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DemolitionsPanda 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whereas I don't want to be treated like a mouth-breathing moron by someone who honestly, genuinely thinks that their audience is too stupid to notice, and can not be bothered to write something better.

I could be one drink short of black-out drunk and write a better main plot on a napkin than this.

The concept of Fallout and Fallout 2 was to bring the experience of TableTop RPGs to a computer game. Fallout 3 was made for a Console 'Tard audience who was almost too stupid to breathe and certainly too stupid to read any dialog. As a result it made huge amounts of money.

Let me guess. The first time you played Fallout 3 was on an X-Box? That was your first experience with the Fallout franchise? Am I close?

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DemolitionsPanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

The plot for FO 3 is patent nonsense.

You can literally make a water filter out of logs and sand. Radioactive materials are either heavy as fuck (comparable to lead) or short-lived.

Forcing the main character to kill themselves was just stupid.

I guess you just didn't understand anything about radioactive particulates and you just didn't give a fuck?

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DemolitionsPanda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow. That was transformative. I can actually understand the point being made.

I am going to nominate you for the position of Lead 'Tard Translator.

The job comes with additional access to the second best time machine.

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DemolitionsPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harry Harrison wrote other fantastic stuff.

  • Bill the Galactic Hero. Fantastic satire of the armed forces and more. It was a very excellent series of graphic novels too.

  • West of Eden. An alternate history where humanity evolved beside a race of reptiles who mastered genetic engineering while humans were still hunter-gatherers. A series of novels that have a satisfying ending.

  • Death World. A man winds up on the most hostile world in the galaxy attempting to help the hold-out colonists who are losing a war of attrition against the ecosystem.

IMNHO Harry Harrison is one of the greatest science fiction authors of all time, with a fantastic scope and variety of his work. West of Eden is truly a masterclass in world building SF, and remains gripping despite (mostly) being about cavemen and lizards.

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DemolitionsPanda 6 points ago +6 / -0

4chan was way more based.

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DemolitionsPanda 9 points ago +9 / -0

It isn't even that modern women are against male dominance! They hate being women. The modern, feminist, woman wants to be their conception of a man.

  • Women rebel against partnership and loyalty. They want to fuck anyone they like without consequences or children.

  • Women want to be financially independent and cast off any responsibility that comes with having a father or a husband providing for them.

Women work hard, but only in jobs that give them warm fuzzy feelings. Yes to light office work; No to specialist welder. Yes teacher; No to sanitation truck driver.

The behaviour of modern, feminist women is designed to minimise accountably and maximise their own gratification. It is exactly how they dream men behave, and they want that for themselves.

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DemolitionsPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Carmack basically invented the FPS genre as we know it.

As much as I appreciate System Shock and the 3D Engine used by Looking Glass, ID Software's Doom took the world by storm and demonstrated that the ShareWare publishg model could make real money.

Carmack was the brains behind the raycasting Doom engine and Doom could not exist without him.

FPS took off partly because the development costs were lower, assuming that you already had an engine.

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DemolitionsPanda 4 points ago +4 / -0

They did cast Leonardo De Caprio as the retard. That probably cost a lot?

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DemolitionsPanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well... you can dismember a corpse with a quarter of a stick of dynamite in the chest cavity. You have to put up tarps and plastic sheeting and tape all the glass.

Everyone always gets grossed out when I do that though.

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DemolitionsPanda 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would argue that Roberta & Ken Williams did more with the founding of Sierra.

Roberta Williams invented the graphical adventure games and made the transition from a solo developer to a team lead.

Ken Williams invented the game publishing and retail industry. Before he drove around to LA stores dropping off a plastic bag with a printed page and a disk inside for local stores to sell on consignment, there wasn't any market to sell games.

Both Ken and Roberta were absolutely a team, and their market was 100% white men who owned PCs.

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DemolitionsPanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey! White Men didn't invent it, but when they chose to compete they made slavery and sex trafficking the most profitable that it has ever been!

Then after setting the record, someone pointed out that Jesus would literally be really mad if he saw that shit happening, so it stopped everywhere White Men could make it stop.

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DemolitionsPanda 12 points ago +12 / -0

A movie called "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" in which a dysfunctional family with a vastly obese mother faced life and (mostly) got their shit together.

The aforementioned vastly fat mother croaked (in her sleep) which let the family actually move on from being stuck as caregivers to a Ham Planet.

Because the surviving family couldn't possibly move her dead, corpulent bulk, they burned down the family home so that there would be no spectacle with a crane and a team of workmen; thus preserving her dignity and granting the kids closure by severing their ties to the tiny, confining town of judgmental bitches.

Which is just stupid. An hour with a hacksaw and some hefty bags would have gotten the job done and then they could have sold the house.

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DemolitionsPanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watching your character physically change over time as they pushed themselves to the limit with grueling exercise would be an amazing mechanic.

Start as Ugly Alloy. Enter the final fight as Hot Alloy.

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DemolitionsPanda 4 points ago +4 / -0

As far as I can tell, women and wives have always had control of about 80% of the household discretionary budget. This is why advertising (by a huge margin) aimed at women.

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DemolitionsPanda 12 points ago +13 / -1

Have you been to the Genocide Museum in Phnom Penh? It is worth a trip.

The museum itself used to be a school that was used by the Khmer Rouge as a facility to torture countless people to death.

I am an Aussie and Australia is quite close, geographically, to Cambodia. I was growing up when the Khmer Rouge was exterminating 40% of the population of that nation, and it wasn't mentioned even once.

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DemolitionsPanda 7 points ago +7 / -0

She is an amazingly insufferable, narcissistic bitch, counselor!

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DemolitionsPanda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Careful buddy. If Tony thinks you are an alt of the Imp, you are going to get a ten month ban.

Stop noticing things.

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DemolitionsPanda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very funny. Now hand back the keys for the time machine.

I swear, this timeline gets worse every time you want to "win" a "bet".

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DemolitionsPanda 8 points ago +8 / -0

It isn't just 'roids.

Amphetamines (which are cheap as shit compared to heroin or coke) severely compromise emotional regulation. Do methamphetamines' enough for a while and it is very permanent.

The worst cases are on both 'roids and meth. Meth revs them up and gives them extra energy to lift weights. It lets them party all night and not feel the effects of alcohol. They don't get hungry or thirsty while they are using, and it makes them feel like a superman.

A perfect combination if you have crippling self-esteem issues and a tiny, shriveled dick as a side effect of the 'roids.

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DemolitionsPanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reserve soldiers are not cops. They don't have any special police powers beyond that of a regular citizen.

I bet a shiny dollar that they won't issue them ammunition because the politicians are terrified that the National Guard might shoot people who need shooting.

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