so each day it was whoever came in first dictated how a scene went and they just had to base on something related to ghosts to fit the shows theme
All of these 'legends' returning means nothing if they are just told by executives that they have to write more gay trash. Either that has to become a policy that no more gays in comics for a decade or they aren't going to do enough to actually make sales.
And no, you can't have gays in stories, because then everything has to revolve around them being gay. All conflict in a gay character's book is related to how gay they are. Villain attacks them, it's because they are gay. Can't get groceries, it's because they are gay. Have any sort of drama between them, it's the gay thing again.
That's all it ever becomes.
AI art isn't killing anything, that some fuckhead was able to sell a banana taped to a wall for $120,000 and that was called art is what is killing the industry.
People are seeing that art is a meaningless term, less than meaningless because at least at that point it wouldn't make or cost anything but when I can fling shit on a canvas and people have to say it's art or be 'uncultured' means that art itself has no purpose AI just allows everyone to make something they might like and it cuts out the low skill hacks who realized they won't be making money since they can't even rise above what computer learning can produce
Be me: Using Microsoft word to write up all the different charges Be me: go to save it, instead scroll down to the email tab Be me: open that tab and type in the names of the people it is being emailed to Be me: go over and hit send Be me: whoops I meant to hit save, the little icon at the top of the screen that doesn't require me to open up any menus and that this file had been worked on for days wouldn't require me to save to a file location as it already exists Be me: thinking people are actually stupid enough to believe this sequence of events was ever possible.
For all these countries I keep hearing this movie is banned in, somehow this film is still making money? Either the chink dollars are that strong because they got their 9 Dash Line in the film or someone's dumping a ton of money to fake ticket sales because otherwise they gotta drop Margot Robbie and she probably gives out mad head to directors.
Kike more
There's cuckservative jew worship. Don't do anything, that might be mean and everyone knows when you fight against child raping mass murdering city burning terrorists, if you're mean then people will support the demons who will kill and enslave them all.
Fuck you faggot bitch, if they aren't getting punished for billions of damages every single year, we can do the same but because we aren't fucking room temperature iq niggers we can actually cause more efficient damage.
All it takes is a few mason jars of chloramine gas thrown into crowded buildings and you can bet your ass that they stop this faggot shit.
Fuck you kike fag. Taking a faux moral high ground has never worked, if it did them we wouldnt have fake doctors chopping kids dicks and tits off and bolting rotting flesh cocks to them. Either adopt better tactics or die like a coward. Clearly chimping out like niggers across the country made every cop bend the knee and legislation was passed immediately. We burn down a few cities and we'll get the results we want.
There are some studies that indicate incorporating a physical aspect to learning that allows it to stick in with people who have difficulty just sitting in a desk being lectured at. Which isn't too out there, the best way to learn the rules of a sport is to play it and you can translate a lot of that to most types of learning. Additionally there isn't anything wrong with getting kids to practice basic aerobic exercise so that they can do so in the future without the complaint of. "Well no one taught me how to do a push up or squat."
To hurt the company additionally, next time you are at the store grab a couple of B&J ice cream tubs and walk around the aisles with them but then put them on a non-freezer shelf, if anyone complains just say you decided you didn't want it any more. The further away the better. Spoiled food eventually hurts the companies sales numbers and they order less and less which turns into even fewer sales.
Sure, Macron is right, if people weren't so focused on video games, movies or sportsball then they'd all be paying attention to the sandnigger riots and would have done something about this. But I doubt that Macron would be amenable to making that argument about the entertainment Jew machine
If your government turns you into an untouchable, take full advantage of it. Take whatever you want, they already aren't going to treat you the same.
Go buy with a bucket of tar or something and just pour it over in the night. A substance that is notably horrible for removal and covers it up so everytime they have to send out these crews, eventually it will cost them millions of dollars just to keep it pristine and you can show that they would rather spend that much money on a tiny patch of asphalt rather than fund schools or any other programs.
Make being gay a massive drain on the taxpayers to the point that they refuse to pay taxes when the funds are this misappropriated
Actually yes, they are specificlly banned from doing just that.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Paramount_Pictures,_Inc.
You know some jew is kvetching right now that they can't put a price tag on the air itself.
In the US Theaters and Studios split 50:50 ticket sales, in some countries, which I'll only name China as it's the second largest market outside the US and in some cases is a larger market, eg MCU films, but that could be reduced to simply that China has roughly 4 times the population of the US but is only like 30% more porfitable, but that's nitpicking irrelevant factors.
In China, the theaters are split 60:40 in favor of the theaters, with all numbers though globally its somewhere around 55:45 in favor of theaters, but that's minor figures.
In a 50:50 split taking these numbers 185,000,000 we can just round that up to 190. So Disney gets to take 95 million of that for themselves. HOWEVER.
That's also pretax, so it if gets hit against lets even go hollywood magic of 15% taxes on that, we can knock out well about 15mil, so they get 80mil. Now compared to the 200 million production budget they are still 120 million short, add in the near 100 million extra they paid for advertising they are 220 million short of breaking even.
So to get to this they would need to nearly triple they current sales just to be able to say, they made no money and lost no money. For this time of year, when all the other studios are putting out their summer flicks, movies need to make their money back in pretty much the first weekend, because sales only drop further after this point.
This also doesn't cover the expenditures of merchandise, Disney pays companies to manufacture toys, t-shirts and backpacks, which can balloon the total cost for the venture by hundreds of millions of dollars.
As a result this Little Mermaid could have in total cost Disney about $1billion just to try and snatch up as much of the market as possible and it's failing big time.
So basically she did the perfect way out where she did not lose but changed the battlefield to a way she can win
What does this word jumble of retardation even mean? She lost so perfectly she won? That's literally not what happened at all, she was going to lose everything even after freezing Bowser since she lost the ice flower and even if she kept it longer she would still have lost it since it only requires her getting hit once, it was a literal numbers game of how long until that happened as Bowsers troops were still around her and if not that Bowser himself would have broken free. She was literally only stalling for time the entire time and in doing so lost the only power up she had because she couldn't think of a better plan, if not for DK stopping the chains and Mario flying in everyone else would have died.
No where did she give up
The part where she gave up is where she gave up. She didn't upon getting told no by the ruler of the Monkey Kingdom that Cranky couldn't just ignore her request. Of course the movie isn't going to go into Peach sitting down to negotiate trade agreements this isn't Star Wars, but she had plenty of time to speak up for herself and she did not. If Mario had time to speak, so did she.
This by the way made little sense since Peach was clearly the better fighter
There was no indication throughout the entire movie that she was a better fighter than Mario, as the only fighting move she did up until that point was shoulder throw Mario, which if you actually saw the film was a result of him running up towards her and thinking "Hey this is the princess I need to talk to." He wasn't actively attempting to attack her nor defend against her, just to get to her.
And no it's more likely had Peach fought DK that he would have just fought her more seriously at the start of the fight since DK knows that Princess Peach has lived in their world for some time, while this new guy just got here. It was his arrogance that caused DK to loose because he underestimated Mario's tenacity, something that Peach was shown to not have and even so far as to explicitly state that to be a character trait she lacks because of her praising Mario's ability to not give up, she would not have said anything if she too had that same attitude, therefore she lacked the qualities that allowed Mario to progress and succeed.
He didn't give up after his first job and that led him to Brooklyn to fix the sewers which got him into the Mushroom Kingdom He didn't give up after being told no by palace guards and went to find Princess Peach even while being chased by armed toads. He didn't give up after each failure on the obstacle course and succeeded in a single day which is a far better accomplishment than Peach having lived her memorable life in that land and succeeding on a test designed by TOADS for TOADS, if anything it's not a Peach was better it was Human Beings are superior to Toads. He didn't quit against DK, which won him the Kong Army, not Peach He didn't quit when the Koopa Troopas chased them on the rainbow bridge, he was the one to suggest splitting up, not Peach He didn't quit when he was eaten by the giant fish which DK was ready to do. He didn't quit when he had to fight Bowser. Him not quitting was a trait that won the day, not anything Peach had.
Peach didn't save the day at any point in the story. So wherever your chimp brain came up with, "Oh she's a girl boss" well I wonder what the fuck a girl boss is when Peach never accomplished anything and her greatest feat was simply stalling the wedding and not having a way out because she didn't know Mario and DK were going to come to the rescue. AND even if she did defeat the Koopas and save everyone else, she would never have been able to stop the Bullet Bill from wiping out the Mushroom Kingdom.
I gave you're piss water ramblings a fair take, it was the rantings of a brain damaged subhuman and was dismissed like the garbage it was.
If you want to have actual criticisms of the film, watch the fucking thing because you have gotten so much wrong you clearly didn't see the film and you'll never convince me or anyone else otherwise.
Here are legitimate criticisms of things that the movie ACTUALLY did and not whatever you imagined in your head while jerking off to photos of your kike grandmother
Luigi needed more screen time in the Dark Lands where he would encounter Boos and other frightening things before getting captured and taken to Bowser. This would have worked far better for the purposes of giving him a nemesis in the form of King Boo and could allow Nintendo to seamlessly make a Luigi's Mansion spin-off
Luigi could have been given a role to step up and lead the prisoners against King Bowser because he learned that Mario isn't giving up and he shouldn't as well. It would have been awkward to try and fit that but it could be done.
More should have been done to explain why it was only the Kong's who had an army that could oppose Bowser, considering they were captured quite easily there was no indication outside DK himself that they were capable fighters. Because as it stands they were as effective as the Toads in the Mushroom Kingdom.
It showed on the map other lands, so clearly there were more people than just Kongs, Koopas and Toads.
It still didn't explain how Peach got into the Mushroom Kingdom, because by all the film showed us she entered through the exact same pipe that Mario and Luigi did which would mean, roughly 20 years ago a Baby Peach wondered into the Brooklyn sewer system and was whisked away and no one noticed. Or are their other pipes to the Human world and why was the human world separated from the other worlds. We saw the void that Mario and Luigi fell through, there were clearly other tunnels and it would stand to reason this is Nintendo hinting a Multiverse or sorts just to build their Nintendo Cinematic Universe.
But for fucksake, you Impossible1 clone, get better material and actually watch what you shit on since you're copy pasted responses were tired before the film even came out.
So just do what the Cucknadians up north do when they get burned this badly and take your own life. Just actually end yourself, grab the nearest sharp object and stick it straight into your carotid artery. It benefits the world if more useless trash like you isn't in it.
The film is a 6 out of 10, it's passable and something I could watch again if I had an hour and a half to kill and no interest in anything else at the time, 7 if I had to pick a movie to put on for my niece and I didn't want to hear Let It Go for the hundredth time.
Is it movie of the year, shouldn't be, will it be, probably considering all the garbage Hollyjew is shoving out their crappers. Is it better than any other animated video game movie, yeah, by a lot because it just is a Mario movie.
Tweet or account is gone stupid, this is why you use archive or something to keep it from disappearing.
Except she did it on her first try
Except that first try came after she had been living in the mushroom kingdom for what looks like at least a decade, if not longer and she was well aware of the benefits of power ups. Mario when he first used the power up had a problem with just jumping since he wasn't used to how his body now worked. That's like me raising my niece for a decade at shooting ranges and then I take her to a competition for the first time and she does well versus you bringing your son in and he struggles because it's the first time he's held a gun. It has nothing to do with her being a girl and everything to do with me raising her to handle guns and that she does well on her first time because she had a lot of practice and growing up around them.
It wasn't as if she first tried it as a baby, she had years and years to become used to how the world worked before her first attempt.
I don't see this as a loss, she did not allow Toad to be tortured and bought some time
It is a loss because she had no way to win, if she didn't cave they'd kill Toad and then still take her, because she was surrounded and Kamek could just use the same magic against her, she had nothing to beat that or all the armed guards surrounding her and even if she managed that she had no way of beating Bowser in a direct fight.
Which is literally shown multiple times, she only froze Bowser which temporarily stopped and he was able to get out just fine on his own, and once they got to Brooklyn he easily defeated her, DK and Toad in a 3 on 1 fight.
She did not lose to anyone, she accidentally lighted up his fuse. Until that moment she had already defeated Bowser and all the guards
Straight up not true, she intentionally lit King Bob-Omb's fuse but she got hit which made her lose her power-up and Bowser still had plenty of guards left and had it not been for DK stopping the chain, then everyone would have died since she had no way out if Mario and DK didn't arrive as everyone else would be dead and she was still surrounded.
If you want to criticize it, that's fine, but don't just make shit up that wasn't on screen to do it.
She did not need help in any task
She was going to immediately give up when Cranky Kong told her no, so she NEEDED Mario's help to convince Cranky. She needed the Kongs to help her get back to her own people, because if they didn't then she would never have gotten to the Mushroom Kingdom on time, and further on the Rainbow Road if the Kongs or Mario were not there, then Bowser's Koopas would have easily caught her since she would not have anyone to distract them. She needed Toad to bring her the Ice Flower, without him helping her everyone would have died. She needed DK to stop the chain after the ice broke and she needed Mario to stop the Bullet Bill from destroying her castle, she needed Mario and Luigi to stop Bowser because she, DK and Toad were not capable of defeating him in Brooklyn.
I don't know where you got this idea that she did everything without help.
At least watch the movie before criticizing it, because everything sounds like you just clicked through a video review and claimed it to be good enough to shit talk the film.
So listen here you dickless faggot. The film did a serviceable job in 90 minutes of putting Mario on the big screen, it played everything safe and if you wanted some Anti-Woke movie where Mario slaps Peach around and calls her a whore that should suck his cock while he smokes cigars and watched the half-nigger chimp Andrew Tate videos. That was never going to happen. What also didn't happen was some Girl Power Movie where every man was incompetent and Peach was the only one to do anything to advance the plot while stomping on Mario's balls the whole time.
Mario at the start of the film was shown to be good at what he does, his plumbing skills are great and the sequence of parkour getting through the construction zone show he's good at platforming. Then later when it shows that Brooklyn is flooding Mario immediately comes to the rescue and figures out exactly what the problem is when none of the other city crews can. So the film doesn't treat him like an idiot. What it does is have Mario struggle at getting used to a magical land of mushroom people where if you eat shit that comes out of a box that you get super powers.
No one in the film was portrayed as an incompetent loser, Bowser wasn't some dudebro frat who couldn't open a pickle jar he was a legitimate threat to the Mushroom Kingdom and would have won if not for Mario because everyone Peach knew would have been killed. Mario wasn't a dumpy out of shape idiot who had to be saved over and over, once he got through the platforming at the Mushroom Kingdom he had caught on pretty quick how things worked.
And to be fair, redoing the 8 films that average what, an hour and fourty-five minutes a piece, into possible an 8-12 episode season for each book where each episode is 45minutes to an hour maybe, that could put this upwards of 8 hours or even longer per season, which is far more time to actually go over the books and not have to cut nearly as much to make a feature length film.
As much shit as I give for the franchise splitting the last book into two films which was the cause of every other fucking film series doing it, honestly it needed it, I couldn't imagine them trying to get all that they did into just one film even if they made it two and a half hours long, it just wouldn't have worked with how much would need to be done.
If GRRM tried to do the reverse where after Game of Thrones ended he announced he was going to make each book a single film, there's just no fucking way that it would be anyway coherent with how much would have to be cut and rushed just to fit the run time
Because give Chris Columbus credit he did a pretty great job adapting the first three books into the films and kept as much relevant information with the time he had and it's just not easy when you have so many child actors simply due to the restrictions you'd have when shooting.
Sure the films had the benefit of Richard Harris, Maggie Smith and Alan Rickman who were phenomenal actors who really helped carry the story.
It would be interesting to see more age appropriate casting because Gary Oldman and every other character who played the Potters and friends, were all cast as older because JKR really wanted Alan Rickman to play Snape, which since they were all supposed to be the same age and Alan was already like 55 years old at that time, when rough estimate would have Snape and the others maybe mid 30's, if that, by the time Harry first gets to Hogwarts. So they were all cast older actors to fit the roles.
Because James and Lily went on to fight Voldemort right after graduating, then we got that prophecy of Harry being born, then he was like a year and a few months old when Voldemort attacked, the Potters would really only have been maybe 20 or 21 years old when they died, so they should look really young actually rather than the middle aged looks whenever we see them.
So it would be nice to get a cast that fits a bit better because she can't recast Alan Rickman into the role of Snape again.
Well considering that everyone is tearing apart the critics who hate it for being morons who don't even know the franchise, like this one bitch who claimed that the catsuit was humiliating to mario despite it being a powerup in the games for about a decade at this point, it isn't hard to see the editors and publishers telling their writing staff that if they don't actually have criticisms and haven't even touched a console in the last ten years to keep their mouths shut and just vague positives for the film.
As someone who has played mario since the NES days and saw the film, is it a masterpiece, absolutely not. But it's fun and it doesn't try to do anything it shouldn't, like tell kids that Luigi is trans or that Peach is now a lesbian.
It's just a Mario movie, that's it. It has fun with the premise and tries to establish somewhat how things work, which is all fine. There were some solid jokes, mostly out of Luma that I found to be good. Besides the licensed music the updated scoring of classic mario music is fantastic.
I don't think it will win awards but since Nintendo is likely to see a few hundred mil come there way for this film, if we get more movies such as a Metroid, Legend of Zelda or Kirby at the same quality, then I'll be happy since it'll be nice to have children's films I could show to my two year old niece that don't try to groom her and she can just have fun watching.
But the critics are butthurt about Chris Pratt not sacrificing himself on the altar of wokeness and use that as any excuse to attack the film, Mario doesn't have a thick first generation italian accent, which is fine too, it probably would have gotten old anyway.
My only gripe is that it seems to make Mario and Luigi like mid twenties to early thirties but it also feels like they are portraying them as late teenagers, it's hard to nail down exactly how old they are supposed to be in the movie.
And should some of the scenes have had more time to breathe, yeah some would have benefited by exploring more of what was going on or said, but again, it's fine since that means it doesn't linger and waste time either.
It's a perfectly serviceable movie and a 7/10.
If those are keloid scars then OP is a fag for claiming they are self-cutting which makes me right for pointing out those are not scars from self-cutting. Which makes you a fag for saying I'm wrong.
And again, those aren't from self-cutting.
She's distancing herself from the allegations around how she treated her crew members and with Diddy getting in trouble it's likely she was connected somehow and is trying to run away before she gets caught too.