Did Lizzo Ragequit?
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Prediction: She's somehow involved in Diddy's shady business and distancing herself now.
Her backup dancers have accused her of making them eat bananas out of the vaginas of prostitutes.
Guaranteed, there has been even worse going on around her than that.
No, Lizzo, don't bend the knee... you'll never be able to get back up.
I guess the weight of fame was too heavy to bear.
No joke anyone could make is funnier than the mere reality of her existence
It'll take a crane to move the casket.
Just Gilbert Grape it and cremate through structure fire.
No idea. Who is Gilbert Grape?
A movie called "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" in which a dysfunctional family with a vastly obese mother faced life and (mostly) got their shit together.
The aforementioned vastly fat mother croaked (in her sleep) which let the family actually move on from being stuck as caregivers to a Ham Planet.
Because the surviving family couldn't possibly move her dead, corpulent bulk, they burned down the family home so that there would be no spectacle with a crane and a team of workmen; thus preserving her dignity and granting the kids closure by severing their ties to the tiny, confining town of judgmental bitches.
Which is just stupid. An hour with a hacksaw and some hefty bags would have gotten the job done and then they could have sold the house.
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Well... you can dismember a corpse with a quarter of a stick of dynamite in the chest cavity. You have to put up tarps and plastic sheeting and tape all the glass.
Everyone always gets grossed out when I do that though.
A house fire, would never cremate a body of that size.
Plot synopses says, the police are returning within the hour.
Which leaves them calling back up fire reserves, and then still needing a crane for the body.
Makes no sense. Leaves them suspect to several crimes.
How did a movie this simple cost 11 million dollars in 1993?
They did cast Leonardo De Caprio as the retard. That probably cost a lot?
Right as sexual harassment accusations started flying
She's distancing herself from the allegations around how she treated her crew members and with Diddy getting in trouble it's likely she was connected somehow and is trying to run away before she gets caught too.
She's just trying to whip up defenders by mixing up people who hate her for literal sexual assault she committed on her own people with people who hate her for "racism" into one blob.
Its pretty smart honestly, she gets asspats, a victim story to overcome, and her misdeeds will be completely buried.
That's a LOT of area to be patted, quicker and less dangerous to ass pat a hippo
She's taking her glass flute and leaving.
"I'm starting to feel like the world doesn't want me in it."
A sane world wouldn't. You managed to fuck up in one of the few ways anyone with your amount of privilege points still can. Bye now.
Isn't she the one that did rude things to James Madison's flute at Library of Congress?
Well... Bye!
Lose weight.
Awww man, did she just kill steal from her arterial blockage?
Guys we should be more understanding. She has a lot on her plate right now.
Don't let the door hit your oversized ass on the way out.
The day after a big DNC fundraiser. Interesting timing.
She’s going to put down the cakes and hit the treadmill?
Physiognomy is real.
How she looks reveals her character.